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i got nothing

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Somebody with legitimate baseball knowledge finally explained the problem with my throw. You know what that means? Time to form a team.

The New York Times
A Dutch Soccer Riddle: Jewish Regalia Without Jews
By CRAIG S. SMITH

Published: March 28, 2005

AMSTERDAM - Just minutes before a high-stakes soccer game not long ago between this city's home team, Ajax, and their rivals from the southern city of Eindhoven, a chant built to a roar in the hall packed with supporters where they were serving plastic pint cups of Dutch beer.

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"Jews, Jews, Jews!" thousands of voices cried.

Outside, souvenir stalls sold Israeli flags or flags with the Ajax logo, the head of the fabled Greek warrior, emblazoned inside the star of David. Fans arrived with hats, jackets and scarves embroidered with Hebrew writing. Until recently, the team's official Web site even featured the ringing tones of Hava Nagila and other Jewish songs that could be downloaded into fans' mobile phones.

Few, if any, of these people are Jewish.

"About thirty years ago, the other teams' supporters started calling us Jews because there was a history of Jews in Ajax," explained Fred Harris, a stocky man with brush-cut hair and a thick gold chain around his neck, "so we took it up as a point of pride and now it has become our identity."

For years, the team's management supported that unique identity. But over time what seemed to many people like a harmless - if peculiar - custom has taken on a more sinister tone. Fans of Ajax's biggest rivals began giving the Nazis' signature straight-arm salute or chanting "Hamas, Hamas!" to provoke Ajax supporters. Ajax games have been marred by shouts of "Jews to the gas!" or simply hissing to simulate the sound of gas escaping.

The most disturbing displays have come during games against teams from The Hague or Amsterdam's greatest rival, Rotterdam. But even Eindhoven fans get into the act: not long after the game started, a chant arose from the corner section of the city's stadium reserved for fans of the opposing team.

"Everyone who's not jumping is a Jew!" the crowd cried over and over again as thousands of people in the section jumped up and down.

Ajax games have become so charged with such anti-Semitic displays that many of the team's Jewish fans now avoid the games altogether. The offensive behavior is not one-sided: during a game against a German team late last year, a group of Ajax supporters displayed a banner that read "Jews take revenge for '40-'45," a reference to the Holocaust.

"We were probably too tolerant," said Uri Coronel, a Jew who was a member of Ajax's board in the 1990's, speaking about the management's past attitude.

Since then, the atmosphere at the games has become "unbearable," he said, adding that the fans' adoption of a Jewish identity is widely misunderstood as something positive.

"A lot of Jews all over the world believe that Ajax fans are proud to call themselves Jews, but it's a kind of hooliganism," he said.

There is no clear reason why Ajax, founded in 1900, became known as a Jewish club. Amsterdam has always had the largest Jewish population in the Netherlands and the club had two Jewish presidents in the 1960's and 1970's. It has had Jewish players at various times. The club, which owns 73 percent of the listed company that owns the team, also has some Jews among its 400 members, but no greater a percentage than their representation in the city's general population. There are no Jews on the club's current board.

"The club has no real Jewish origins," said John C. Jaakke, the club's dapper president, speaking before the Eindhoven game.

Nonetheless, the club became identified in the public mind with Jews in the 1950's, and by the 1970's, opposing fans began to call Ajax supporters Jews. The supporters adopted the identity in a spirit of defiance.

Mr. Jaakke said the trend had bothered the club's management for the past 10 years, and many Jewish supporters have complained that it makes them uncomfortable. Finally, last year, during a period of national debate about the language being used in soccer stadiums, the board decided to take the opportunity to address the issue. One of the main catalysts for that debate was not anti-Semitic chants, but chants calling the well-known girlfriend of an Ajax player a prostitute.

Mr. Jaakke called a meeting with representatives of the club's two main supporters' associations last year to communicate the management's concerns. Mr. Coronel, the son of Holocaust survivors, spoke to them about how hurtful the language was to Jews. Finally, in his New Year's speech, Mr. Jaakke expressed the management's desire that fans drop their pretended Jewish identity.

