u doing good misfortune

hey locke cole how bout u go fuck yourself bitch

Oh, for those of you interested...

Sir Jabberwock the Rogue, it is my job to keep track of our history and some of our greatest moments. Below are some of the measures I have been tracking over time.

Highest Networth 75,150 gc
Highest Land Area 683 acres
Highest Honor 1048 points
Total Land Explored 405
Total Attacks Made 1
Total Wins 1 (100.0%)
Wins Against Larger Opponents 0 (0.0%)
Average Relative Opponent Networth 44%
Total Land Gained in Combat 23 acres
Attacks Suffered 0
Times Defeated 0 (0.0%)
Total Land Lost in Combat 0 acres
Thievery Operations Attempted 140
Successful Thievery Operations 111 (79.3%)
Enemy Operations Attempted 0
Successful Enemy Operations 0 (0.0%)
Spells Attempted 73
Successful Spells 68 (93.2%)
Enemy Spells Attempted 2
Successful Enemy Spells 2 (100.0%)

Heh, Joe's phone line isn't working anymore. They didn't pay the bills last month I think... hehe.

Does anybody post anymore? I declare myself Lord and Master of the Blog at the End of the Universe. All must bow and pay homage.

sheesh this place really sucks...

joe cool where are you!!

no activity in 24 hrs? are u people not publising?

why is someone so dumb like the rose

he posted his own email so everyone can see

Mmmm..... cows. The only use for those stupid animals is for smacking people. That and eating them. You know why? Because cows don't scream when they're processed in the Processed Meat Factory.

People who make you email them stuff should be smacked. With cows.

Oh, and if you are in the flash movie thing, save me some trouble and send me some info. Make it good. Or I will smack you. With a cow.
I expanded the Flash file for the bullpen. Maybe I will finally get around to uploading it sometime. Stupid mini-projects . .. Why are they never mini? Ah well. They sound cooler that way.

Is no reason to like a person reason enough to not like them?
Somethings are funny. Laughs are good. But is there a limit to childishness? Sometimes, I think I see way it too much of that. When you are seriously ragging on someone for the sake of practice, that's when randomness is stupidity. Grow up.

Wh in devils name where is my post!

Well, I was going to comment on Spider Solitaire and was almost done with the post when God decided to throw me another fucking curve ball. He decided b/c I was feeling so bitter and spewing my heart out with expletives that I'd be better off having about 10 min. of my life stolen by shutting off the computer...

Fuck that! Like I could be relieved of my hate for this damned place. Argh! All that goddamned typing for nought. And don't you think I'm gonna write it out again.... with my nice lesson at the bottom on how life ends up for the worst... blah, blah, blah. As far as I'm concerned, this feeling of utter disgust for the rest of mankind as well as everything that's before me now is summed up by two words: "stupid animals."

In the end there can be only one. And SOUR PAUL will not be the one.

O(*_*)O Monkey
()==={;;;;::::::::::::::::::::::> Excalibur
@~'~~~ Rose
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Let it be known, I own you all!

If you people wish to challenge me in pool then log into yahoo games and search for the user AZIZCRZY and u shall meet ur father and thy educator for i shall son you and take u to school.

Well, Padre, I don't mind you saying whatever shit you have to say of whatever school... and I hardly give a rat's ass about what you think about everyone else, but if you're gonna start lecturing on what the fuck is sad and what is "acceptable", I'm going to have to tell you to shut up. Sure, you can bitch and moan--that's what the End of the World is, but I'd much rather keep the hate crimes and violent actions excluded from anyone on the team.

But that doesn't fucking give you the license to be shithead, Locke! I'm pretty damned pissed as is, and would rather not have to deal with insulting remarks from Padre b/c you provoked him..... and don't day you don't know what provokes him. Anything that you would normally say to us is provocation enough to have you lynched anywhere else--be grateful for our charity.

So, now that I've gotten that straight, on to more mindless babble!

An entity which lurks these regions claims that we post but do no publish.

I think he takes us for fools when in reality the only fool is he. Correct Joe Cool?

Do not change our post Mr. Cool or will have u decapitated then castrated...or was it the other way around...hmmm...frankly its the same to me since u only have one head. ;-p

misfortune that is sad

Hahaha. I know some of those quotes.....

Sir Fulanite the Warrior, it is my job to keep track of our history and some of our greatest moments. Below are some of the measures I have been tracking over time.

