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12/07/2002

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12/05/2002

BaOzIn (7:47:30 PM): yep
BaOzIn (7:47:32 PM): you are on
BaOzIn (7:47:34 PM): lol
BaOzIn (7:48:33 PM): Like I had said.. if I don't see any improvement this age, next age, I'm going to take lead
BaOzIn (7:48:41 PM):
BaOzIn (7:48:46 PM): ^_^
BaOzIn (7:49:31 PM): Anyways
BaOzIn (7:49:32 PM): lol
BaOzIn (7:49:47 PM): how's it going?
BaOzIn (7:50:21 PM): you do know that you're 23 acres bigger than me right?
BaOzIn (7:50:34 PM): damn.. better cast some more paradise.. LOL
BaOzIn (7:50:57 PM): ...
BaOzIn (7:51:04 PM): (no response)
BaOzIn (7:51:05 PM): hmm
BaOzIn (7:51:11 PM): that's awesom
BaOzIn (7:51:13 PM): *awesome
BaOzIn (7:52:40 PM): ?
BaOzIn (7:52:49 PM): boy am I bored
BaOzIn (7:52:54 PM): and I thought you're there
BaOzIn (7:53:20 PM): If you're looking for me, I'll be in the KD --> (37:13)
Papa n0eI (7:56:23 PM): i'm here
Papa n0eI (7:56:27 PM): i'm just not here all the time
BaOzIn (7:56:27 PM): okay
Papa n0eI (7:56:31 PM): what prov are you?
BaOzIn (7:56:37 PM): and it said that you were on 24/7
Papa n0eI (7:56:53 PM): yes i am on 27/7
BaOzIn (7:56:53 PM): if you read what I had said, you'll kind of figure it out
Papa n0eI (7:56:58 PM): i'm just not here 27/7
Papa n0eI (7:57:01 PM): 24
BaOzIn (7:57:05 PM): oh okay
BaOzIn (7:57:11 PM): I'm Dragons of Heaven
BaOzIn (7:57:21 PM): ^_^ I'm 23 acres behind you
BaOzIn (7:57:22 PM): lol
BaOzIn (7:57:41 PM): Have you heard about the 100k thingy?
BaOzIn (7:57:50 PM): kind of forgot what it was called
BaOzIn (7:57:54 PM):
BaOzIn (7:58:16 PM): 100k plan
BaOzIn (7:58:30 PM): where you help people who're lower than 100k.
BaOzIn (7:58:56 PM): help them grow, and after that, they'll be strong enough to support themselves
BaOzIn (7:58:59 PM): ^_^
BaOzIn (7:59:05 PM): ... you are still there right?
BaOzIn (7:59:28 PM): are you a orc/warrior?
BaOzIn (7:59:56 PM): * let me rephrase that
BaOzIn (8:00:06 PM): aren't you an orc/ warrior?
BaOzIn (8:00:28 PM): ...
BaOzIn (8:00:30 PM): okay...
BaOzIn (8:00:40 PM): i c you are away again
BaOzIn (8:00:56 PM): nm.. you're a general
BaOzIn (8:01:48 PM): only orc generals can have 5 attacks in 1 whole... on nevermind, just noticed that it will take 10 days to get back
BaOzIn (8:01:49 PM): lol
BaOzIn (8:02:00 PM): so you're pretty much a orc/ warrior
BaOzIn (8:02:18 PM): ...
BaOzIn (8:02:28 PM): (no response again)...
BaOzIn (8:13:26 PM): ...
BaOzIn (8:13:31 PM): you there... right?
BaOzIn (8:13:38 PM): Or am I just typing way to fast for you?
Papa n0eI (8:31:27 PM): ur hyper
BaOzIn (8:31:48 PM): nope
Papa n0eI (8:31:55 PM): and ur 100 acres behind me
Papa n0eI (8:34:26 PM): oh sorry i thought u were killkingdom
Papa n0eI (8:34:30 PM): yep u are only 20 acres
BaOzIn (8:34:31 PM): nah
BaOzIn (8:34:36 PM): it's 13 now
Papa n0eI (8:34:55 PM): well i got 60 coming in
BaOzIn (8:35:05 PM): I got 90 coming
BaOzIn (8:35:07 PM):
BaOzIn (8:35:18 PM): additioning to the bonuses I get from utopia
BaOzIn (8:35:27 PM): and the amount of acres I can cast in 1 day
BaOzIn (8:35:30 PM):
BaOzIn (8:35:53 PM): want to send me some runes if you have any that you think you can give me?
Papa n0eI (8:36:58 PM): nah i used them all
BaOzIn (8:37:08 PM): darn
BaOzIn (8:37:14 PM): been casting paradise?
