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TO MEXICO! AND TO FREEDOM!!

7/26/2002

I thought it didn't get any crazier over here, that things had sorted of quieted down, but no, I'd qualify this. Didn't ever expect to hear the hot blonde next to me was signing "RAPE ME." so i did

7/23/2002

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The greatest results in life are usually attained by simple means and the exercise of ordinary qualities. These may for the most part be summed up in these two - common sense and perseverance. - Owen Feltham

I think babies make for very amusing company.

Oh my gosh. Group 2 discovered that I watch them.
I love the free sutff they give me in the office, but especially when it takes the of donuts.

I just missed seeing the Grim Reaper of Instinet.

7/22/2002

Jasius I: I have specifically told him on a number of occasions how much I love orange juice
Papa n0eI: i love orange juice too
Papa n0eI: i'd be real pissed

Yeah. Next time, son, I'll get a whole militia on your oj drinking ass.

So from start to finish, this is what I put up with through the day, not counting the addition difficulties at work today. The rules of math stopped applying. My shoulders/neck hurts this evening, and if it's a sunburn, I don't know where I got it from. I wonder where my girlfriend is right now. I'm missing Chrissy right now (and again. and still.), but maybe I will see her tomorrow. I want do something fun with her this week. How to explain it? The time I spend with Chrissy is time just for her and me. So nothing, not any of this, has to bother me. So if it seems to anyone like I'm spending an inordinate amount of time with her, that's why. Try to imagine not a single outside concern. When I'm with Chrissy, I can focus entirely on her, and I like being able to do that. I think that works for now, for a summer relationship, but for something longer, I don't know how good an idea that is. Even with a day like this, it's not too bad, I just begun it in a bad mood on account of the OJ. Everything just seemed to compound on that. If you read this, Sour, your Orange Juice drinking antics have ruined my life. Alright, now I'm just killing time, so that is that for today. Enough of this.
Yay for the people who make each day a little more pleasant. All the days, and all the people.

idegofreud: do you know what mexico really made me think about?
Jasius I: no
Jasius I: what?
idegofreud: marriage

Let's all hope it was a random, isolated question.

Shirlasia is back. We don't like Shirlasia. She works across the street from me. Oooohhh. I'm feeling trouble. No, correction. This better not be trouble.
Ah. The bank gave me a hard time. Refused to give me any money, but did let me stand on long lines. Wasted my lunchhour, and left me hungry. Still, that one slice of pizza I could afford made me feel a bit better. It's a nice day out, even if I'm not there. Lotsa Tootsie Rolls. Those are some good things.

Argh. This place is cold. I forgot what else I had to say.

Note to Paul:

Jasius I: I may have had a juice bar going yesterday, but if you remember the orange juice was not out

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Jasius I: you did, however, finish my orange juice and put it back in my fridge
Jasius I: and I was angry when I saw it, and I was angry when I woke up this morning,
Jasius I: AND NOW THAT I'VE BEEN AT WORK FOR AN HOUR I AM STILL ANGRY
Jasius I: I WANT MY ORANGE JUICE
Jasius I: YOU DRANK MY ORANGE JUICE, YOU BASTARD
Jasius I: I WILL KILL YOU
Jasius I: so thirsty, and in so much pain why is the day so long God I wish I had my orange juice this morning just a cupful all I want is a cupful nothing empty damn damn it breath . coming in so short . . just want orange juice
Jasius I: You hear me? Grarh
Jasius I: I want my orange juice
Jasius I: I want my orange juice
Jasius I: I want my orange juice . . .

7/21/2002

If you have the time, go see Signs when it comes out. That was a great film, worth the price of seeing a movie if anything is now. From the director of The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable, and if you didn't know, Chrissy says he appears in all his films. Damn, she's a great girl. I liked the film because you could really feel involved, and feel what was happening.
NOOOOOOOO, I lost another fish. Damn.
Gave my friend Mike tixs to go see Master of Disguise today with his little brother, but he was late to the theatre, so no one saw it. Nickolodeon film with Dana Carvey. Would have gone myself, but the target age was 6 - 12 for the passes, and my brother is away for a few days. Thanks to Andrew for the passes, all summer long. Would not be summer without him.

Man juice?

Doesn't he live in Westchester?

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