"Not only Jews are bothered by this," said Mr. Jaakke, "I'm not Jewish and I hate it, too."

The club has asked an independent committee, headed by the Dutch foreign minister, to discuss the issue and try to come up with a strategy for ending the practice. Mr. Jaakke said there had been some suggestion that fans substitute the word "Goden," or gods, for "Joden," or Jews, and call themselves "sons of gods," on the logic that Ajax was a sort of god.

Mr. Jaakke conceded that forcing the fans to change their behavior was a daunting task. "It's difficult for the supporters because it has become part of their identity," he said. "Many people are walking around with Jewish stars tattooed on their bodies and they're not Jewish at all."

Standing in a section behind the goal reserved for hard-core Ajax fans, the leader of the more fanatical of the teams' two supporter associations said he understood that it hurt Jews who lost family members during the war, but complained that it was the fault of other teams' fans.

"We don't say anything that hurts anyone," said the tall, sharp-featured man who would give only his first name, Henk. "Even if we stopped, they'd still call us Jews."

A cheer of "Let's go, Jews, let's go!" started up among the fans around him.

"It'll never change," he said. "It's been our identity for almost 30 years - you can't erase it." He tugged down the neck of his shirt to reveal a large light-blue star of David tattooed on his chest with the word AJAX emblazoned above it in black gothic letters.

MLS UNVEILS 2005 PLAYER RULES
For Immediate Release


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Contact: MLS Communications: (212) 450-1243




MLS UNVEILS 2005 PLAYER RULES




NEW YORK (Thursday, March 24, 2005) - Major League Soccer today unveiled the
player rules that will govern transactions for the 2005 MLS season, the 10th
in League history.



The rules are broken down under the following four headings: (i) MLS Roster
Composition, (ii) Methods of Player Acquisition, (iii) Methods of Releasing
Players and (iv) Player Rights.



"At a time when many soccer leagues are becoming less competitive, MLS
remains a league unique in the soccer world in that each team has an equal
opportunity to compete on the field regardless of the wealth of the owner or
whether they are located in a large or a small market," said MLS Deputy
Commissioner Ivan Gazidis. "On-field success is determined by how well a
team operates within the framework established by the MLS Competition
Committee, as approved by the MLS Board of Governors. Publication of a
summary of this framework allows our fans to follow the player dealings of
their favorite teams in more detail."



Major League Soccer's 10th Season kicks off on Saturday, April 2, 2005 with
a full slate of games. First Kick 2005 is highlighted by the highly
anticipated inaugural MLS match for Club Deportivo Chivas USA, as the
expansion team plays host to MLS Cup champion D.C. United at The Home Depot
Center in a match to be broadcast live on ABC Sports (3:00 p.m. ET).



In other matches on April 2: Clint Mathis and Eddie Pope lead Real Salt Lake
against their former club, the MetroStars, at Giants Stadium (7:00 p.m. ET);
the Los Angeles Galaxy travel to face the Supporters Shield winners, the
Columbus Crew (7:30 p.m. ET on HDNet); the Western Conference Champion
Kansas City Wizards host the Colorado Rapids (8:00 p.m. ET); the Chicago
Fire and FC Dallas battle in the first installment of the Brimstone Cup
(8:30 p.m. ET); and the New England Revolution take on the San Jose
Earthquakes at Spartan Stadium to close out opening day (10:00 p.m. ET).



In advance of the first weekend of matches, teams came into roster and
budget compliance on Tuesday, March 1, 2005. The 2005 MLS competition rules
follow below:





I. MLS ROSTER COMPOSITION

A Major League Soccer team's full roster is comprised of the Senior Roster
and the Developmental Roster. The full roster shall exceed no more than 28
total players: 18 players on the Senior Roster and no more than 10 players
on the Developmental Roster. All 28 players are eligible for selection as
part of the gameday squad during the regular season and playoffs.



