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TO MEXICO! AND TO FREEDOM!!

3/22/2002

The only large fighting non robotic animal i know of is King Kong. What the heck kind of animal is godzilla? Let me know cause i gots to get me one of those (this sentence is sarcasm for you net illiterates out there) a two foot living fire breathign godzilla that is gangsta.

I always favored King Kong, but I sadly believe him to be the loser of such a match on account of size. If we were assuming all things being equal, though, that's an entirely different matter.

3/21/2002

BITCH!

AND MAYBE SPACE!

VOLTRON OWNS YOU FOOLS! FIRE, EARTH, UH, TREES, WATER, AND PINK, BITCH!

VOLTRON IS THE REASON GIANT ROBOTS EXIST

I believe it was just the name of the finishing move i mean think about it a 500 foot sword? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STOP THAT? damn power rangers had to ruin everything


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Yes, I remember the lion-head attack. Voltron was the only giant robot to realize that the ability to fire your hand was a bad thing if you were not absolutely certain you could get it back. He didn't use it too often.

Getter and Mazinger Z? Who are they and how are they behind the giant robot boom? I doubt they were very good if no one ever heard of them.

And what other weapons??

PS There was one more attack for Voltron. It was that Lion Head thingie where he shoots the hands and feet out to destroy target. And Voltron has a SHIT load of other weapons that apear from nowhere too.

Old School Robots have always amazed me. Voltron is one of the few Americanized robots, but what about Getter and Mazinger Z? They were the start of this giant robot franchise!!

The million dollar question. To finish off a bad guy, Voltron would always have a trusty sword to do the job. On every occasion, Voltron would also say (though his mouth never moved . . . . hm) "Blazing . . Sword!"
Is this because the sword blade was always made out of fire/energy, or because it was a regular blade and that was the name of the finishing move? It has already been established that Voltron's sword was of the spontaneously manfesting type, fading in when he waved his hand.

Hehe. Think you overpaid for those twenty minutes?
Sounds like slap-city, if I recall correctly. Anways, anyone could have told you 7 hrs in Jersey is too many. One would think the cold, rain, lack of shelter, and industrial pollution would only reinforce that point.

no they required crack and they were hoes i guess that makes them ....

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3/20/2002

were they two hoes? and did they require both money and cash?

3/19/2002

voltron is in the hoooouuuussseee! and how does he fit in that office?

check this out

As long as one clown is oppressed, no man is free.

I don't know but then would he have a unstoppable blogging technique?!?

And if so, can I learn it?

Page 8, Voltron shows up as the messenger of the Apocalypse. That's some freaky shit.
Get your voltr on

Son

Does Benny have a relative named Jackie?

KEEPING IT GANGSTER
WHAT IT IS RIGHT NOW

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I made the mistake of mentioning you are all from regis and although this might not matter i'm not sure if all you are seniors that in fact do attend regis. I think one of us is a junior, right? So the problem is i mentioned regis so and i should not have mentioned it so that was my bad and i aploligize. I will not mention regis again because of the junior who goes to regis i think his name is Benny chan, right? Am i right? is his name benny chan? Benny chan can u confirm this?

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LEGITIMACY HAH!

3/18/2002

I can be a bee if i want too. But you can't. my mom said so. And she said that I'm special. Na-Na

why the heck can i not format shit here?

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I made the mistake of mentioning in my article you are all from regis and although this might not matter i'm not sure if all you are seniors that attend regis. I think one of us is a junior is that not right? So the problem is i mentioned regis so i had to not mention it so that was my bad i aploligize and i willn ot mention regis again for the junior who goes to regis i think his name is Benny chan right?

YOUR NOT A BEE SO GO KILL YOURSELF

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for paul and josh i think

The Manhattan Street Soldiers is a new local neighborhood baseball team looking for players but they aren’t looking for talent but rather anyone who is willing to play. Joshua Tesoriero the team’s founder said, “The goal is to have anyone play, having players that have no experience will make me look good and it would be more fun and lead to more wild and crazy adventures in the company of men.”
As one can gather Joshua is a little out there but his idea is proving to be quite interesting. “The team although barely making a starting lineup is coming together,” Joshua says. The team is made up of mostly of students from Regis High School and other Catholic high schools on the Upper East Side from ages 16-18. Many of the players have never played baseball or thrown a ball in their life but that hasn’t stopped them from joining the team. The season starts soon and spring training is well underway with at least one practice a week in Manhattan’s Central Park. The teams practice consists of teaching players how to throw the ball and the basic rules of the games. Joshua uses strange methods for training and when asked what kind of methods he replied, “We plan on renting a wide variety of baseball movies this coming weekend to get the whole pitching motion down which is boggling our minds.” The Manhattan Street Soldiers are truly a team of misfits but at least they are keeping each other off the streets.

if i were a bee, i'd wear purple pants to freak people out

your statement is good intentioned but flawed...or is it?

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Left Testickle, eh? Anyway you look at it, sounds like an insult. I'd be pretty insulted if people told me
a.) I looked like a left testicle
b.) was as smart as a left testicle (most left testicles, anyway)
c.) possessed only of a left testicle
Or some combination thereof.

That's one heck of an insult.

Hey? what the?

Hey

who is steve? what huh? SIRR excuse me...

this is steve by the way, for all of you people that, uh, yeah.

wow I got this invitation late.

3/17/2002

Looking for candidates for a potential road trip to Florida. Please contribute any ideas/advice/suggestions you may have. Vague idea right now at best, but hey, I'm keeping open to opportunities. If it can happen, it might be worth doing.