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3/21/2003


lol yeah i just saw the trailer

funny how they have 2 of the same trailers ...the difference being one of the trialers only has dialouge audio.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/malibus_most_wanted.html

This is so unbelievably funny. Absolutely have to see it when it comes out.

3/20/2003

i said SEA LAB

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

weren't the odds like 9 out of 10 get it? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

It's in an aqua teens hunger force episode? Damn, now I have to watch it. I'm gonna do that at your place.

DAMN IT
I wanted that travel guide job so badly. Damn it.

i got the sea lab episode with the song in it. its pretty funny.

Cruisin' Mos Espa* in my Delorian*,
War's over I'm a peacetime Mandalorian*.
My story has stumped star wars historians
Deep in debate buffet plate at Bennigans.
Rhyme renegade sure to penetrate
First and second defense I won't hesitate.
Got a job to do Darth's the guy that delegates.
Got something against Skywalker someone he really hates.
I don't give a fuck. I'm after Solo
For all I care he could be hiding at Yoda's dojo.
Got make the money, credit's no good
When the Jawas run the shop in your neighborhood.
Think you can cook? I got a grappling hook.
Let's make this quick cuz I'm really booked.
I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the devil,
Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.

CHORUS
My backpack's got jets. I'm Boba the Fett.
I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt to finance my 'Vette.
I chill in deep space, a mask is over my face.
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Cuz my time I don't like to waste. Get down.

I'm a question wrapped inside an enigma,
Get inside the Slave One*, find your homing signal,
From Endor to Hoth, Ripley* to Spock*,
I'll find what you want, but there's gonna be a cost.
Say my name is Boba Fett. I know my shit is tight.
Start not acting right, you're frozen in carbonite.
Got telescopic sight, flame throwers on my wrist.
You still don't get the jist? Spiked boots are made to kick,
Targets are made to hit. You think I give a shit?
Your mama is a bitch! I'll see you in the Sarlaac* pit.
You just flipped my switch, integrity been dissed.
You scratchin on my itch. You know I shoot the gift.
Got bambinas at cantinas waitin to lick my lusty lips,
So I'll let you get back inside you're little space ship,
Give you a head start, cuz I'm the sporting kind.
Consider the starting line the sneaky smile I hide inside.
Hope you have hyper drive, pray to stay alive.
Don't try to slip me a five cuz I never take a bribe,
To the beat of a different drummer, bad ass bounty hunter,
Let no man put asunder or else they be put under,
As in six feet. Got an imperial fleet
Backing me up. Gonna blow up any attempt to defeat.
They got the Death Star, got four payments on my car,
Hand it over to Hammer head* at Mos Eisley bar.
He used to carjack, now he's a barback
Just goes to show how you can get back on the right track.
As for me that's not an option, can't say that with more clarity.
Me going legit would be like Jar Jar* in speech therapy.

CHORUS

Slice you open like a tauntaun, faster than the Autobahn,
Or a motorbike in Tron*, do the deed and then I'm gone.
Jaba has a hissyfit, contact Calrissian,
Over a Colt*, the plan unfolds, no politic is legit.
Back in the day when I was a slave
Living live in the fast lane like in a pod race,
My mean streak tweaked I became a basket case
So this space ace split that place poste haste.
Took up a noble cause called the Clone Wars
Cuz life's not all about girls and cars,
Getting fucked up in fucked up bars,
See I'm not a retard or gay like DeBarge.
I'm large and in charge with a face so scarred,
A cold black heart that's been torn apart.
The Sith wish that they had a dick so hard
Cuz it's long, long ago in a pussy far, far.
Call me "master," cuz I'm faster than Pryor on fire*
I no longer have to hot wire.
I'm a hunter for hire with no plans to retire,
And all the sucka MC's can call me "Sire"!

was it sadaam? he had glasses on...and i have never seen him and superman at the same time. and yes SUPERMAN does exist.

3/19/2003

Need a good war playlist to provide a soundtrack for war.
Thinking:
Bombs over Baghdad
War by System of a Down
War by Edwin Starr
DDR - Drop the Bomb
Rage against the Machine - Know Your Enemy
and then Fett's Vette just because Boba Fett is so friggin' cool like that.

So what's the deal with formal declarations? Do we just not do those anymore? The whole constitution thing was looking kinda old, anyway.

3/18/2003

Juve goes through!

Arrghh. Youth Venture tracked me down. What bullshit. Time to shoulder that responsibility onto Benny Chan.
Ha Ha Ha Ha!!

everyone cue up that bombs over bagdhad

So . . tired . .
But . . so many sheep . .
Must count them all before I go to bed . . .

Hehe. So sleepy.

3/17/2003

WORLD CUP 2014: BRAZIL CONFIRMED

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"I can't hear you because I can't see." - G.W. Bush from Journeys With George by Alexandra Pelosi, debuted on HBO Nov. 5, 2002

my backpack got jets
i'm bobba the fett
i bounty hunt for java hutt to finance my vett

3/16/2003

If by Spring break you mean mid-terms, that's me all the way.

Hup, time for summer03.com
And azarate@wingdesigns.com is now setup.