(A) SENIOR ROSTER

Other than at specified times during preseason, through injury situations (a
player added as a season-ending injury replacement) or in cases of extreme
hardship, an MLS team shall have no more than 18 senior roster players at
any time. The senior roster is comprised of the following players, who all
count against a team's salary budget:



(i) DOMESTIC PLAYERS

A domestic player is either a U.S. citizen, a permanent resident (green card
holder) or the holder of other special status (e.g., has been granted
refugee or asylum status).



(ii) SENIOR INTERNATIONAL PLAYERS

Each team shall be allowed up to four (4) Senior International players on
its roster - non-domestic players who turn 25 years or older during the
season in question. Although these players can be traded by MLS teams, the
Senior International slots themselves cannot be traded.



(iii) YOUTH INTERNATIONALS

A Youth International is a non-domestic player (i.e., non-U.S. citizen and
non-green card holder) who is 24 years old or younger during the season in
question. At the beginning of the year in which the player is due to reach
the age of 25, this player will be re-classified as a Senior International.
Following the 2004 MLS season, each MLS club was allotted three (3) youth
international spots with two (2) additional ones provided to the two 2005
expansion teams for their first two (2) seasons. Unlike senior international
spots, all youth international spots can be traded on a permanent or
temporary basis (the slots revert to the original team in the latter case).
Youth International players may be signed to senior roster contracts or
developmental roster contracts (see "Developmental Roster" below). A team
may opt to have a youth international occupy one of its senior international
slots.



The current list of available youth international spots per team follows
(including trades that involved the transfer of some spots as of March 23,
2005): CD Chivas USA (6), Chicago Fire (3), Colorado Rapids (3), Columbus
Crew (3), D.C. United (3), FC Dallas (2), Kansas City Wizards (3), Los
Angeles Galaxy (4), MetroStars (5), New England Revolution (3), Real Salt
Lake (3), San Jose Earthquakes (2).



(B) DEVELOPMENTAL ROSTER

MLS teams may not have more than 10 developmental players on their
developmental roster at any time (unless a player is added as a
season-ending injury replacement). Developmental players can be either
domestic or international and must be 24 years of age or younger during the
season in question. These players do not count against a team's salary
budget. They are signed to non-guaranteed contracts and thus, can be waived
at any time. Teams are permitted an unlimited number of signings during a
given season to ensure all 10-man developmental roster spots are occupied at
any one time.



Generation adidas players, who are domestic underclassmen, form part of a
team's Developmental Roster. They are acquired by MLS teams through the
SuperDraft or through the Lottery system if they join the League after the
SuperDraft.



II. METHODS OF PLAYER ACQUISITION

MLS teams may acquire players and add them to their Senior and Developmental
rosters via the following 10 mechanisms:



(A.) ALLOCATIONS

A club earns an allocation for (1) failure to qualify for the MLS Cup
Playoffs; (2) as a replacement in the case of the departure or transfer of
key players; or (3) due to expansion status. The two new expansion teams
each received three allocations in 2005.



Each year the MLS Competition Committee determines how many allocation spots
are made available to each team and whether they are classified as "major"
or "minor" allocations (based on the monetary value applied to each
allocation by the MLS Competition Committee which considers various factors
in determining the figure). Allocation spots or portions thereof (see
splitting of allocations below*) can be traded by teams.



Each year, allocations are given a ranking by the MLS Competition Committee.
In 2005, one of the three expansion allocations ranked first (the order as
between the two expansion teams determined by coin toss at MLS Cup 2004),
followed by the major allocations for failure to make the playoffs (ranked
between themselves in reverse order of finish in 2004), followed by major
replacement allocations in reverse order of 2004, minor replacement
allocations in the same order and, finally, remaining portions of split
allocations.



In the event that a U.S. National Team player signs with MLS, (and, if he is
a player returning to MLS, if his original club does not have a right of
first refusal), the club with the first ranking allocation (see current
rankings below) has the option of using its allocation to acquire the player
in question.



