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January 6th
Our mages noticed a possible spell attempt by Ultimate Ultima (17:13) causing trouble on our lands!
January 6th
A magic vortex rendered many of our spells inactive!
January 6th
Storms are ravaging our lands!
January 6th
Vermin have been discovered eating away our food supplies!
January 6th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 1016 of our peasants!
January 6th
296 of our people were kidnapped!
January 6th
1276 of our runes were stolen!
January 6th
135 of our troops were found dead today!
January 8th
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 157 peasants and 32 troops!
January 8th
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 348 peasants and 90 troops!
January 8th
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January 9th
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 268 peasants and 174 troops!
January 10th
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 22 peasants and 98 troops!
January 11th
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 3 peasants and 5 troops!
January 11th
8 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
January 11th
2 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
January 16th
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 157 peasants and 125 troops!
January 16th
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 120 peasants and 113 troops!
January 16th
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 292 peasants and 57 troops!
January 23rd
We have found thieves from poupon (17:13) causing trouble within our lands!
January 23rd
16 of our wizards were assassinated!
January 23rd
53 of our soldiers abandoned us hoping for a better life!
January 23rd
Rioting has started amongst our people. Our tax collection efforts will be hampered for 4 days!
January 23rd
176 of our troops were found dead today!
January 23rd
165 of our troops were found dead today!
January 23rd
156 of our troops were found dead today!
January 23rd
16,151 bushels of food were stolen from our granaries!
January 23rd
11,827 bushels of food were stolen from our granaries!
January 23rd
8660 bushels of food were stolen from our granaries!
January 23rd
148 of our troops were found dead today!
January 23rd
We have found thieves from poupon (17:13) causing trouble within our lands!
January 23rd
2 acres of forts were destroyed by fires!
January 23rd
2 acres of farms were ruined and destroyed by wildfires!
January 23rd
2 acres of farms were ruined and destroyed by wildfires!
January 23rd
We have found thieves causing trouble within our lands. Unfortunately, we know not where they came from.
January 23rd
139 of our troops were found dead today!
January 23rd
0 of our War Horses have been stolen!
January 23rd
51 of our specialist troops abandoned us hoping for a better life!
January 23rd
111 of our specialist troops abandoned us hoping for a better life!
February 2nd
We have discovered a turncoat general leading our military. He has been executed for treason!
February 3rd
We have discovered turncoats amongst our thieves' guild. These men have been executed for treason!
February 5th
A magic vortex rendered many of our spells inactive!
February 5th
4 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
February 5th
7 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
February 5th
1 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
February 5th
8 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
February 5th
8 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
February 5th
2 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
February 5th
Our mages noticed a possible spell attempt by Ultimate Ultima (17:13) causing trouble on our lands!
February 5th
2 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
February 5th
3 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
February 11th
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February 15th
128 of our troops were found dead today!
February 15th
125 of our troops were found dead today!
February 15th
121 of our troops were found dead today!
February 15th
118 of our troops were found dead today!
February 15th
116 of our troops were found dead today!
February 15th
114 of our troops were found dead today!
February 15th
112 of our troops were found dead today!
February 15th
111 of our troops were found dead today!
February 15th
Storms are ravaging our lands!
February 17th
7 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
February 17th
1 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
February 17th
5 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
February 17th
Our mages noticed a possible spell attempt by Ultimate Ultima (17:13) causing trouble on our lands!
February 17th
2 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
February 17th
1342 of our runes were stolen!
February 17th
1105 of our runes were stolen!
February 17th
909 of our runes were stolen!
February 17th
748 of our runes were stolen!
February 17th
615 of our runes were stolen!
February 17th
We have found thieves causing trouble within our lands. Unfortunately, we know not where they came from.
February 17th
We have found thieves causing trouble within our lands. Unfortunately, we know not where they came from.
February 17th
506 of our runes were stolen!
February 17th
416 of our runes were stolen!
February 17th
We have found thieves causing trouble within our lands. Unfortunately, we know not where they came from.
February 17th
We have found thieves from Ultimate Ultima (17:13) causing trouble within our lands!
