ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM CAPOIERA TATANEY (i think thats what the song says) hehehe. Efrain you gonna kick ass like in that copiera movie ONLY THE STRONG?
I literally found a 12 foot by 12 foot poster of 8 mile in front of my local theater. I would have brough tit home but where the fuck do u put a 12 foot by 12 foot poster of something just says "8 MILE" on it and NOTHING else.
RAI INTERNATIONAL is showing INTER vs BOLOGNA should be a good game. Coverage starts at 8:15 but game usually doesn't start till later
RAI shows the game on delay at 11 AM
The Blog at the End of the Universe
TO MEXICO! AND TO FREEDOM!!
10/26/2002
New BMW films are being released. The first one is out on the web. Directed by John Woo. Its pretty good. Check it out
Hey look at that, brazil's ex coach wants to coach Italy. Great so Italy is gonna copy argentina's style too now. Doesn't matter they don't have the talent to pull it off. hehehehehe.
just saw training day waiting to play WC but no one is around. That was a good movie. Hey josh have u seen it? ethan hunt kills DENZEL. Oh and in spy game brad pitt kills REDFORD.
10/25/2002
DAVID REES IS AT MY COMIC SHOP TODAY!! TIME TO MEET THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO FUCKIN' INVENTED KARATE SNOOPY!!! FUCK THAT SHIT!! GET YOUR WAR ON!!! HEY, MAYBE IF I DO CRAZY SHIT AND KICK HIS ASS, HE'LL MAKE ME A CHARACTER!!! I'll be the drunken/angry Irish foitin' style Italian badass soccer keeper motherfuckin' supreme fighter who dominates the temple. OY! WANNA FOIT?
Hey paul my mom bought me the jersye's anyway. No name no number. sucks. but the river plate jersey is really cool. Oh i have a picture of the long sleeve mesh jersey if u want to look at it. I think you have me on block to.
hey josh you could always do waht the cousins do. WHOOP WHOOP! then charge at people.
Its because there's no admin. I never check the site never have never will. I just leave this bookmarked.
Play soccer IN YOUR ROOM at 4 AM. That run everywhere suggestion works good for josh since hes done it the majority of his life. Oh and when people knock on ur door pretend ur not there but make noise which clearly demonstrates to the person on the otherside that you are there but you don't wanna talk to them. Or just Kick the door like ur pissed off.
Grrrr. Okay. I'll try to use a little PR on tonight's events. Damn, I'm afraid to step out and take a shower. Was about to launch a full scale war with the room to my right. They ain't too happy right now, I kinda got off to good start on my plan. But I guess E is right, and anyway, the biggest thing is convincing the proctor of my anti-socialness. Maybe I can ask the guys to help me out with that.
10/24/2002
Vasu and Orr just rushed my door. Jokingly downgraded relations from friendly to hostile. Will show them meaning of hostile. New goal for the semester (or year?): make Mauro cry. He's possibly a little better at me than original Smash Bros (since I'm rusty and he's too poor to afford the new one), so that makes it okay.
Note to self: sporatically blast Nazi techno at random hours of the night. ACHTUNG!! DEUSTCHELAND!!!
Change number #1:
When people knock at the door to get on the floor, instead of leaving my room to open door, get up and hold door shut. Current record: 3:30 against both Vasu and Orr at the same time. Must strive to break new record. Note for future reference: Vasu and Orr not amsued.
I just had the most interesting conversation . . .
My entranceway proctor (I guess the RA equivalent) came by to have a discussion with me. He wanted to talk about life in a single, and how it was going. One of the things he noticed was that I tend to keep the door open much, and talk to people often. Hmmm. The conversation essentially came down to "we gave you a single goddamn it, and we damn welll expect you to crazy." That essentially, it's okay for me to never come out of my room, and it's okay to not like anybody in the building at all. What? Too social? Too friendly? Guess what this means. Fuck you, Mauro, OH, NO FUCKIN' WAY AM I EVER GIVING UP A SINGLE. IT'S TIME FOR SOME SERIOUSLY CRAZY ANTI-SOCIAL SHIT. I'm obviously doing a crap job. I mean, this guy might be a guy who plays a role in my housing next year. And he already seems pretty damn sure I am social, friendly person. Waitasec . . If I can convince him just what a terrible person I am, I definitely will get my own single. oh shit. My heart just turned evil. Sure, I was going to try and be a friendly, sociable person, but that would mean I likely would not get a single in the future. And we can't have that.
