Well, some will argue you it's bacon, and others that it is sausage.

Canadian Bacon, however, is just another name for Ham.
Beware those who tell you otherwise.

You must succeed at your attempt to fail

In the words of hero-boy, "I must succeed!"

what happened

Approaching two hours on the phone with Nextel customer support? Oh yeah, cell phones, the greatest bloody scam ever. Ahh. to think the person repsonsible dies a thousand painful deaths in hell. I really hope he gets his comeuppance.

Well, here are my checkout numbers:

Mr. Qianlong the Warrior, it is my job to keep track of our history and some of our greatest moments. Below are some of the measures I have been tracking over time.

Highest Networth 355,566 gc
Highest Land Area 2265 acres
Highest Honor 1143 points
Total Land Explored 1491
Total Attacks Made 18
Total Wins 15 (83.3%)
Wins Against Larger Opponents 12 (66.7%)
Average Relative Opponent Networth 97%
Total Land Gained in Combat 2261 acres
Attacks Suffered 26
Times Defeated 22 (84.6%)
Total Land Lost in Combat 2752 acres
Thievery Operations Attempted 286
Successful Thievery Operations 198 (69.2%)
Enemy Operations Attempted 105
Successful Enemy Operations 105 (100.0%)
Spells Attempted 211
Successful Spells 176 (83.4%)
Enemy Spells Attempted 2
Successful Enemy Spells 2 (100.0%)

In the end, a very good accounting for myself, I would say.

Paul Anderson (andersen i dont' know how he spells it

IS M I A