February 20th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 1003 of our peasants!
February 20th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 944 of our peasants!
February 20th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 988 of our peasants!
February 20th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 831 of our peasants!
February 20th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 696 of our peasants!
February 20th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 660 of our peasants!
February 20th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 860 of our peasants!
February 20th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 581 of our peasants!
February 20th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 550 of our peasants!
February 20th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 652 of our peasants!
February 20th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 549 of our peasants!
February 20th
Our mages noticed a possible spell attempt by smegerns end (17:13) causing trouble on our lands!
February 20th
We have found thieves from smegerns end (17:13) causing trouble within our lands!
February 20th
We have found thieves from smegerns end (17:13) causing trouble within our lands!
February 20th
We have found thieves causing trouble within our lands. Unfortunately, we know not where they came from.
February 20th
2 acres of forts were destroyed by fires!
February 20th
2 acres of forts were destroyed by fires!
February 20th
2 acres of forts were destroyed by fires!
February 20th
2 acres of forts were destroyed by fires!
February 20th
2 acres of forts were destroyed by fires!
February 20th
2 acres of farms were ruined and destroyed by wildfires!
February 20th
2 acres of farms were ruined and destroyed by wildfires!
February 20th
2 acres of farms were ruined and destroyed by wildfires!
February 20th
2 acres of farms were ruined and destroyed by wildfires!
February 20th
2 acres of farms were ruined and destroyed by wildfires!
February 20th
2 acres of farms were ruined and destroyed by wildfires!
February 20th
379 of our runes were stolen!
February 20th
Rioting has started amongst our people. Our tax collection efforts will be hampered for 7 days!
February 20th
15,426 bushels of food were stolen from our granaries!
February 20th
11,174 bushels of food were stolen from our granaries!
February 20th
8094 bushels of food were stolen from our granaries!
February 20th
5863 bushels of food were stolen from our granaries!
February 20th
17 of our wizards were assassinated!
February 20th
155 of our troops were found dead today!
February 20th
146 of our troops were found dead today!
February 20th
139 of our troops were found dead today!
February 20th
132 of our troops were found dead today!
February 20th
126 of our troops were found dead today!
February 20th
120 of our troops were found dead today!
February 21st
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 51 peasants and 133 troops!
February 21st
We have discovered a turncoat general leading our military. He has been executed for treason!
February 22nd
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 186 peasants and 76 troops!
February 23rd
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 44 peasants and 108 troops!
February 24th
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 165 peasants and 135 troops!
February 24th
We have found thieves from Ventua (39:13) causing trouble within our lands!
March 1st
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 33 peasants and 72 troops!
March 4th
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 100 peasants and 47 troops!
March 4th
Meteors rain across the lands and kill 109 peasants and 122 troops!
March 9th
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March 12th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 794 of our peasants!
March 12th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 748 of our peasants!
March 12th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 625 of our peasants!
March 12th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 815 of our peasants!
March 12th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 688 of our peasants!
March 12th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 515 of our peasants!
March 12th
A massive fireball crashed into our lands and killed 671 of our peasants!
March 12th
Our mages noticed a possible spell attempt by Elaria (17:13) causing trouble on our lands!
March 12th
Droughts are reducing our daily harvests and slowing our soldier draft! 0 horses also died from starvation.
March 12th
15,611 bushels of food were stolen from our granaries!
March 12th
10,523 bushels of food were stolen from our granaries!
March 12th
Rioting has started amongst our people. Our tax collection efforts will be hampered for 7 days!
March 12th
3 acres of farms were ruined and destroyed by wildfires!
March 12th
2 acres of forts were destroyed by fires!
March 12th
1 acres of forts were destroyed by fires!
March 12th
92 of our troops were found dead today!
March 12th
We have found thieves causing trouble within our lands. Unfortunately, we know not where they came from.
March 15th
4 acres of land have disappeared from our control!
March 15th
Our mages noticed a possible spell attempt by Akllabeth Arising (17:13) causing trouble on our lands!
March 15th
Our mages noticed a possible spell attempt by Akllabeth Arising (17:13) causing trouble on our lands!
March 18th
Rioting has started amongst our people. Our tax collection efforts will be hampered for 4 days!

