Heres to hoping Road Runner doesn't find out I've violated 9 of the rules in there Terms of Service agreement that were listed under "VIOLATION OF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING WILL RESULT IN THE PERMANENT TERMINATION OF YOUR SERVICE AGREEMENT"

lol

note to self neosporin not as good as stitches, however i think the frostbite has stopped the bleeding.

Are you trying to kill yourself? By slitting your thumbs? And bleeding to death? Slowly? Oh, so very slowly?

u know its bad when the blade is a good centimeter and half into your thumb and u just look at it and then expirience plenty of pain after pulling it out. wow i left blood all over the place.

heres hoping neosporin is as good as stitches.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

icut my thumb with exacccttto knifeee i bledd so much oweeeeeeee so hard ro tyoee witth my right hand and leftt pinky

note to self. watch knight rider. you've missed all of them except one. and karr is in this one. the first one with karr. you miss this and i will kick your ass so bad your knee will most certainly be more injured than it already is. Don't say i didn't warn you/myself cause i'm warning you now.

http://forums.utopiatemple.com/showthread.php?threadid=20343

Haha mehul got pissed. I say we kill him!

FAWWWKKKKKKKK. I HIT IT WITH MY COAT. Shit, that's a bad one. ARRRGGHHHH. Has to be somewhere safe. Maybe behind the desk. . .

But Saddam was still smiling, at least on the inside. He told military brass: "Even when you don't see me smiling, you should know that I am actually smiling, and the basis of this smiling is my happiness about the path we have chosen."

I recognize those words. Those are the words of a man who finds abusing his power to be absolutely hilarious.

heres an idea. put the drawing away some place safe. maybe under ur bed or behind the desk somewhere nothing can ruin it. Do all of ur suicide attempts end up ruining the drwaing?

Fuck. I hit the drawing with an orange.

The incredible Paulk? The infallible Paulk? The insulting Paulk? What would his modifier be?

the paulk lol

ITS STILL FUCKING DOWN GRR!!

ITS BEEN DOWN FOR FIVE HOURS. I NEED TO MAKE AN ATTACK NOW!!!!! DAMN MEHUL.

GARR utopia is down.

grr why the fuck is paul walker the stupid ass from fucking the fast and the furious in TIMELINE movie grr.

Damn it. I hit the drawing with the soccer ball again.

Way to argue a bad call, coach. Literally.

I have something interesting to contribute.

Just about 20 minutes ago I got an interesting phone call. I asked who it was and the repsonse was, "this john from the garden state baseball league." I didn't know what to say there was moment of silence. He then said 'we just wanted to know how the leaguewas last year and if and yourtea enoyed it." I than began to tell him oh we didn't play in the league. He didn't believe me. His immediate response was "are yo usrue" So this dumb ass was questioning the validity of my true statement. So i said ok fuck you and hung up on him. seconds later the phone rings. "We must have been disconnected" "Yeah your right...one sec while i disconnect us again" Once again seconds later the phone rings except this time hes cursing his ass off. Various expletives and someotherstuff. In short we're banned from the league. . . forever.

Pretty much. Might as well be.
The only interesting news I have other than sleep, is that my sleep was temporarily disturbed by the fire alarm at 2:30 am. I guess while it was pretty smart of other people to grab coats, hats and what not while evacuating, my unique idea of grabbing my sambas, a soccer ball, and nothing else was a stroke of individual genius. Pretty much the story ends with 200 or so people deciding soccer in pajamas at 3 am while waiting for the fire dept. does not fall on the proper side of sane. The only thing I can say in my defense is that I've played in colder.

words of wisdom from the experience: While the temptation may be great, do not take shots too near firefighters at work.

The blog is on embargo huh?