Allocations or portions thereof may be used to re-sign current MLS players,
with League approval.



The current order for allocations as of Thursday, March 24 follows:



RANK TEAM REASON FOR ALLOCATION
USE

1. FC Dallas Expansion allocation acquired
from L.A. Galaxy, Greg Vanney

originally held by Chivas
USA

2. Real Salt Lake Expansion allocation
Clint Mathis

3. Chicago Fire Portion of missing '04 Playoffs
(split) John Thorrington

4. FC Dallas Missing '04 Playoffs (major)
- -

5. Chicago Fire DaMarcus Beasley replacement
allocation (major) - -

6. Chicago Fire Damani Ralph replacement
allocation (major) - -

7. Los Angeles Galaxy Portion of Cory Gibbs replacement
allocation acquired Guillermo Ramirez

from FC Dallas (split)


8. S.J. Earthquakes Portion of Etcheverry retirement
allocation acquired from - -

FC Dallas, originally
held by D.C. United (split)

9. S.J. Earthquakes Portion of Landon Donovan
replacement allocation (split) - -

10. Columbus Crew Portion of Brian McBride replacement
allocation (split) - -

11. D.C. United Bobby Convey replacement
allocation (major) Christian Gomez

12. Chicago Fire Carlos Bocanegra replacement
allocation (minor) Samuel Caballero

13. N.E. Revolution Daniel Hernandez replacement
allocation (minor) - -

14. Chivas USA Expansion allocation
- -

15. MetroStars Expansion allocation acquired
from Real Salt Lake Youri Djorkaeff

16. Chivas USA Expansion allocation
Ramon Ramirez

17. L.A. Galaxy Expansion allocation acquired
from Real Salt Lake - -

18. Chicago Fire Portion of allocation for
missing '04 Playoffs (split) Ante Razov

19. MetroStars Portion of Donovan replacement
allocation acquired from SJ (split) - -

20. Chicago Fire Portion of allocation for
missing '04 Playoffs (split) Ivan Guerrero

21. Columbus Crew Portion of Brian McBride replacement
allocation (split) Mario Rodriguez

22. FC Dallas Portion of Cory Gibbs
replacement allocation (split) Greg Vanney

23. Los Angeles Galaxy Portion of allocation for retirement
of Marco Etcheverry Pablo Chinchilla

acquired from SJ,
originally held by D.C. United and then

traded to FC Dallas
(split)

24. Los Angeles Galaxy Portion of Cory Gibbs replacement
allocation acquired Michael Umana

from FC Dallas (split)



*Beginning in 2005, teams may split major allocations into up to three
portions. Once an allocation has been split, the remaining portion(s) shall
drop to the bottom of the allocation order. Teams may trade allocations and
split portions of allocations.



If a team has an unused outstanding replacement allocation for a departed
player, or has not received a replacement allocation, that team has right of
first refusal in the event of his return to MLS. If a team has utilized its
replacement allocation, by acquiring another player, through a trade or
through a split, the team loses its right of first refusal to such returning
player, who is then assigned in the normal manner.



(B.) SUPERDRAFT & SUPPLEMENTAL DRAFT

These are players drafted by teams at the annual MLS SuperDraft, which
consists of four (4) rounds beginning in 2005, and the MLS Supplemental
Draft, also consisting of four (4) rounds beginning in 2005. These players
may include college players, Generation adidas players and players from
lower divisions. Players classified as Youth Internationals may also be part
of the SuperDraft or Supplemental Draft. The selection order for both drafts
is based upon each team's on-field performance during the previous season.



A player who was drafted by a particular team through the SuperDraft or
Supplemental Draft and did not sign with the League, is placed on that
team's "College Protected List" until the second December 31 immediately
following the draft in question, after which the team loses the rights to
the player.



