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TO MEXICO! AND TO FREEDOM!!

2/08/2003

i've been up since five. for some reason i woke up i went to the bathroom and for no reason the lyrics "come on and sleep with me come on why don't u sleep with me" came to mind. let me tell you something, its too scary to fall asleep with that song stuck in your head.

lol

http://66-108-224-115.nyc.rr.com/~henry/snowhummer.mov

yeah that 2 fast 2 furious trailer made as much sense as the entire first movie.

2/07/2003

know

If they are brand new, then clearly they are not the ones she is wearing. Why does the damn blog keep eating my friggin' posts?
This happening to anyone else?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2707420079&category=20864

posted by aaaaaaaassssss @ 10:00:00 AM 

I have the buffon jersey. I could show up in the Buffon jersey, and the juventus jacket, the Del Piero jersey and the Juventus jacket, not wear the track jacket because it's now snowing the hell out of Cambridge. Damn it, always mroe snow. How's your weather outside, Sour? Ooo, kinda makes me wish I was in a warmer climate . .



http://funfreepages.com/yaan/

THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS ZIG-ZAG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA

Oh no!! Now a part of our Italian grade comes from a half hour group conversation at a caffe. We have to be able to talk about some issue in Italian, and receive a grade on how well we speak, know the subject, etc. I didn't prepare, and I go tomorrow morning! Wait, what's the preselected topic? Italian soccer?? Specifically, Juventus?!?
SUPERCOOL!!
Right now, the biggest problem I could have is deciding which jersey to show up in.
I'm feeling A+++ for the semester, just from this.

2/06/2003

The blog ate my posts before that last one.

Yang was a little bit drunk last night around 1, 2 am, and being a natural idiot by birth, drunken idiocy didn't help him any. In the bathroom, he made some racist comments to Vasu, forgot he made them, then threw a glassful of water on him repeatedly. I decided in a bit of poetic justice to fill the glass and leave it next to Yang's bed. I could visibly see he was wasted and maybe a little dehydrated, and not capable of remembering more than 60 seconds into the past.
Well, I waited before I went to bed, and I was right, he drank some. I'm really impressed, though, that this morning I peeked in his room and saw the glass was empty. Little bit of poetic justice, I decided.

Moral of the story: Always flush after you go, because you never know where your drinking water comes from.
The skanky hand was worth it to know he drank the entire damn glass.

2/05/2003

know

Did you purposely say "Oh know"?

http://progressive.stream.aol.com/wb/gl/wbonline/progressive/thematrix/us/med/animatrixlgfinal_dl.mov
The animatrix. This is fucking awesome.

OH KNOW THE SKY IS FALLING! OH KNOW THE SKY IS FALLING ! oh wait thast just columbia...

i think zachs sense of humor (or lackthereof) is contagious

I don't care. SOUR PAUL : Pet Psychologist

Those two plans suck
Battaglia is a bostero so fuck him even though he played well.
Gonzalez rocked and hes a river guy hes the man.

Josh that ace ventura reference might have worked.....well umm NEVER.

NYC Plans World's Tallest Building at WTC Site
"The other proposal comes from Berlin, Germany-based Daniel Libeskind, who plans a tower of 1,776 feet -- symbolizing the year of American independence -- topped with a garden-filled spire. Libeskind's plans also would use the foundation walls that survived the original towers' collapse."

Normally, if someone said "the world's tallest building sounds great, what's the plan for height?" and the answer was "um, well, let's build it as tall as the year the nation was founded! That would be totally cool!" I would be scared shitless to enter the same zip code as that building. However, with German engineering, you know they can do shit like that and pull it off. I favor that plan.