And here I was trying to convince I am a good guy, so he wouldn't think I'm an antisocial lunatic.
10/23/2002
10/22/2002
wow he speaks.
If he wasn't cool in regis kill him. then kill yourself next week.
Rob Schneider is back...again.
I didn't know u could behead ur advisors...what the heck does that do?
If Your tired of those god damn pop up ads, download a pop ad killer or use the Mozilla browser its really fast and u can tell it to not respawn windows...works great for utopia. Mozilla
He wasn't that cool in Regis. Ah well, guess no reason for me to be against him. I'll check it out if he really is on campus, though. Smooth. Let me know if you can pull the trade off. Hehe. If anyone else down the road needs a little convincing, let me know.
Hm. Very suspicious about the giraffe. I hope he's not gay.
Nah billy gray was cool he rarely spoke to anyone but he was cool and also one of the fastest swimmers in new york
Trying to trade AL QAEDA for an account in pauls kingdom. We're not telling teh guy the province name is al qaeda.
Did anyone see the Toys R us commercial?
The Giraffe is showing these two kids around the store and they stop at the barbie stuff and he starts explaing all the differnt barbie stuff and the girl goes...u seem know alot about barbie for a guy...giraffe nervously reponds...ahem umm and I'm perfectly comfortable with that.
I'll be damned. That is Billy Gray. Checked it out in the face book, but it makes no sense that I would not have seen him around here somewhere, or heard it from someone who recognized him before now. In any case, I know the dorm he is in, so I can check it out. Any pretenses for kicking the shit out of him, or what do you recommend, Andrew?
name: William Francis Gray
school: College
telephone: 617-493-3659
email: wgray@fas.harvard.edu
Is that billy gray? My friend says billy gray went to harvard but i thoguht u would have know that josh....tsk tsk...then again ur anti social....hmm i have class at 9 tommorow....its a good thing i didn't oversleep, i'm up bright and early
The Province of AL QAEDA (26:37) as of January 1st, YR0.
Race Orc Ruler The Great Mr. BIN LADEN
BWHAHAHAHAHAH!
My al qaeda province has a networth of 8210 gc in the first hour of the game....time to post this in the forums. "I AM THE LEADER OF AL QAEDA! I WILL SINGLE HANDLY DESTROY THE PROVINCES IN THE WESTERN PART OF UTOPIA (thats code for the western world) WE SHALL TRAIN AND SIMULATE BATTLES IN THIS VIRUTAL WORLD AND SOON TAKE OVER THE PHYSICAL! I AM THE ALL POWERFUL BIN LADEN (my networth proves that). BOW TO ME ( i now proclaim my self as Allah thefore it is okay since I am your god)"
I must be doing something right, because I have the highest networth on my island, 4th out of all the elves, and 27th in the entire world.
Grrrr . . .
Damn state of Italian soccer nowadays. I tell ya, it was at it's prime when a Tesoriero was playing.
I take it you don't need me to check your province then.
Internet is back don't know for how much longer...how long do u think it will take them to figure out that we didnt' actually send them a payment?
ITALIA
La Juve se parecía a una farmacia
"La Juventus era como un hospital chico". Así definió el profesor Gian Benzi al departamento médico de la Juve, en el cual, según declaró ayer en la investigación por doping en el Calcio, se almacenaban 281 drogas. "O los jugadores estaban siempre enfermos o tomaban drogas por razones no terapéuticas", agregó.
Translation:
Juve seems like a pharmacy
"Juventus was like a small hospital". That's how professor gian benzi defines juve's medical department, where yesterday he declared in a doping investagation in the Calcio, where they stored 281 drugs. "Or the players were always sick or they took drugs for non therapeutic reasons" he added.
Hey josh look ur team takes drugs. go eat a baby.
10/21/2002
Oh crap. I'm realizing the more people are pushing me to do things that I don't want to do, I respond by getting even more anti-social. And not like isolanist antisocial, I mean like raving lunaitc dangerous anti-social. Ow. My head hurts. And I'm getting angry. And you don't want to see me angry . . .
Oh yeah, E, I'll take your bet. But not Anaheim in 6. $10 says SF in game 6.
U can download additional ringtones u know. http://iden.motorola.com/nextel/ringtones/index.cfm?fuseaction=ringtones_cat_detail&catid=5
Josh should get batman so he can feel important and then realize he really isn't and kill himself NEXT week
Good Gosh, how unbelievable are these Nextel rings??/ THEY ARE AWESOME. DAMNED AWESOME.
