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My trek through the perilous streets of manhattan to the heart of the city pushing and shoving the hoards of people who felt like molesting me everytime i tried to get passed them (i returned the favor to the females) so that i may play the mother of all systems the one that calls all systems its son and smacks them around like a the little bitches they are proved unsuccesful. The so called largest toy store in the world in Time Square apparenlty can't handle NYC cause there was about 5 block line to get in. It was sad not to be able to get into the store to play roque squardron, fifa2002, wave race, luigis mansion, and tony hawk 3.

I was pissed to say the least so i thought where is the nearest store that would have game cube? Holy sexy big breasted 18 yearold virgins batman i said and i crossed the street to the virgin megastore duh! i went downstairs where i found a sign that siad all gamecubes sold out but the xbox oh there were plenty of those and then i walked to the game kisoks two were xboxes one was broke what a surprise, the other had madden and i hate football (but at least i can throw one with a spiral). I searched franticly for a gamecube yet found none. I thought god damn where is there another store that would have it? Holy CompUSA batman (sorry can't think of one that would somehow combine compusa into it...can you?)

So i walked the 14 blocks to compusa on 57 street and i rode the escalator which the banister was covered in jizz. I came up the steps and found an xbox kiosks and a sign saying we haev plenty of xboxes and then i wsa pissed cause i searched and searced for a gamecube kiosks and nnothing but a gamecube sold out sign. FUCK i thought so i played the xbox which no one was no surprise there. It was HALO a game which has been in the making since 96 and the screen shots from 96 are no different than the gameplay today. the game is horrible the controller the size of oy say tower one of the world trade center BEFORE sept 11 and it was horribly clumsy and almost all the buttons are digital what shit. I was playing and bam who do i see ... joe cool u've seen her before beth grr i hate her... and so i left hoping she didn't see me and i came home pissed where i find myself writing this. at 7:57:34 where i'm goning to hit post and publish.

funniest quotes from 3RD ROCK HAHAHHAHA

Dick: It's Thanksgiving.
Tommy: Like Big Giant Head Day?
Dick: Similar only no one gets thrown into the sun.

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Dick: Assemble the giant robot.
Sally: We didn't pack it.
Dick: Why not?
Sally: We needed room for your exercise bike, which I might add, you never use.

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Sally: Of course. This is a test.
Tommy: What?
Harry: For the next 60 seconds, she's going to emit a high-pitched noise.

hehehehee love that line

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Dr. Albreight: Those things take 10 years off your life.
Dick: Yes, but that's at the end of your life and those are crappie anyway.

hahaha!

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[Roy pulls a quarter out of Tommy’s ear]
Tommy: Oh. I get it. You’re trying to impress a youngster with what you think is a mystifying feat of trickery.

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Coach: Okay. You don’t wanna climb the rope? Then you can go over there and sit with the girls.
Tommy: So if I don’t climb the rope I get to sit with the girls?
Coach: That’s right.
Tommy: Help me out, ‘cause I’m not seeing the downside here.
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Giants suck and u can't stop that

If you broke the code post the translation here but not how u broke it

And umm who the fuck is J.

anyway my name from now on will be zarate in this blog cause frankly i dont' like beating around the bush i keep having to correct myself so i find it that would be more sane at least to those who write here.

So hmm who wants to go play gamecube at the news Toys'R'Us

You ever figure there are some things we are just not learning? There is a lot more to life than you find in a book. I have to wonder. We seem to be good at learning. Are all of us good at living? I came name a list of things I would like to work on. For example, I would not mind some studying a broad before college . .
I for one am glad to see the tri is over. I was at the point where I could not be living for it all. This trimester's end might have been one I was least prepared for in terms of school work. I just could not pull off what I needed to do. That may catch up with me. So much work, and how much of it was really necessary? I can say for me, it hurt more than help. Not alot, but I could have gone without it.

I think for a start, my Theodicy did not turn out too bad. Thanks for the helping hand, Padre and Misfortune. I will possibly will continue it some time in the future.

For you guys on the baseball team, send me that information whenever you get the chance. For everyone else, http://www.wingdesigns.com/flash/BTpreview.swf Catch a glimpse of the work in progress.

A record of 5 - 5 does not sound so bad, but then remember you have 6 games left to go. If you want 10 wins, that is tough. Although I think the Giants did do it last year. Hopefully they can do it again. THe Jets are 7- 3 with 6 games remaining. I love New York teams. Anything happening? Are we all getting together soon to watch some games or what?

Anyway, it's late and I will call it a night. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

What's goin' on here? What else, but da best damn stuff in da world?? ....well, that is, after we find something to rant about...

i broke the code

what the hell is going on here?

if u do break the code don't tell anyone how but its fucking so easy its not even funny

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break the code and u win a lolipop from lockes mom

Famous last words:
EvilSquidofDeath: OH NO!!!
Jasius I: what?
EvilSquidofDeath: SYNTAX ERROR!!!!!
EvilSquidofDeath signed off at 12:10:55 AM.

its pretty much somewhat sort of excepted that tiem does not pass in gods realm

if time does not exist in this realm where heaven resides which most people believe
then we are already there...we are already dead nothign we do can change that becaues time does not exist
we are in heaven but we are in time assuming it is posible to exist outside of time we are there with the entier universes popution is already there.


Assuiming God does not exist in time which is what most of us assume means that god exist outside of time which is impossible becaues the universe or anythign cannot exist outside of time to our stretch of the imagination. Before the universe there was nothing not even time scientist say so what cause this universe to be? We come up with this omnipoeten all knowing creature that caused the univers to be. How could such a creature exist that we call god if there was nothing? How then did god come to be? If god can just come to be why can't the universe just come to be? Who said someone had or something had to be there to cause it to be?

how about teh whole devil punishes people for doing his deeds that does not compute

Why do i have to believe there is an invisible man watching us all the time fromt eh sky at everyone every second and theres a list of ten things we must never ever absolutely ever do. and he keeps a special list of everyoen who is bad and good and then if u do bad he sends u to live to palce full of fire and hate and torture until the end of time....but he loves you and he needs money our money

I pretty much paraphrased what george carlin said in one of his HBO specials

I'm designing a theology. Any suggestions? Anything you would to see or have taken away? Limited time only, so act now.

Sir Qianlong the Warrior, I track some important information about the health of our province.
I hope you will find this information useful.

Our Population
Peasants 9249
Army 4487
Thieves 1769
Wizards 331
Total 15,836
Max Population 16,493

Our Economy
Peasants 9249
Jobs 8955
Unemployed Peasants 294
Unfilled Jobs 0
Employment 97%
Utilization 102%
Daily Income 44,396gc
Daily Expenses 2423gc

* Expenses do not include
Soldier Draft Costs

Current Highlights
Current Networth 75,099gc
Current Land 626
Current Honor 933

What? Since when? For what? What the hell are you talking about?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

[11/19/2001 8:35:23 PM | Locke Cole]
I am gay anyone want my number so u can leave me a message cause right now i'm busy sucking cock so i'm gonna hve to get back to you on that and joe remeber we have a date.

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thank god another one bites the dust and this one deserved it
locke is a fruit

Haha. His presence will be sorely missed.

This Blog is dead. Locke Cole, the endless adventurer moves on. New treasures await and he will find them.