Highest Networth 48,674 gc
Highest Land Area 539 acres
Highest Honor 914 points
Total Land Explored 386
Total Attacks Made 0
Total Wins 0 (0.0%)
Wins Against Larger Opponents 0 (0.0%)
Average Relative Opponent Networth 0%
Total Land Gained in Combat 0 acres
Attacks Suffered 1
Times Defeated 1 (100.0%)
Total Land Lost in Combat 86 acres
Thievery Operations Attempted 39
Successful Thievery Operations 32 (82.1%)
Enemy Operations Attempted 10
Successful Enemy Operations 8 (80.0%)
Spells Attempted 2
Successful Spells 1 (50.0%)
Enemy Spells Attempted 3
Successful Enemy Spells 3 (100.0%)

dfg

Highest Networth 35,761 gc
Highest Land Area 503 acres
Highest Honor 919 points
Total Land Explored 95
Total Attacks Made 6
Total Wins 6 (100.0%)
Wins Against Larger Opponents 5 (83.3%)
Average Relative Opponent Networth 101%
Total Land Gained in Combat 330 acres
Attacks Suffered 6
Times Defeated 5 (83.3%)
Total Land Lost in Combat 224 acres
Thievery Operations Attempted 120
Successful Thievery Operations 88 (73.3%)
Enemy Operations Attempted 48
Successful Enemy Operations 48 (100.0%)
Spells Attempted 13
Successful Spells 10 (76.9%)
Enemy Spells Attempted 19
Successful Enemy Spells 19 (100.0%)

HEY IT IS TRUE I CAN"T HEAR HIM SO I CAN"T SEE HIM HE WAS RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME!

HAHHAA

HE IS TELEPATHETIC!

josh what the fuck if your gonna change peoples post then i might as well not post, dickhead

Your Final Fantasy stuff is scaring people away!
And, uh . . , I would be damned surprise if any blog member past, present, or future could identify even part of those quotes.

Okay, enough seriousness, let's have a vote on the best personal quote. Also, try and identify who says what now (FULL name).
A) A mysterious young woman, controlled by the Empire, and born with the gift of Magic...
B) Treasure Hunter and trail-worn traveller, searching the world over for relics of the past...
C) The young king of Figaro Castle, ally to the Empire, and a mster designer of machinery...
D) Edgar's twin brother, who traded the throne for his own freedom...
E) He owes allegience to no one, and will do anything for money. He comes and goes like the wind...
F) Product of genetic engineering, battle-hardened MagiTek Knight, with a spirit as pure as snow...
G) Faithful retainer to his family's liege, with the courage and strength of a hundred men...
H) Draped in monster hides, eyes shining with intelligence. A youth surviving against all odds...
I) A blackjack-playing, world travelling, casino-dwelling free spirit...
J) Human-loving, fast-talking, street-smart, SLAM-dancing...Moogle...
K) An elderly gentleman, pure of heart, and learned in the ways of monsters...
L) In her pictures she captures everything: forests, water, light...the very essence of life...
M) Admirer of bone-carvings, as strong as a gigas, a yeti pal with muscle!
N) Shrouded in odd clothing...is this a man...?...a woman...?...or should we ask?

Wow u people are very afraid for ur lives

I think my school is a fucking peice of cocksucking shit
You people get in trouble because u use blog in school and frankly i coudn't care less for your combined stupidity including that of the school

anway i kick ass at utopia just wait until i recover from almost dying in all of my provs (again) you'll see.

All your Post are belong to us

Now, let us take, for example, one community. Let us call this community... Siger. In this community when someone tries an innocent verbal joke, accepted as mutually harmless between the only two affected, those particpants get in trouble. Admittedly, there could be some cause for disciplinary action for other reasons, but let us continue. Furthermore, the officials of Siger knowing that they cannot enforce their "rules" on all those involved decide to not punish them (as they have no cause to) but to send out letters to the participants... shall we put it legal representatives... in order to cause them trouble even though the Siger officials know they have no real cause for this.

Let it be hence forth known that Locke Cole, defender of the innocent, slayer of the foul, defender of the righteous and champion of the weak has claimed this as his domain. All evil will be checked as I patrol ever proudly to create a world free of not just malicious lies but oppressive bureacracy. A world where people are free to post their ideas without the threats from above.

A "Treasure Hunter and trail-worn traveller, searching the world over for relics of the past" enters the room.

I heard Mr Misfortune loves the cock.

anyone know anyone from siger? hint hint wink wink wink ahem cough hint

yes i know nothing of no one cause this is my real name sort of

[In a heavy chinese accent]
Ah, Mister Misfortune here! Would you like a misfortune cookie? I bet you do!
If not, why not share one with an enemy? In fact, I've got so many I'm practically giving them away!

Which brings me to the matter at hand, dear mercenaries... I've got quite a predicament on my hands. The kingdom I currently inhabit is beginning to annoy me. In fact, this no-good Monarch 20k smaller than me thinks he can boss me around...heh, like you can control havoc...

Well, besides Monarch-bashing, I want to target others in the kingdom--people that have sided themselves with the monarch. Accept the mission? I'll debrief you with the details later.

'Til then you can only pick on the monarch if you choose.

Hey, it all ends sometime, right?
Come on in and enjoy the view. Welcome to the Blog at the End of the Universe.