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3/01/2003

fuckin utopia

i just saw vanilla sky...now that is one heck of a weird movie. I just don't know what to think of it. I'm going to have to see it again.



BECASE!?

2/28/2003

Becase you have it, and I don't!!!!! hahahahahahaha
Don't answer anymore!!! FOOLS! IT'S A TRAP!!!!

why does man u want camoranesi? I mean please they've got giggs, ruud, solkjaer, scholes, forlan....why another forward?

from what i hear theres no cure...

http://www.apple.com/trailers/dreamworks/head_of_state/

i'm not sure if this is funny or stupid.

so what ur saying is ur gonna kick the radioactive core that makes a nuclear bomb at the new wtc.

By the time thesebuilding are done we're gonna be 30.

wow. man we old son, we old.

i never noticed the amount of elves in our kd

Nope, I'm still alive. Harvard server went down for awhile.

2/27/2003

god i hated mr. rogers with a passion.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MR. ROGERS!!!?!?!? IS THERE NO JUSTICE, GOD???

I got it. Your first villain would be the Flaming homosaltual. His powers would be flamboyance and ambigiously and/or humorously gay comments. Pastries, desserts, and sweets would be like his kryptonite. PAULK SMASH?!? No way. PAULK GAY BASH?!? Yeah. Now we got it right.

Kickass. So when you say it's name, do you like summon the monster? And most importantly, does this super-power make him more than a match for the inebriated Paulk?? You need a Rogues' Gallery. Man, I think I found some inspiration for my sketching work
. Now that you have EOS glasses, ask him for a picture of his girlfriend. Tell us what you see.

aren't those like the glasses efrain has? So you have EOS glasses? They must be evil.

Finally opened my account today...now to find a good deal on an ipod.

Oh man, I've got no excuse for that second class I slept through . . Ah well, one left. Might as well go to something today . . Lunch, that is. We'll see about after that.

wait so the cure for jts is to avoid girls? so that means your gay. I think pauls been plotting this on purpose...dickman has had way to much influence on him.


must get burnout 2

I was on my way to class just now, when I realized the girl downstairs would also be in lecture. Thanks to the help of Dr. Sour, I quickly spotted this as a dangerous resurgence of JTS, and decided the only solution was to skip class entirely and go straight back to bed. Which is where I am now.
Thanks, Dr. Sour!

that movie is mad old

Lol thats dr. doom shit is hillarious.

I must learn to speak in caps like that.

2/26/2003

you put a dead image link, Sour.

Oh man. I couldn't ask for any better lead-ins for my post. Watch me tie together all of the last 10 post topics in a single one.

Yep, today I spent a record-breaking $4.50 at the comic store, but it was definitely worth it for everything I walked out with.
Everyone know the greatest ninja/soccer action movie ever made? Yep, I mean Shaolin soccer, where those wacky ninjas must defeat the evil ninjas with their awesome techniques and flipping out ability in the most physically strenuous activity of all time, soccer. Guess who owns the rights to that now?
Here's the answer - DISNEY. So know what means soon? Everyone's favorite ninja soccer movie is soon to be dubbed, and coming to a theatre near you.

The Batman vs. Superman comic is totally sweet. I mean, ever sweeter than ninjas flipping out and killing each other. It's so sweet, my head wanted to explode after reading it, that's how good a comic it is. Go buy it.

Everyone's favorite Phd-holding grad school student

Very funny Spiderman comic I could not pass up. I mean, come on. Look who's in it. And that insolent minion questioning him? Turns out to be Captain America.
The only thing possibly funnier than all this is when Doctor Doom empties the change out of his pocket, and then tries walking through the metal detector at the airport.
It's tough to be Doom.


ouch


Thundercats: They're real - and by all accounts they are spectacular. C has some background/update on The Thundercat Feature. 'Brit scribe, Ben Trebilcook (Die Hardest) tried to get this off the ground over a year ago. He wrote a 15 page Treatment, detailing the first of a proposed trillogy of Thundercat movies, set in the vein of X-Men. The story contained the desperate flee from Thundera, that was in self-destruct and also under attack by the Mutants and their landing on Third Earth, subsequently defending themselves from The Mutants and Mumm-Ra The Ever-Living. He (Trebilcook) even secured finance to produce and direct a series of teaser trailers to form a 'package' to take to New Line Cinema. Whether the trails were ever filmed is unknown, though from reading interviews on Trebilcook, he still wishes to pursue and be involved in this project.' BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, 80's animation fans!!!!