That was a sweet Argentina - Mexico match. I think Argentina only won because they never, ever, stopped running. And everytime a Mexican player got the ball, EVERYONE around him slide-tackled. It was exactly like when we used to play world cup. The entire Argentina defense slid in front of the goal anytime anyone took a shot. I like that Argentina won, but in all fairness, that was a penalty shot in the 87th minute. Did the ref think Arce ran into himself elbow first, and then fell on top of and rolled over himself inside the box? How that wasn't called has to be the most dubious explanation ever. Ah well, those Mexicans were still just too slow and too lazy too win. Damn, that field had a lot of junk on it. You remember the world vs. Real Madrid, Paul? How a huge puddle basically screwed a side of the field? All I can for this game is in the last 10 minutes you had an INORDINATELY HUGE AMOUNT OF TOILET PAPER ON ONE SIDE OF THE FIELD. I think the entire LA coliseum could have had a massive atttack of diarrhea and you still had enough toilet paper, that's how much it was. And a half-full coke bottle, although that may just have been very clever free sponsor advertising. Seeing it on the green made me thirsty. The commercials at the break were definitely as funny as Superbowl commericals.
BESO DEL VAMPIRO and ADRIEN. Am I right, Andrew? Es Tiempo Miller. Only too many BK commercials, damn it.
If I ever get an Argentina jersey, it's Battaglia (5). (Does that make me a Boca fan?) He may be Argentine, but he definitely has some Italian blood in him with a name like that. Who knows, maybe his family went across with the Argentinian Tesorieros.

2/04/2003

HAhahahahaha. You did find it! I remember that, we were laughing so hard when we first heard it.

Grrrrrr. Why is RAI the channel on basic cable? Shouldn't RAI international be the channel I get in Cambridge, Massachusetts? Or if not, why are they showing the Italian national game on their international station? Something there is not adding up.

Hey, Sour, great friggin' analysis. With skills like that, you should be a psychologist in the medical profession . . oh, wait you are going into vetrinary medicine. You going to become
SOUR PAUL :
PET PSYCHOLOGIST

? Kinda like Ace Ventura, only you would be doing the important work of counseling people's house pets. You could be his sidekick, and analyze Snowflake the Dolphin AND Dan Marino after Ace rescues them. Real important work, that.

LOL I FOUND IT! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/photos/schilling.mov

WOOOOOOOOOO!!! GAME WATCHING TIME.
MUST FIND RAI INTERNATIONAL . . I MUST SUCCEED!!

AHHH RUN! EOS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sweet Italy vs Portugal tommorow on Rai International....sucks to be you josh.
Argentina vs mexico tongiht...bet against argentina or bet on a tie cause unless this team decided to wake up we losing.
Jamaica vs US tommorow on telemundo. also if you've got that french channel tv5 u can watch them destroy the czech republic...anyway i've got a lot of soccer ot watch seeing as how i see all these games live and then some...
Oh yeah and start looking for a place to watch Argentina vs Holland thats on the 12th its on directv and bars and restaurants so find a place that game should be good cause the real argentina team is playing that in that one and not our third/fourth team. RUUD!

2/03/2003

Whoops. I was walking around the girls' common room and saw two tennis balls on the floor of an open room. I borrowed them, and spent a good portion of the day (all the time I wasn't playing WC, and soccer from 5:45 - 7:30) learning to juggle. Little did I realize how upset the girl would be when I returned them, because I'm not supposed to go through other people's rooms? What's up with that? In fact, I think it disturbed all of the girls more than a little. I think they think I stole her panties or something.
Why do I get out of bed?

i have money. time to buy me an iPod. envy me...all of you. all two of you who read this.

Yeah those are some big .... gloves. yes gloves.

Shoot, man, I want . . . those gloves.

britney spears wannabe...maybe, that doesn't make her any less hotter...funny how every argentine sports site has friggin models posing

Look she has fingersave gloves!

2/02/2003

I'll mark the girl with the nazi patch i mean captains band.

dude that shit is so old thats like freshman year highschool old i remember josh showing that to me.

Yep that fevernova found its way to freedom...god damn lucky fevernova.

you insensitve bastard have you no shame.