(C.) TRADES

Players, rights to sign players, SuperDraft picks, allocations (or split
portions thereof) and Youth International slots may all be acquired and
exchanged in trades approved by the MLS League Office provided all of the
necessary rules regarding roster and salary budget compliance are met and
the trade is consummated during the valid trading period. The current trade
window opened on Monday, November 22, 2004 and will close at the 2005 trade
deadline of Thursday, September 15, 2005 (in conjunction with the close of
the secondary international transfer window).



(D.) DISCOVERY SIGNINGS

Each team has the opportunity to make six (6) discovery signings per season
(up from three (3) discovery signings allowed in 2004). The two expansion
teams in 2005 will have ten (10) discovery signings each in 2005 and six (6)
in 2006 and beyond. The last day for discovery player signings is September
15, 2005 - coinciding with the close of the secondary international transfer
window and the roster freeze date. The six (6) discovery signings can be
used to fill senior roster spots only.



(E.) DEVELOPMENTAL ROSTER SIGNINGS

Teams are permitted an unlimited number of developmental player signings
during a given season to ensure all 10-man developmental roster spots are
occupied at any given time. Youth international limits per team still apply.




(F.) WAIVERS

A team may place a player on waivers at any time during the regular season
at which point he is made available to all other teams. The waiver claiming
period shall commence on the first business day after the League delivers a
notice to teams and shall expire at 5:00 p.m. EST on the second business day
after the Waiver Period Commencement Date. The claiming period is 48 hours.



Clubs each have the opportunity of claiming a player off waivers in reverse
order based on points-per-game total during the current season. If the
waivers occur before every team has played three regular season games, the
point totals of the previous year are instead taken into consideration with
the team with the worst point total having the first option.



Once a team selects a player off waivers, that club is automatically moved
to the bottom of the priority list for subsequent waiver selections in a
given season, regardless of its points-per-game total. Players who may be
placed on the MLS waiver wire are as follows:



(i) A player eligible for a previous SuperDraft who went undrafted; or



(ii) a player who has played in MLS previously where his last MLS team does
not wish to exercise its right of first refusal or no longer has the right
of first refusal since 12 months have passed since the player's date of
release, except in the case of returning U.S. National Team players as
stated below.



(G.) LOTTERY

Some players shall be assigned to MLS teams via the weighted Lottery
process. Any team assigned a player through the lottery in any particular
season shall not be assigned another lottery player that season unless and
until all teams have received a lottery player or have agreed to waive their
option to participate in a Lottery. The players made available through
lotteries include:



(i) Generation adidas players signed after the MLS
SuperDraft;



(ii) Draft eligible players to whom an MLS contract was
offered but who failed to sign with the League prior to the Draft.



The weighted lottery takes into consideration each team's performance over
its last 32 regular season games and the most recent postseason. The team
with the worst record over its last 32 regular season games (dating back to
previous season if necessary) will have the greatest probability of winning
the lottery. Teams are not required to participate in a lottery. Players are
assigned via the lottery system in order to prevent a player from
potentially manipulating his destination club with a strategic holdout.



(H.) EXTREME HARDSHIP CALL-UPS

Teams may add players to their roster in cases of "extreme hardship" as
follows: (1) a team has less than two available goalkeepers or (2) a team
has less than 15 available players. Extreme hardship call-ups are made on a
game-by-game basis.



(I.) SEASON-ENDING INJURY REPLACEMENTS

A team with a player lost to a season-ending injury can replace that player
on its roster, while remaining responsible for the full amount of the
injured player's salary. International player limits still apply at the time
a season-ending replacement is made (with the player being replaced not
counting against those limits).



(J.) RETURNING U.S. NATIONAL TEAM POOL PLAYERS

In the event a U.S. National Team pool player playing abroad returns to the
U.S. and there is interest from multiple MLS teams, preference will be given
first to a team prepared to use an allocation. If there is more than one
team prepared to use an allocation on a particular player, the current
season's allocation rankings as determined by the MLS Competition Committee
would be used. In the event no team is willing to use an allocation, the
player will be assigned via waivers.



