http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=68&ncid=68&e=2&u=/nyt/20030405/ts_nyt/barrage_of_fire__trail_of_death

read the second or third paragraph.

Ah, of course it's a trilogy. Indiana Jones was a trilogy, why leave any idea unstolen?


From Carribean Gabe:
If there was a building that stood for grammatical integrity, George W. Bush would be the plane that crashed into it.
My Favorite Bush Quote: "There should be limits to freedom..."

idiot its a trilogy


Funniest trailer ever
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/x2/international/german/high.html

Lara Croft sequel? Didn't see that one coming. Trailer's up.

Shoot. I think if you rearrange the title, you can even get it to spell raiders of the lost ark.

rambo is nuts

Rambo IV is gonna be even crazier...he wants to kill usama with his bare hands

Sweet seeing anger management at a free screening tommorow and i saw the italian job...god damn those mini coopers rock.
They really takin movie piracy seriously...they had friggin like 5 big ass bouncers walkin around the theater during the show WEARING NIGHT VISION GOGGLES. It was like being in iraq only i was in an air coditioned room with a large screen about to enjoy a movie...yep it must be like iraq

That guy in iraq is funnier everyday. Yesterday he said americans aren't even within 100 miles of bagdhad its all propaganda lies. Well guess what bitch we got your airport which is 6 miles away...what do you gonna say now? huh? HOW DO U LIKE US NOW BITCH!

I can hear the victory song in the streets of baghdad "TUNAK TUNAK, TUNAK TUNAK, TUNAK TUNAK NANANANA" Yeah they gonna blast that song on those large speakers they got those bradley armored personel carriers tricked out with. Yeah thats right they got big ass speakers on them u know why? Cause when ever they saw iraqi forces hiding they turned that shit on and put on a cd only it wasn't music it was the sound of 100s of tanks coming there way firing everything at them. Yeah those dumbasses came out of hiding to retreat as only a handful of tanks picked those bastards off.

oh heres a joke
How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?

Aggh. Massive back pain all day. If this keeps up, my career could be over again . .

No, I didn't know that. I don't even remember the story of 3. Is that the one where he is a returned war veteran and he goes crazy in the small town?

Let's see, if I've got 5 extra dollars in front of me here, so . . Wing Designs is only $299, 995.00 away from taking on Barcelona!! BOO YA!
That's a lot of jersey sales. I'm not sure, though. It might just be better to take 11 random people, give them jerseys from Piang, and call them Barcelona. If anyone actually realizes, we can call them Barca's second team, or youth squad. . .
Maybe we can get a discount if we don't play them in Nou Camp. We'll play them on our home field, Asphalt Green. We just have to hope baseball isn't using the field. Actually, that might not be a bad thing. We have a better chance of winning if we switch the sport on them.

So do we have any jerseys riding on this stage of the Champions League?

Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf:
"With or without more troops, their fate is bleak. They will be defeated. They will face hell. Our fighting skills today will be better than yesterday and next week, we'll be extraordinary," Sahaf said.
"Iraq, with its weapons, its people and its territory, will become a living hell for the invaders," he said. "Iraq will be their grave in five to 10 days."
The minister, who has become known for coining vivid and venomous descriptions of his enemies, minted a new one on Friday, branding the United States, Britain and their supporters as the "gang of bloodsucking bastards."

Is he for real? What is wrong with these Iraqis?? Insanity.

hehehe Kadafi jr paid barca 300k so the team he plays on could play barca in nou camp.

Kadafi is the starting forward, captain, as well as the president and owner of the team and he is also the president of the libyan soccer federation.
If only one of us were the son of some rich leader of some random poor country with a soccer team.

sweet they showin man u vs madrid game next tues

Yeah, I noticed that, too. I definitely thought, "damnit, he clearly remembers it's april fool's. Better hope he can't connect the two."

u mean u like how i added something 5 minutes after

come on how could u not suspect something...i was even talkin about april fools with you i just didn't connect the two

A lot of the HVL map geography is done with coin flipping. Heads is north, tails south.

