Wait so you were mistaken for a man who is nearly 40 if not older? I dont' see the compliment in that.

Anyway I went to see the play for english class today. I was sitting next to a classmate of mine who is a decently hot asian chick. Anyway during the play she was taking notes and happens to drop her pen. She was writing on her playbill and needed to reach down and get her pen. So she places the playbill on my leg so I reach over as if to hold it for her but she does not remove her hand which while she was bending down moved slowly up my INNER thigh. She got her pen and retracted her hand continued on with her notes. Is it just me or is that very awkward? She was very flirty. In fact she reminded very much of Sophia. It was very awkward that she put her hand there. Not to mention the fact that she has never even talked to me before and today felt it necesary to make comments about the paly every 15 seconds. Very strange.

What's that, Mauro? You want me to come and celebrate your birthday at a dinner? Is it your treat? do I know any of the people going? Are you starting to hate me?
Ah well. FUCK YOU.

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I just finished watching what might possibly be the conclusion to Neon Genesis Evangelion. It left me wanting to devour my own head and then vomit it back up in the hopes that I might peacefully explode.
ARRGHH . . the Japenese .. . why . . grrrr . . what is so difficult about the concept of a "conclusion"?
ARRRRGGGHHHHHHAAAIIIEEEEEE

Why . . . why . . . whyyyy . . . why . . .

Today I was mistaken for Denzel Washington. That alone could be enough to justify my eighteen years of existence to date.

You know what sucks? I was planning on going to Boston with my friend in his rsx with a couple of other guys but I can't. I have to see a play for english class on Saturday. You know what else sucks? My mom is stuck in Argentina for another week AND my dad is going to Miami on Saturday. So I'm gonna be alone for five days and no one to hang out with. SUCKS, especialy when u have a nice stereo system which u can't exploit in a party tyep atmosphere. grr.


I simply said he's assed out of a fevernova for sure. Before it was just if my mom found one somewhere mircaculously she would buy it, but now there's no chance of that.

I Yes the ref can truyly red card anyone or anything on the field. From players to coaches to fans to police officers anyone or anything that interferes with the game in teh stadium. Don't forget red carding english class. My class sucks but appreanlty not as bad as efrains.

Shit is it friday? Damn i have class right now. Hmm...the funny thing is it doens't amtter waht day of the week it is i would still have class right now.

Wait, what do Italian spics have to do with Argentinian robbings? Haha, I had not stake whatsoever in this Argentinian shipment. Hey! You told me they don't produce fevernovas anymore. How was Sour getting one?
Stupid Wales. Trappatoni really shit the bed there. No excuse for why Italy is in a state of suckiness. They need to shitcan him, and now.

Do refs really have the power to just red card anything? That's a really sweetass power. I can think of a hundred million things to red card, real, present, imaginary, abstract, theoretical, jeez, the possibilities are endless. Why don't they just red card poverty, world hunger, Calculus, dictatorship regimes, dog-eating, the country of France, and whoever thought coffee would taste good in anything, much less as an ice cream flavor?

Damn it, still trapped. I think what I will do while they sleep is barricade them in. But not with newspaper, but maybe that desk, the bookshelf, bed and futon in the common room? Or maybe something more amusing, such as sneaking into their room while they are asleep and releasing a wild squirrel or something. Where can I get one of those?

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Was last night Mauro's birthday? Did I stay in my room and work on Italian instead of joining in the floor festivites? And then close when my door when he asked me too many times to come out?
Ah well. Fuck him.

Apparently, people get interesting ideas late at night even when sober. It is now 9 am, and I open up my room door to find on my door a do not do disturb paper. On top of that, I am trapped by a solid, solid wall of newspaper strongly duct-taped across the frame. From ceiling to floor, as wide as my arms can stretch. I believe it says "Syphilis Outbreak" on the other side.

"If I buy a Bosnia jersey, does my money go towards ethnic cleansing?"
One can only hope.

Nothing but love...or is it?

Anyway paul ur assed out of ur fevernova.

See economic turmoil makes things cheap for us but it makes things expensive for other people in argentina. As a result they need more money. How do they aquire this money? They rob my mom in broad day light. So now she has no money, credit cards, or identification of any kind. You know what happens when you don't have identification and your flight is in two days and your in a country where everyone wants to flee to the US and to opression (they are not bright enough to go to Mexico and to freedom)? Your fucked thats what happens. So my mom is stuck in Argentina trying to deal with the US embassy to let her back into the US without any ID. Damn come to think of it i'm not getting anything either. Fucking italian spics.

Wow E, u guys talk about danny glover in a homoerotic kind of way. Now that is scary. What the hell kind of class is that.

Don't rag on me for being a genius mastermind. Damn, I wish I could watch the Italy-Wales match right now. Damn, I wish I was a genius mastermind right now. Anyways, I'm all for the new round. OY. LET'S FOIT.

Ruling Utopia is part of the greater scheme to rule the world.

I'm pretty sure thats what joe cools thinking

the utopian age ends october 19th

The time has come to rejoin Utopia to seek vengeance for all of our erased provinces. However many that may have been. That still doesn't justify why they erased them. Oh wait it does. Damn it.

I would get up from this chair to go to bed but its so comfy and my legs hurt. Shit I lost a toe nail. Thats two toes with no nails. OOOOWWWW!

Hey, I'm in New York. Sweetness.