i hope that wasnt intended as a pun...

Looks like I'm back after rippin my computer apart and kickin it in its privates a couple of times. Have fun in Florida and hope ou dont take a wrong turn into asia,

There are only three types of maury shows:
1. Who's the father of my baby?
2. My eleven year old daughter does drugs/has too much sex, I'm sending her to boot camp!
3. Special Children

And there's always the occasional- Can you tell if it's a man or woman.

A very low quality show.

josh that comment was uncalled for.

WHErE IS EVERYONE!

AND LA BAMBA RULES AND WHY ARE YOU UP SO FUCKING EARLY!

Maury is about how women hate the men their daughters are dating. If there's no lesbian fights, I'm switching to La Bamba: The Richie Valens Story on HBO Latino

Heh. Paul's cat is pretty nearly gone.

http://www.alllooksame.com/

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Well, I better just not get lost in the East.

Jasius I: Bolivia

SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Bolivia?


1 Weather in Bolivia
2 News about Bolivia
3 Time in Bolivia

Jasius I: what do you think that would be like?

SmarterChild: Do I think that would be like... Do I think that would be like... You know, I'm not even sure.

heres another oen of those chatbots

Papa n0eI: do you enjoy the company of men?
AgentBaseball: That's fascinating... Perhaps, but i just don't know.

Just a reminder, I'm the man.

thats on tonight
can some pc user go to www.lop.com i warn u i heard that it fucks up ur internet settings but i dont' know if its true so tell ur friend to go to it and let me know how it goes

Hello, My name is Paul Andersen and I am the Captain of a an Under-18 Spring-Summer League Baseball team. This is our first season. Since this is our first season and we will be going up against more established teams, we are disadvantaged in terms of equipment and uniforms. To be honest, Mizuno was our first choice to ask for sponsership. My bat, our only bat, is a Mizuno PBA 4000 and it has never failed me. My baseball mitt, is a MZ3600. I got this mitt in Little League, roughly eight years ago, and I have never had a problem with it. The leather is still good and the padding is still strong. It was mainly for this reason that we knew that Mizuno is a brand of quality that I rely upon every time I step on the field. Thank you for time and I hope that you will reply, any assistance at all will be greatly appreciated.
Paul Andersen (Captain)


This is the message i sent to the Mizuno Corporation so that they can sponser us. It is in the hands of our fat lazy American god.

you know spring break sucks when the only stimulating thing to do is watch reading rainbow and PAX tv.

what? no match for jehovah himself?

oh those are bold italics cant mess with those

I can use italics too see?

and wtf is wrong with air... the real problem is giant robots.

i like how you use the word "man" so loosely especially talking about josh

That sounds like a man who has never been winded.

whats wrong with air?
too much of it in ur head?

Fuck air! There's too much of it anyway.

I'm back from New Jersey and I'll I have to say is that
MY CABINET BUILDING TECHNIQUE IS !NSTOPPABLE!!!!


by the way
King Kong was robotic
he had that bootleg robotic heart

what is this sock concept u speak of?

Oh yeah, Zarate and Big Pimpin', you both owe me a sock. One each.