NOTE: No changes may be made to a team's active full roster during the
period beginning on September 15, 2005 (Roster Freeze Date) through the day
after MLS Cup. Nevertheless, a team may obtain players in accordance with
the extreme hardship rules and procedures to replace players who are injured
or otherwise legitimately unavailable after the Roster Freeze Date. Any
other replacements after the Roster Freeze Date may only be made in
exceptional circumstances in the League's sole and absolute discretion.





(III.) METHODS OF RELEASING PLAYERS



(A) WAIVERS

Teams may waive players based on performance at any time during the MLS
season. Players on guaranteed contracts or players waived on or after July
1 of any year, however, will continue to have their salary count against the
team's salary budget and the team waiving the player will not receive a
replacement except under the normal player acquisition mechanisms. Players
may not be waived while they are injured, unless the League reaches a
settlement with the injured player for his release. In such a scenario, the
settlement amount will be charged to the team's salary budget. Upon return
to fitness, however, a player may be waived normally.



(B) TRANSFERS AND LOANS

An MLS player may be transferred or loaned at any time to a team outside the
League. Beginning with the 2004 season, FIFA does not recognize player
transfers that take place outside of the two following transfer windows:



January 1 - March 31 (Primary Window)

August 15 - September 15 (Secondary Window)



FIFA does allow for the registration of free agents outside of the primary
and secondary windows in limited circumstances. Visit www.FIFA.com
for more details.



(C) CONTRACT EXPIRATION

When a player's contract expires, the player does not count against the
roster or budget of the team in question. A team retains the rights to the
player indefinitely following the expiration of a contract only if attempts
were made to re-sign the player. In exceptional circumstances where an
important player could not be re-signed, a team may be awarded a replacement
allocation.



NOTE: No changes may be made to a team's active full roster during the
period beginning on September 15, 2005 (Roster Freeze Date) through the day
after MLS Cup. Nevertheless, a team may obtain a goalkeeper in accordance
with the extreme hardship rules and procedures to replace a goalkeeper who
is injured or otherwise legitimately unavailable after the Roster Freeze
Date. Any other replacements after the Roster Freeze Date may only be made
in exceptional circumstances in the League's sole and absolute discretion.





(IV.) PLAYER RIGHTS



The following explains the status of player rights in specific instances:



WAIVED PLAYERS: a team waiving a player who clears waivers holds a right of
first refusal to such player for 12 months from the date of his release.



OUT OF CONTRACT PLAYERS / OPTIONS NOT PICKED UP: a team retains the right of
first refusal to the player indefinitely only if attempts were made to
re-sign the player.



DRAFTED BUT NOT SIGNED: a player who was drafted by a particular team
through the SuperDraft or Supplemental Draft and did not sign, is placed on
that team's "College Protected List" until the second December 31
immediately following the draft in question, after which the team loses the
rights to sign the player.



PLAYER TRANSFERRED OUTSIDE MLS: if a replacement allocation is granted, a
team does not retain a right of first refusal unless the team has not yet
used the compensatory allocation. In such a case, the team may retain the
right of first refusal on the player provided they surrender the full amount
of the replacement allocation.





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me that file


xxxxx (9:17:44 PM): ok cupcake


Don Morroni (9:18:25 PM): right


xxxxx (9:19:15 PM): ooo annoying font colors i can do
that too!


Don Morroni (9:19:23 PM): lol


xxxxx (9:19:36 PM): josh says this is gay but i think
gay is sexy


Don Morroni wants to send file C:\Documents and
Settings\RipSonic\My
Documents\download\papan0ei\O-Zone (9:19:43 PM).


Don Morroni (9:19:54 PM): if u were a girl i'd be
attracted


xxxxx (9:21:08 PM): if u were josh i'd have to be a 10
yearold girl


Don Morroni (9:21:21 PM): LOL


PapaN0eI received C:\Documents and
Settings\RipSonic\My
Documents\download\papan0ei\O-Zone\DiscO-zon
e\O-Zone - DiscO-zone - 01 - Dragostea Din
Tei.mp3 (9:21:22 PM).


xxxxx (9:22:25 PM): josh tell you his favorite black
joke?


