I think Andrew should get a knee transplant. I can name one good donor.

Columbia Down!

Black Hawk Down!

So I went up to one of those little carts that sell bagels and cofee and what not to get...well some bagels and cofee. I ask for my order and the guy asks me where you from. I said umm why. He said cause you look middle eastern and i'm afghan. I said in my head no i'm not a terrorist...at least i was sure i said it in my head and then he got all offended. Did i say it outloud? He did get pissed. Oh well no more buying breakfast from him.

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god damn thats one boring computer game. not only is it a baseball videogame which alone is boring but its a baseball game where u can only control one player. HORRIBLE.

What? What about a baseball league?

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i just can't believe that people actually like these movies.

9 of 10

PERMANENT TERMINATION? That sounds like grounds for an assasination contract. Does your "Terms of Service" say anything about a fatal mistake?
9 sounds like a damn lot. Maybe it's not so bad. 9 out of how many?