Masters of the Universe: I never had a He Man figure, and perhaps that's what helped make me the man I am today. However I know many of you did, and so this may come as either a pleasant surprise or a shock. Perhaps both. Bryce found this in Toy Fair magazine ... "The success of the Cartoon's Networks' He-Man and the Masters of the Universe could mean could news for fans - or detesters - of the 1987 live-actioner. are in talks to reignite the "He-Man" film franchise with the first in a series of live-action Masters of the Universe films, the first which will be released Christmas 2004. "No Dolph Lundgren folks this time, and No campy He-Man goes to Earth storyline either. The new film will start from a fresh, telling the story of how Adam turned into the unstoppable He-Man. Newly conceived characters from the Cartoon Network's current series will also be incorporated. ToyFare has learned that Eric Christian Olsen is one name being branded about for the lead, He Man, with everyone from Tim Roth and Jude Law favoured for the role of Skeletor". Thanks Bryce.

2/25/2003




YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE


yeah u can go cry now biatch

FUNNY SHIT

Whats that more snow?
Damn it i need to paly soccer and i need to play NOW grr.

OLEEEE, OLE, OLE, OLEEEEE
JUVEEE, JUVE, JUVE, JUVEEEEEE

Yeah, I am just getting out of bed now, but I'm going to blame it on a cold. I feel like I might be sick, so that's plenty justification. All because of the cold.

I like their postive attitude, from Lippi and Ferguson. It's a fun match, that both teams want to play.
"We are going through a good period now and have several players in good form," Lippi said. "United are one of the strongest teams in Europe. It will be a great match and the stadium is likely to be full, which is good."
"Juventus are back at their strongest now and that is better for everyone. Sometimes it can be difficult to play against a team you know are under strength, like they were last week, so it should be a fantastic game."

None of that dirty Arsenal-Man U boolshit, with Van Nistelroy running around screaming "judo . . KICK!!!!"

Record looms
Consistently winning is something United are extremely adept at in the Champions League. They need just a point from their remaining three matches to reach the quarter-finals for the seventh year in succession, a record. With United facing Liverpool FC in the English League Cup final on Sunday, the temptation is there for Sir Alex to rest key men in Turin. The Scot said today that he has to use his players "in the best possible way"

just a point thats all man u needs....juventus on the other hand...

Man. United 3 9
Juventus 3 4
Basel 3 3
Deportivo 3 1

fuckin utopia temple is still down too.
This is hillarious mehul is losing so much money...i think this is the end of utopia.....

Damn Mehul. Damn it, still.

its still down.

2/24/2003

http://www.indystar.com/print/articles/8/024709-9378-036.html

yeah jack handey is hillarious

2/23/2003

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hehe josh u might need that since u got hit in fact hemight be too big

anyway check out htis hit Your forces arrive at Valeska (8:42), and battle begins quickly...

A tough battle took place, but we have managed a victory!
Your army has taken 193 new acres! 48 buildings survived and can be refitted to fit our needs. Taking full control of your new land will take 13 days. Your new land will be available on May 23rd, YR5.

We lost 91 Soldiers, 461 Warriors, 30 Ogres, and 168 War Horses in this battle. 297 of our Warriors have been trained into Ogres. Our forces will be again available on May 23rd, YR5.
We killed about 880 enemy troops.

Lest I forget, a new Thundercats comic.