I like the way you went back later and added you suspected something. Maybe you suspected because by that point I already told you.

So the world cup in berlin is not gonna be the greenest world cup ever? awww

i suspected somethign was odd but i ignored it...i didn't put 2 and 2 together u got me son u got me.
Short people and their sense of humor i will never understand them.

BREAKING NEWS: Microsofts has offered to buyout Wing Designs. I'm selling off at 6.5 million, it's been a pleasure working with all of you. Unfortunately, you are now all lackeys of Bill Gates, Microsoft drones. I'm officially announcing


Oh, wait, it's now April 2?
April fool's, y'all.

yes

oh yeah brazil vs argentina in argentina may 21

2 more CDs? By September and the start of the new school year? At $2000 a pop? You think we can do that????

damnit, Honduras plays Paraguay today, and no one covers it

No one else can work with us.

Oh man, great news . . Hudson Valley is picking up sponsorship by one of their lacrosse equip. suppliers. They are considering a site redesign, but even better than that, the supplier is a subsidiary of NIKE, and they are asking if WingDesigns (US!!!!!) will handle USLacrosse on the upcoming Nikelacrosse.com web-site, and deal with the sponsored organization work. The main issue is if we have the manpower to keep up with it, but if we can do it, we are talking SEVERAL THOUSAND A MONTH. What do you guys say? Are you in? Can you think of anyone else who can work with us on this one?

u can always crack jokes its us...we have no boundaries shorty

I wonder what would happen if the world cup and oktoberfest collided

BERLIN, March 31 (Reuters) - Germany has pledged to make the 2006 World Cup the greenest sporting tournament ever, laying on buses, offering reusable dishes instead of disposable plates at matches and even channelling rain water on to pitches.
Plans are being made to store rain water and tap streams so that more ecological sources represent 20 percent of total water used at the tournament.
Germany, governed by a coalition of Social Democrats and Greens, is already one of the most environmentally conscious countries in the world, with extensive recycling and reusable and biodegradable material kept separate from ordinary trash.

Good job, Germany. Way to weed those impurities out of your water . .
Heil Fraulein Earth?
I would say send Kinas over to talk to those Germans, with his love of "music, partying and people, and his friendliness and enthusiasm have a tendency to spread to all of those around him"and his "ability to create unity among people," but the kid is just plain scared. Those Germans don't look like friendly, party-loving people .

Hm, doesn't work for me. Maybe too many people trying to view . .

Hey, if Paul is posting, we know he didn't die from gang violence today. By the by, are you okay, Sour?
Is the situation non-life-threatening enough for us to crack jokes at, or should we be seriously concerned?

www.enterthematrixgame.com

game trailer

http://www.inter.it/en/news/8172.html

Hehe Crespo playin on the youth team...hes too beautiful.

I found five scary movie posters 2 lord of the ring posters a willard poster and a BASIC poster.

Time to put all the scaymovie posters on ebay and make me some moneys

Hey I bet antewon jumped sour

Damn. The only thing the Mets did right was not give Sammy Sosa his 500th home run. Unfortunately, to do that, they had to let everyone else score. Twice.

Damn, that instinet is funny shit. Especially if you know the people they are talking about, and I wonder if I can even venture a guess about a poster or two.

http://www.dolphinsex.org/

LoL josh your gonna find this to be the funniest thread ever
http://comments.fuckedcompany.com/phpcomments/index.php?newsid=81346&sid=1&page=1&parentid=0&crapfilter=1

Q. How did god make Puerto Ricans?

A. He sandblasted niggers.

Office Shootings!!

Is there no end to the violence!?! Is there no end to the corruption?!?

You grab Mizuno, I'll grab the Bazooka, and I say we hunt down these punks and show them some justice, vigilante style.

good one