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TO MEXICO! AND TO FREEDOM!!

12/08/2001

what happened? did they all jump you for your gamecube?

actually i think i reminded HIM it was his birthday

On May 9th, YR5, we received this note...
To The Kind Sir Glory
Oeuf, you hit me pretty hard!

Well that was not very kind of you, and also not to wise to send all your army and left your province only left with 10 defence points.

Oh well, that's what war is and you will be retaliated.
A pitty I lost so much land and honour by you :-(
Signed, Sir Shifty the Rogue of Dunes (38:40)

oh $HIT next time i need more forsight

Your forces arrive at Dunes (38:40), and battle begins quickly...

Your generals report a tough but resounding victory on the battlefields!
Your army has taken 173 new acres! Taking full control of your new land will take 15 days. Your new land will be available on May 23rd, YR5. 648 peasants also settled on your new lands.

We lost 147 Swordsmen and 260 Knights in this battle. Our forces will be again available on May 23rd, YR5.
We killed about 550 enemy troops.

sweet

Stop trying to remind us your birthday is coming up, we're not gettting you anything anyway.

Thank you

12/07/2001

Sorry to ruin your World Cup aspirations, Sour

Man. What do I want for my birthday? Gamecube? No way. Nada.
I would trade it all for a chance with Sophia. No, not even for a chance. Just to know it is not over. The longer I can spend in her company, the greater the happiness in my heart.

Buy Nextel. All of you.

CALLING ALL CARS CALLING ALL CARS

WHERE IS JOE COOL
JOE COOL IS MIA

12/06/2001

OUCH

i worked out three sweet tickets for 3500
finals 2400
third place 350
ireland vs. Germany750

Hey pat u get GAMECUBE yet?

I'd go with option 3

12/05/2001

HEY i'm downloadin ONE enitre episode of you guessed it KNIGHT RIDER with teh EVIL TWIN BROTHER OF KITT heheheh i'm prepared to laugh my ass off at the worst best show in the entire universe yes thats right i said universe

U forgot to factor in the price of teh ticket which will probaly run you 2k since they are all sold out

price to fly to Korea and see an actual world cup match:
$661
price of the return trip back to the United States:
$2,000
chance to become a poor rice farmer once stranded in Korea: priceless

Well what happens is there is evidence IRAQ was involved in the attacks of SEPTEMBER 11 so on that suspicsion the US is demanding that the UN be allowed to inspect there weapons if they refuse then the US says there will be consequences

IN OTHER WORDS ALL IRAGI BASES ARE BELONG TO US sometime in the near future in the company of men

AND BECUASE THIS IS A WAR ON TERRORISM EVERYONE KNOWS ONLY MIDDLEASTER PEOPLE ARE TERRORIST AND IRAQ JUST HAPPENS TO BE THERE SO BUSH IS LIKE SURE WHY NOT AND GUESS WhAT I COULD NOT CARE LESS CAUSE SADDAM SHOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED LONG AGO

OH IF ANYONE IS LOOKING FOR A GAMECUBE TOYS R US TIME'S SQUARE HAS ABOUT 300 HUNDRED OF THEM OUT IN THE OPEN FOR SALE! I"M GONNNA GET ME ONE BWAHAHHAHAHA

hahahahaha

hahahahaha

I say we nuke all the of the starving people and end there suffering once and for al and then we can nuke what will be formely known as the middle east and will be known as the hole on the side of the earth knocking it off its oribt and making gradually get closer and closer to the sun but not before nuclear winter occurs and erradicates almost all living things while humans live in underground cities fighting a force that is using them as batteries that is a large computer which seems to want to survive event though it has no purpse to survive and these humans call it the matrix.

Hey all we have to do is throw in some fighting that we bite off from martial artist in japan and we can make a movie out of this guys!

My bad, ladies. Props to chibi and Evil Adolf for the discovery of Cibo Matto.

12/04/2001

You know what really annoys me? We are all running one step behind this man:



That's awesome. I bet he has a better idea of what's wrong with this world AND a better plan for how to fix it.

What I can't figure out, is he doing a good thing or a bad thing????

Well, I have to wonder what you all expect. It's not plain, and it's not simple, but I think it is all there.
If you don't know what you are doing about people starving in a poor environment, well, that's bad for you. If you know what you are doing about those people in a poor environment, but not sure what it is worth, that's probably also not too great. Either way, you don't seem to win. My life is not too affected by people starving halfway across the world. None of our lives are, I am willing to bet. I know that starvation, disease, etc. goes on, but I am choosing to ineffectively address problems one at a time. What is really bad, though, is that children are starving. It's not the same with adults. It is sad, yes, but one can ease the fact by thinking they accept it, or learn to deal with it. Maybe it is a country of Dans who could not solve matters before they became large-scale problems. Hard to feel sorry for them, then, right? Or maybe they are those tragic heroes who chose such suffering to remain close to family, friends, etc. Then you say a prayer and admire them for their perserverance. For whatever reason, they are there, and they will cope the best they can. We can try to alleviate thier problem, suffering some. That is what we all do. See a charity on the street, take part in a raffle, whatever way we can. THE PROBLEM, THOUGH: Children are being born into that lifestyle. It is a perpetuating condition. Those children don't know anything other then a harsh daily existence. Goddamn.

Let's face it. We fucking suck. We cannot even make the people around us happy, safe or secure. And not being able to do anything for people an arm's length away, we sure as hell cannot help people in another country. Nor can we can do anything to stop this from happening to the young or future generations. . .
Wait a second, why is that? Oh, yeah! Because we don't really want to. Tell you what. Maybe we should all try doing something with our lives that makes a difference. Nothing is stopping anyone if that is what they want.

All those bands u have mentioned patrick has listened to

The people who get paid to tally up the numbers and crucnh all the data with high tech computers compiling such information could more than pay for the starvation of childer and those stupid ads they cost money and those are not donated man al the money they spend on this shit will pay for it

Frankly its fucking bullshit that so many people die of starvation teh number is way to high! do u honestly thinhk they die simply because of starvation? no thye dn't they live in dirty conditions where disease spreads and others just die casue its to hot or cold not cause of staravation. Food is not the only prob but sure lets just point that one thing out and let them eat in the cold wet dirty environment where they'll just end up dieing of somthing else.

Cibo Matto. Your horizons cannot get much farther than that.
Or ska? Now who does not love Christian ska?

I'm also going to strongly advocate Jazz, like Parker or Bruebeck. That's some good playing.

listen to the band "the diamond club" the lead guitarist is my math teacher.
www.thediamondclub.com.

12/03/2001

Oh yea, ever hear Bjork's stuff? Hahahaha.... a good dose of Echoing Greens will get you killed, too. Rancid and various video game music by some Japanese guys also have something for all da kidds too!

Heh, people dying, starving, and having one hell of a time while we work our stats homework and learn how much and how FAST they're dying! Hahaha.... god, that's sick... but hey, someone's gotta die. So long as it ain't me and I'm not dishing out for it, that's ok. Wow, everything seems so small when you put it into that perspective.... wait, let me turn on all the lights in the house..........

hehhee listen to enya that will expand ur horizons alright or megadeath

12/02/2001

ALL THIS BLOG NOW BELONG TO US! I HAVE STRIPPED CONTROL FOR JOSH