Don Morroni (9:22:32 PM): nah


xxxxx (9:22:51 PM): it has to do with the fack the only
balck guy at harvard is the janitor


xxxxx (9:22:58 PM): yes fack not fact


xxxxx received C:\Documents and
Settings\RipSonic\My
Documents\download\papan0ei\O-Zone\DiscO-zon
e\O-Zone - DiscO-zone - 02 - Despre Tine.mp3
(9:23:07 PM).


Don Morroni (9:23:17 PM): lol


Don Morroni (9:23:21 PM): thats awsome


xxxxx (9:23:25 PM): how many polacks does it take
to clean a bathroom


Don Morroni (9:23:36 PM): i dont know


xxxxx (9:23:39 PM): none


PapaN0eI (9:23:42 PM): its a NIGGERS JOB


Don Morroni (9:23:50 PM): o god


Don Morroni (9:24:24 PM): how do u fit 10 babies
ina blender?


xxxxx (9:24:33 PM): thats just not funny


xxxxx (9:24:37 PM): your a sick sick bastard


xxxxx (9:24:39 PM): how dare you


xxxxx (9:24:42 PM): i am apalled


xxxxx (9:24:48 PM): shocked and apalled


Don Morroni (9:24:51 PM): yea, your right


PapaN0eI received C:\Documents and
Settings\RipSonic\My
Documents\download\papan0ei\O-Zone\DiscO-zon
e\O-Zone - DiscO-zone - 03 - Sarbatorea Noptilor
De Vara.mp3 (9:24:51 PM).


Don Morroni (9:25:01 PM): ......i should've asled
about fitting in 20


xxxxx (9:25:58 PM): wahts the beat part of fucking
twenty-five yearolds


xxxxx (9:26:10 PM): best


Don Morroni (9:26:16 PM): they're hot


xxxxx (9:26:21 PM): no theres 20 of them


Don Morroni (9:26:26 PM): lol


xxxxx (9:26:46 PM): how did the germans invade
poland


xxxxx received C:\Documents and
Settings\RipSonic\My
Documents\download\papan0ei\O-Zone\DiscO-zon
e\O-Zone - DiscO-zone - 04 - De Ce Plang
Chitarele.mp3 (9:26:47 PM).


Don Morroni (9:26:59 PM): they drove


xxxxx (9:27:02 PM): they marched in backwards and
said they were leaving


Don Morroni (9:27:08 PM): lol


Don Morroni (9:27:11 PM): nice


PapaN0eI received C:\Documents and
Settings\RipSonic\My
Documents\download\papan0ei\O-Zone\DiscO-zon
e\O-Zone - DiscO-zone - 05 - Fiesta De La
Noche.mp3 (9:28:37 PM).


xxxxx (9:28:40 PM): whats black and blue and doesn't
like sex


xxxxx (9:28:58 PM): the little boy in the trunk of my
car


xxxxx received C:\Documents and
Settings\RipSonic\My
Documents\download\papan0ei\O-Zone\DiscO-zon
e\O-Zone - DiscO-zone - 06 - Printe Nori.mp3
(9:30:19 PM).


Don Morroni (9:30:26 PM): yes


xxxxx (9:31:11 PM): why do black people put there
trash in clear plastic bags


Don Morroni (9:31:34 PM): no idea


xxxxx (9:31:42 PM): so spics can go window
shopping


xxxxx received C:\Documents and
Settings\RipSonic\My
Documents\download\papan0ei\O-Zone\DiscO-zon
e\O-Zone - DiscO-zone - 07 - Oriunde Ai Fi.mp3
(9:32:18 PM).