Damn it, I hate it when the blog eliminates the line breaks. Who's been f@%^ing around with the html again?
Fools. If I'm going to go out, then I might as well enter into the stakes myself, and you know if I take a week, then your chances of winning are screwed.
How does the pot get paid out of I win? Go to my nearest suriving relative or a named heir of my choice?
Also, Andrew raised an interesting point when I was talking to him. Let me think for a second. Of all the people I still talk to since week one, there is Laura, Alison, Jasmine, Allison, Janie, Jess (though not too often, she has an attitude problem thing despite being very hot, and it kindas make one hesitant to approach her.), Sophia, Sloan, Chaomile, Eda, Reva, Huma, Zoe, Maria, Carrie, Katie, Rebecca (also hot enough to make one think twice), Bridget, Stephanie, Silvana, Cindy, Lucy, damn, what's her name, Hibba, the girl always doing laundry, Katchren (hot), Diana (not), ooohh, Cambridge, Erin, and Liz. Oh yeah, then Teo, Vasu, and any of the other guys on the floor whenever I need to exchange a few words with them.
Some of these people I will talk to daily, others just in class or a hello when I see them, but yeah, I guess I can see a trend.
Hmm people in my kingdom discussing strat say money is a huge problem this round and it was the last round...banks are mines are a mjor talk
evoluiton is on....KA-CAW
Anyone know what the fuck is causing that gap when there is nothing in the HTfuckingML other then open table close table shit.
WHO WOULD KNOWINGLY EXPOSE THEIR CHILDREN TO PCBS? AND KNOW THAT THE SCIENTIST DOING THIS STUDY ARE LOOKING TO SEE IF BOYS GO GAY AND IF GIRLS GO LESBO
You can bookmark this page. u just need to be logged in or hit remember me. Anyway your skydiving? Okay time to bet on what kind of problem u will have while skydiving. Parachute failure, Plane Crash (reason matters not), Blatently not opening ur parachute, or you accidently jump into a propellor.
I'll say you forget to open ur chute unless u are strapped on to a guy who does that for you then i say ur chute fails. In any case efrain gets the pot if he survives. Also i think i speak for everyone when i say we gotta see this live and in person...my camera is ready.
Updated SUICIDE SPREAD FOR JOSH
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OPEN |
ANDREW |
OPEN |
OPEN |
OPEN |
PAUL |
EFRAIN |
OPEN |
10/20/2002
Suicide Spread for josh
Places are place ur bets
THIS GAP IS HERE FOR SOME WIERED REASON
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OPEN |
ANDREW |
OPEN |
OPEN |
OPEN |
PAUL |
OPEN |
OPEN |
And paul does not keep the stakes...
Just a friendly reminder....Utopian time starts running tommorow night.
Umm u can't see provicnes that are from you until they are discovered.
Your island has not discovered this island yet. Every three days after April 1st, YR 0, your island will be able to access a new pair of islands one spot further away from your own. By July 1st, YR 0, your kingdom will be able to access all the islands in the world.
Sucks huh?
Well the new age of utopia is gonna start so if everyone is gonna play then join now.
Utopia New Account Registration Page
Another eminem song If you wanna download the full version just look at my shared folder in AIM and its there. It aint' that crap thats a loop all over kazaa.
U guys can randomly check that folder for random interesting crap but lets keep it for blog people only i don't want my bandwidth dying.
LOSE YOURSELF EMINEM
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-In One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy? No
He won't have it , he knows his whole back city's ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
[chorus]
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortar
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old potna, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
[Chorus]
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up between bein a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another jam or not
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got
[Chorus]
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
I woulda advised you to bang her. In fact, right then and there.
Or you could be like Herbie, and hand her a cock.
I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a bush?
Chicks dig poetry. Is she big into the humanities? If so, you can always ask her to come over and discuss your Longfellow.
I swear two guys on the floor just had a gay love quarrel. Not quite sure what happened, but apparently a moment alone together in a room came dangerously close to getting out of hand. Since everyone was drawn out of their room to check what the commotion was, we all tried jumping to see who could hit their head on the ceiling.
Now that I am sitting here thinking, things that look not to bright in retrospect: make a pass at your Italian teacher on an assignment you hand in. Damn it, I really hope it is not blatantly misinterpreted. If she notices that part, I'll let you know what the grade is.