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LOL

LoL you posted a cb of a fellow province of ours. Thats funny as heck. I don't much like him i've spoken to him online and hes a real pain. I just found it funny that you did that i don't much care waht u do though. Thanks for all the help with cbs and thieve ops you are truly an invaluable resource. I told Dragons heaven it was an accident so he doesn't get pissed. Thta was classic keep up the good work.

LOL. Hilarious. You think our kd banner would be enough to tip off those fools that we are not exactly in a negotiating mood. Maybe your next step should be to issue entirely unrealistic demands, say, for example, the dissolution of the nation of France and eight virgin sacrifices. Only then will our wrath be appeased.

BaOzIn (6:40:07 PM): sorry for not being there yesterday
BaOzIn (6:40:12 PM): had school things to do
BaOzIn (6:40:20 PM): like studying for tests, and doing HW
BaOzIn (6:40:25 PM): HW for homewrok
BaOzIn (6:40:28 PM): *homework
BaOzIn (7:01:41 PM): bye
BaOzIn signed off at 7:01:44 PM.
BaOzIn signed on at 8:56:19 PM.
BaOzIn (8:56:27 PM): hey?
BaOzIn (9:27:55 PM): Got family problems going on right now.. so that'll mean I can't play the game for a while
BaOzIn (9:28:45 PM): I will be in it, for a few hours, but then I have to leave it. That means it'll be one fourth of the amount which I used to play.
BaOzIn (9:28:50 PM): well.. I've got to get going
BaOzIn (9:28:51 PM): bye
BaOzIn signed off at 9:28:54 PM.
BaOzIn signed on at 11:22:44 PM.
BaOzIn (11:23:04 PM): hi
Papa n0eI (11:23:09 PM): yes
BaOzIn (11:23:16 PM): okay
BaOzIn (11:23:21 PM): since we're at war right now..
BaOzIn (11:23:40 PM): oh wait... that's not what I was going to say
BaOzIn (11:23:59 PM): I was going to say that my family issues are gettng in the way right now
BaOzIn (11:24:14 PM): and I don't think I'll be able to play the game
Papa n0eI (11:24:18 PM): ok
BaOzIn (11:24:24 PM): As in the regular amount of time I usually play
Papa n0eI (11:24:25 PM): do u wanna give up ur province?
Papa n0eI (11:24:28 PM): oh
Papa n0eI (11:24:33 PM): so you'll still play?
Papa n0eI (11:24:38 PM): but not be as active
BaOzIn (11:24:44 PM): I'll be in the KD still.. yea
BaOzIn (11:24:47 PM): not as active
Papa n0eI (11:24:55 PM): ok its not like you helped out anyway
BaOzIn (11:24:59 PM): I'll send you guys aid if you need it...
Papa n0eI (11:24:59 PM): so no prob
BaOzIn (11:25:04 PM): yea
BaOzIn (11:25:11 PM): sorry about yesterday
Papa n0eI (11:25:22 PM): you should be
BaOzIn (11:25:24 PM): not helping you guys out with the cb and stuff..
BaOzIn (11:25:42 PM): I was at the mall shopping for a gift for a gal.. ^_^
Papa n0eI (11:25:50 PM): ok
BaOzIn (11:26:04 PM): that was my reason. ^_^
Papa n0eI (11:26:07 PM): well i can't alk now cause well umm i have family issues bye
BaOzIn (11:26:13 PM): right
BaOzIn (11:26:25 PM): waht kind of family issues?
Papa n0eI (11:26:32 PM): i'm mocking you
BaOzIn (11:26:37 PM): the issues I'm having is divorce.
BaOzIn (11:26:51 PM): conflicts between both families
Papa n0eI (11:27:04 PM): i odn't talk about issues with strangers...in fact i don't have any enjoy your life
BaOzIn (11:27:05 PM): who's doing what, and who to do it

On January 20th, YR7, we received this note...
To The Great King Kumbakarna
Hello there *Waves* I am Scott but you my dear king can call me err Scott hehe I write to you because I don't know if our king has opened up a line of communication (as he is well hmm not very active) you have just went into war with us after having lost a week long war which we shouldn't have went in the first place attacking us now will be easy and there is no point so in the spirit of the games can you cease this war until were ready to actually give you a fair run for it thanks for your time cheers
Signed, Sir fade to black the Sorcerer of smegerns end (17:13)

My Reponse:

You are not entitled to speak with me. You are not the monarch (in fact not even the monarch is entitled to speak with me, you can ask him about how he did that) and hold abosolutely no position of power. Peace is not an option. If this war is not conveneniant that is not my problem. If anythign that is an advantage. I would now like to point out how you have given me an excuse to continue the war when your intention was the opposite. Congratulations you have no diplomatic skills.

Your monarch has recieved a letter. Ask him to share it with you. Any message not presented by a new monarch will not be responded to.

hehehe i am, i must see that movie.

check this out. its a response to a message the monarch from 17:13 sent me.

January 15th, YR7 NiceTransilvania (17:13) invaded World of Arda (37:13) and captured 88 acres of land.
January 15th, YR7 harrisons land (17:13) invaded lalala (37:13) and captured 78 acres of land.
January 16th, YR7 Worlds Of Legends (17:13) invaded KillKingdom (37:13) and captured 126 acres of land.

That doesn't look like peace to me. you are in no position to negotiate a peace and you have insulted me. I am a monarch, a person that deserves respect. "we do not want war, peace talks" is no way to speak to me. You have failed at your attempt to establish a diploatmic relationship with me because you have disrespected me.
In addition because your kingdom is our SON I will decide on my own when this war ends. your input will have no part.