Don Morroni (9:32:27 PM): o man


xxxxx received C:\Documents and
Settings\RipSonic\My
Documents\download\papan0ei\O-Zone\DiscO-zon
e\O-Zone - DiscO-zone - 08 - Numai Tu.mp3 (9:34:09
PM).


xxxxx received C:\Documents and
Settings\RipSonic\My
Documents\download\papan0ei\O-Zone\DiscO-zon
e\O-Zone - DiscO-zone - 09 - Dar, Unde Esti.mp3
(9:35:59 PM).


xxxxx received C:\Documents and
Settings\RipSonic\My
Documents\download\papan0ei\O-Zone\DiscO-zon
e\O-Zone - DiscO-zone - 10 - Nu Ma Las De Limba
Noastra....mp3 (9:37:44 PM).


xxxxx received C:\Documents and
Settings\RipSonic\My
Documents\download\papan0ei\O-Zone\DiscO-zon
e\O-Zone - DiscO-zone - 11 - Crede-Ma.mp3 (9:39:56
PM).


xxxxx received C:\Documents and
Settings\RipSonic\My
Documents\download\papan0ei\O-Zone\DiscO-zon
e\O-Zone - DiscO-zone - 12 - Dragostea Din Tei
(DJ Ross Extended Mix).mp3 (9:42:49 PM).


xxxxx received C:\Documents and
Settings\RipSonic\My
Documents\download\papan0ei\O-Zone\DiscO-zon
e\Thumbs.db (9:42:50 PM).


Don Morroni is away at 9:48:23 PM.


xxxxx (10:07:51 PM): YOU HAVE THE GAYEST
TASTE IN MUSIC EVER

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Auto response from Don Morroni (10:07:52 PM): here,
doin work for a bit

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Don Morroni (10:08:34 PM): dude, its Romanian
Boy band discoteca music


Don Morroni returned at 10:08:34 PM.


xxxxx (10:08:51 PM): EXACTLY


Don Morroni (10:08:55 PM): just listen it will grow
on you


Don Morroni (10:09:00 PM): lol


xxxxx (10:09:09 PM): TOO LATE FAG!


Don Morroni (10:09:20 PM): whatever


Don Morroni is away at 10:09:39 PM.


xxxxx (10:10:01 PM): I HOPE YOU DIE IN A
CASINO BUS ACCIDENT THE NIGHT BEFORE A
RELATIVES WEDDING. NEVER IN MY LIFE
HAVE I SEEN OR HEARD ANYTHING AS GAY
AS THAT. AND THATS COMING FROM A GUY
TYPING IN PINK FONT

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Auto response from Don Morroni (10:10:01 PM): here,
doin work for a bit

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PapaN0eI (12:58:00 AM): I was telling josh that sophias face is one of relief realizing that the party upstairs wasn't a scam
LordofWild (12:58:24 AM): lol
LordofWild (12:58:29 AM): roofie coladas?
PapaN0eI (12:58:48 AM): i was like she must have suspected something...he went upstairs with her alone
PapaN0eI (12:59:01 AM): oh yeah theres this party upstairs come on lets go
LordofWild (12:59:12 AM): in my pants
PapaN0eI (12:59:14 AM): lol

lol You Just got served

CHARLIE MURPHY!

LOL

A FEW YEARS AGO HE SAID

"IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL GOAL"

NOW WITH HIS GOAL AGAINST MANCHESTER

"El gol al Manchester fue más que un orgasmo"

"THE GOAL AGAINST MANCHESTER WAS MORE THAN ORGASMIC"

this guy is fucking hillarious

Yo, Andrew - I saw some Robot Chicken tonight. Transformers cancer warning dramatization and BattleStar Galactica bloopers? That the episode you were talking about?

Metrostars, galaxy, and fire will keep their uniform sponsor until next season. so new nike jerseys for first two and new puma for fire.

everyone else is adidas including the new teams and next year everyone is adiads.

0 points? Yeah, send me an invite before it's too late.

jmtcalcio@yahoo.com

omg
you're turning your room into an arcade

oy sour send josh an invite for uefa fantasy. the split it. every one starts with 0 again.