Maybe all alma maters are weak songs, which would be a disappointment. Emilio had a lot to share about Villanova, mostly more insight into college life. E, If you grab enough hats and shirts and they are nice, maybe I can barter some Instinet stuff with you. By the way, is it common knowledge that Sour's roommate is white preppie trash who deals drugs? Then again, what other end can you expect of someone named Dickman? No, really, Dickman. I kid you not.

WOW... I'm surprised, I thought Emilio's roomate would have it bad...

HAHAHAHA

I just remembered how much it sucks to be Emilio now. Maybe his roommate should wait until the room is empty next time, and not just assume everyone is asleep before jacking off.

I am thinking no one has a roommate story to top that?

Heaven help me, if I was in Boston right now, I would be out foitin'.

U can also find guys selling cable box remote controls and only the remote controls on fordham road
well evidence shows many mice have taken the bait. this mouse infestation woudn't have happened if it wasn't for those slope eyed bastards i call neighbors

Vital cables? I'd worried about what happens when you sleep. Those suckers go for the eyes. Maybe if you slept in a pair of googles . . .

Unless we are talking some mad important people, strangers are not allowed to interefere with sleep. A possible exception might be hot chicks. Guess you have som excuse, your dorm is primarily female, right? Wait, two birds with one stone. Tell them you need to catch up on your sleep, and invite them to do so with you. Beware, though, because if anime has taught us anything, it is that indecent proposals to schoolgirls are always met with fierce right hooks. Love Hina style!! TOU DAI!!!!

damn, Now I have a problem of my own with animals. Because of the rain, some bird decided to build a nest into the side of my house, right above my window. Normally I would'nt care, but this one actually tunnelled through the wall. I can actually hear it pecking things from inside the wall. I hope it doesn't chew through any vital cables...or I may get extremely mad.

Wha? Mice? Instant Soup? Good people? What's going on?

Oh, right, college. Keep forgetting that stuff. This will be an interersting summer vacation/college preparation time. Where did the World Cup go? World Cup? War Craft? WC? hm . . .. Sensing summer trend . .

haha. Little kids. Maybe he is a midget. Hey Kelvin, Introduce yourself to people as the Holy One, known at home as the Midget Slayer. See what response you get to that.

OOoowWWww.
Why did Andrew have to hurt my fingers so bad?

WE BOUGH RAT POISON the knid that kills those central park suckers these bastards are gonna pay damn skinnies

I hope you have a cat, or a snake, or something cause mice aren't the easiest thing to kill. They are everything-proof and you can't really squish them... that leaves a mess.

So today, at college, I see this kid who looks like he's 7 years old, even moreso than that Corsillo kid at Regis. The thing is, that I saw him these past few days with this girl, who looks college-age. Now I don't know what to think. Is he an actual student? Or is he this girl's son? WTF I just can't tell, but I'll just assume that he's a student.

Damn fucking neighbors

They're demolishing an apt above mine and u know what the contractors find? Mice, lots of them all over the damn place. Now those mice have moved to my apt. Really nice motherfuckers.

Summer Vacation

Let me tell you:
It's nice.
Very nice.