I bid you farewell as all future messages from you will be ignored. If you would like to end this war i suggest you resign your position to someone more capable and then AND ONLLY then will I even think of peace.

Your wizards gather their runes and begin casting. The spell consumes 323 Runes and ... is successful! The Daily Paper lists the various happenings
throughout your kingdom. Included are important
activities such as attacks, deaths, and
changes in relations with your kingdom.
Legend
Intra-Kingdom Conflict Relations News
Actions against our Kingdom Dragon News
Actions by our Kingdom Obituaries




The Kingdom Reporter
June, YR6 Edition

June 2nd, YR6 The Invincible Ruler (21:13) invaded Ultimate Ultima (17:13) and destroyed 77 acres of land.
June 2nd, YR6 Attack The Enemy (37:14) invaded hAvOc LCS (17:13) and captured 11 acres of land.
June 3rd, YR6 sorrow n bitter (21:13) attempted to invade our knight area (17:13).
June 3rd, YR6 sorrow n bitter (21:13) attempted to invade our knight area (17:13).
June 3rd, YR6 sorrow n bitter (21:13) invaded and pillaged knight area (17:13).
June 6th, YR6 Our Kingdom has surrendered to Realm of Shadows (21:13). Our failed war has finally ended!
June 8th, YR6 knight area (17:13) attempted an invasion of Memphis (44:13), but was repelled.
June 10th, YR6 the broken swords (17:13), captured 9 acres of land from Ulgenheim (18:13).
June 10th, YR6 the broken swords (17:13) attacked and stole from Ulgenheim (18:13).
June 10th, YR6 Memphis (44:13) attempted to invade our Worlds Of Legends (17:13).
June 11th, YR6 An Unknown Province from 38:30 invaded smegerns end (17:13) and captured 15 acres of land.
June 13th, YR6 NiceTransilvania (17:13) captured 42 acres of land from Town Of The angel (44:13).
June 14th, YR6 voice of darconis (18:13) invaded knight area (17:13) and captured 92 acres of land.
June 16th, YR6 Worlds Of Legends (17:13) captured 80 acres of land from Kleinwald (2:42).
June 22nd, YR6 Brute Retaliation (9:12) invaded Cave Peeps (17:13) and captured 32 acres of land.
The Daily Paper lists the various happenings
throughout your kingdom. Included are important
activities such as attacks, deaths, and
changes in relations with your kingdom.
Legend
Intra-Kingdom Conflict Relations News
Actions against our Kingdom Dragon News
Actions by our Kingdom Obituaries




The Kingdom Reporter
July, YR6 Edition

July 2nd, YR6 Paradise hunter (37:13) attempted to invade our smegerns end (17:13).
July 5th, YR6 NiceTransilvania (17:13) captured 87 acres of land from LEGION OF DEATH (43:13).
July 8th, YR6 Vladd The Impaler (17:13) attempted an invasion of Kaiba Corb (38:30), but was repelled.
July 9th, YR6 the broken swords (17:13) has sent an aid shipment to Alexandriaro (17:13).
July 9th, YR6 the broken swords (17:13) attempted an invasion of Punk Land (17:11), but was repelled.
July 9th, YR6 the broken swords (17:13) attempted an invasion of Punk Land (17:11), but was repelled.
July 10th, YR6 knight area (17:13) captured 95 acres of land from voice of darconis (18:13).
July 10th, YR6 Worlds Of Legends (17:13) captured 110 acres of land from Disciple of War (5:12).
July 15th, YR6 (37:13) has declared us to be a Hostile Kingdom!
July 15th, YR6 Triguttagirry (37:13) invaded hAvOc LCS (17:13) and captured 65 acres of land.
July 15th, YR6 Club Brugge (37:13) invaded Kaer MindStorm (17:13) and captured 92 acres of land.
July 16th, YR6 A Dragon from (37:13) has begun ravaging our lands!
July 16th, YR6 harrisons land (17:13) captured 78 acres of land from World of Arda (37:13).
July 16th, YR6 World of Arda (37:13) invaded harrisons land (17:13) and captured 86 acres of land.
July 17th, YR6 Shlavgon (37:13) invaded Alexandriaro (17:13) and captured 106 acres of land.
July 17th, YR6 KillKingdom (37:13) invaded Worlds Of Legends (17:13) and captured 50 acres of land.
July 18th, YR6 Brute Retaliation (9:12) invaded Cave Peeps (17:13) and captured 56 acres of land.
July 18th, YR6 Brute Retaliation (9:12) invaded Cave Peeps (17:13) and captured 27 acres of land.
July 18th, YR6 Brute Retaliation (9:12) invaded Cave Peeps (17:13) and captured 17 acres of land.
July 19th, YR6 Shlavgon (37:13) invaded Sylvan Arbour (17:13) and captured 112 acres of land.

Money: 282,662gc Peasants: 14,995 Food: 38,771 Bushels Runes: 5563 Runes Networth: 172,395gcUtopia Guide: Mystics - Mystic Advisor


Your wizards gather their runes and begin casting. The spell consumes 196 Runes and ... is successful! Our crystal ball shows ...
The Province of hAvOc LCS (17:13) as of July 21st, YR6.
Race Elf Ruler The Great Sir hAvOc
Land
Peasants
Employment
Happiness
Money
Food
Runes
Trade Balance 788 Acres
7706
100%
Excited
2,779,218gc
137,131 bushels
13,961 runes
239,812gc Soldiers
Heros
Archers
Elf Lords
Thieves
Wizards
War Horses
Prisoners 124
3850
9076
1203
Unknown
Unknown
6400
69A Dragon ravages the lands!

From what we see, this province has been attacked a little recently.

Remember, there are few rewards for attacking a badly hit province, as the easy to capture resources have already been taken.
Money: 282,662gc Peasants: 14,995 Food: 38,771 Bushels Runes: 5367 Runes Networth: 172,395gc
You enter the Mystic Circle, the secret locale from which your wizards cast their spells. From here, you may issue orders to your magical minions to do anything within their power. Wizards have an amazing array of spells at their disposal, but can only cast so many at any time. Runes will be needed for your wizards to effectively do their magic.
Casting Spells

Select a Province
Kingdom:    Island:    Change Kingdom

Our province has 5367 runes in our reserves.
Our mana level is at 97%.
Select Spell: Cast Spell

Releasing Wizards
We have 660 Wizards. We can release these
servants back into our peasantry at any time.
Release Wizards: Release Wizards


Training
Guilds naturally train wizards, but we can stop this process
at any time. We are currently training additional wizards.
You may change this below.
Stop Training

i thoguht the deathstar came with the full crew. besides if i did have it i don't think it owuld take much to get the world to give me a couple of trillion dollars.

In other news it looks like theres gonna be a transit strike here in NYC starting tommorow. Yes you heard me. No subways and no buses. So nyc is about to become hopewell junction...now hopefully the bowling prices drop too.

That's kinda hilarious. Everything but the part about the children stepping on landmines. Way to use humor to educate us on social injustice, Paul. David Rees and Seanbaby would be proud.
Past the humor, and deforestation, and exploding little children, there's a lesson to be learned.

There's a restaurant nearby called Real Taco. Maybe only because of the name, but I just can't help thinking how that should be a team in La Liga. If Wing Designs can have a kit, why can't they get one?

See, I think that's a very fucked up thought you have. Hear me out. This is not like some piece of elecronics you find in the garbage near the curb. ("Hey man, I think someone is throwing away that Death Star. Yeah, I know it doesn't look complete, but with a little bit of tinkering, we MIGHT JUST BE ABLE to get it fully operational. Help me carry it.")
We're talking the most fucking deadly construction in human history, and you are concerned with whether you have the closest space for it. Now me, I look at my track record with things, and know I can't handle that responsibility. My fax sucks, and the Dell is going to hell. I have trouble keeping two out of four GameCube controllers in working order, so the last fucking thing in the world I want is a malfunctioning Death Star on my hands. And you may say that's just me, but you know it's not. This is not something you can take down to Chinatown to get fixed. Whack it with a bat? Nuh - uh. Sure, it may look awesome in the first couple of videos Andrew makes, ("That's not a moon. That's a Death Star. Take a shot on it, and do something cool.") but maintenence and repairs will be a bitch, and if your cell phone or cable modem was ever disconnected for lack of payment, then owning a death star may not be the thing the for you. Heck, one would hope, but you don't even know if that giga-munguous thing is spill-proof.
One glass of Pepsi in the wrong place, and we could all be done for.
If you ever get one, let me know. It may not do much good when that reactor core starts heating up like my apt in winter, but I still would want to move as far away from you as possible. Or buy an X-wing.

http://forums.utopiatemple.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17958

I was thinking of buying the death star too...can that enter the atmosphere or is it to massive?

http://forums.utopiatemple.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17958

dammit. How long does it take to steal a bike? I was really hoping it would be gone by now.

That's pretty sweet. I want to buy me one of those suckers, but I'm not sure where I could keep it.