Papa n0eI (8:37:16 PM): 133k
Papa n0eI (8:37:17 PM): yes
BaOzIn (8:37:23 PM): any luck?
Papa n0eI (8:37:25 PM): no i can't cast
Papa n0eI (8:37:27 PM): i'm an attack
BaOzIn (8:37:31 PM): oh
Papa n0eI (8:37:32 PM): wrong im window
BaOzIn (8:37:33 PM): okay
BaOzIn (8:37:40 PM): it's okay
Papa n0eI (8:37:52 PM): ur land fat
Papa n0eI (8:37:56 PM): don't do that
BaOzIn (8:37:59 PM): I can talk to at most 5-7 people
BaOzIn (8:38:03 PM): ?
BaOzIn (8:38:04 PM): land fat
BaOzIn (8:38:06 PM): lol
Papa n0eI (8:38:18 PM): whats ur dpa like?
Papa n0eI (8:38:44 PM): opa?
BaOzIn (8:38:48 PM): Total Defense points: 39,047 (39.72 per Acre)
Practical (50% elites): 38,822 (39.49 per Acre)
BaOzIn (8:39:04 PM): Total Attack points: 3,037 (3.09 per Acre)
Practical (50% elites): 2,812 (2.86 per Acre)
BaOzIn (8:39:12 PM): I'm no attacker
BaOzIn (8:39:19 PM): I'm a super mage
Papa n0eI (8:39:19 PM): obviously
Papa n0eI (8:39:39 PM): yeah i don't like being mage or anything like that cause then i can't retal back for land
BaOzIn (8:39:43 PM): I'm just going to be defensive all the way, while growing large
BaOzIn (8:39:51 PM): I know
Papa n0eI (8:40:14 PM): yeah whitemeat tried that strategy
Papa n0eI (8:40:22 PM): look at him now
Papa n0eI (8:40:34 PM): how long u been in the kingdom?
BaOzIn (8:40:40 PM): I've been Human/ General
Dwarf/War Hero
Dwarf/Warrior
Dwarf/General
Orc/Warrior
Elf/Sage
BaOzIn (8:40:42 PM): hmm
BaOzIn (8:40:53 PM): well I guess he's not as experienced as me
BaOzIn (8:40:57 PM): during the last war
Papa n0eI (8:41:01 PM): umm he was 250k
BaOzIn (8:41:15 PM): there were many failed attacks that tried to hit my KD
Papa n0eI (8:41:41 PM): u mean ur province
BaOzIn (8:41:54 PM): hey! I started last month, you can't blame me on that, but if I started when he started, I could've been the same place as him then
BaOzIn (8:41:57 PM): yea
BaOzIn (8:42:05 PM): kind of typed a little too fast w/o thinking
BaOzIn (8:42:07 PM): eheheh
BaOzIn (8:42:18 PM): my peasants are joyous
Papa n0eI (8:42:39 PM): yeah well the reason i'm this small is because was the whole civil war a few weeks back
BaOzIn (8:43:02 PM): that war was okay
BaOzIn (8:43:06 PM): I knew what to do
BaOzIn (8:43:09 PM): ^_^
Papa n0eI (8:43:15 PM): i don't think u were around for the civil war man
BaOzIn (8:43:18 PM): and how long have you been playing?
BaOzIn (8:43:50 PM): don't worry, I've been in many civil wars, gang- bang wars.
Papa n0eI (8:43:54 PM): more than 8 ages
Papa n0eI (8:43:58 PM): actually
Papa n0eI (8:44:00 PM): i was in the first age
BaOzIn (8:44:07 PM): hmm I've played for more than 3 years
Papa n0eI (8:44:09 PM): i've lost count
BaOzIn (8:44:12 PM): as in 8 ages per year
BaOzIn (8:44:19 PM): and 5 utopian years per age
BaOzIn (8:44:23 PM): so.. hmm yeah
Papa n0eI (8:44:26 PM): 10 utopian years
BaOzIn (8:44:28 PM): I've played a lot
Papa n0eI (8:44:39 PM): at least thats what it use to be
Papa n0eI (8:44:44 PM): i have played in a year
BaOzIn (8:45:14 PM): so.. 3 (real life years) times 8 ages times 5 UP years = 120 years
BaOzIn (8:45:21 PM): boy.. I'm old
Papa n0eI (8:45:33 PM): ok
Papa n0eI (8:45:35 PM): how old aer you?
BaOzIn (8:45:41 PM): and after this month, I've played more than 4 years
BaOzIn (8:45:45 PM): I'm 17
BaOzIn (8:45:51 PM): ^_^
Papa n0eI (8:46:10 PM): u on medication or sumthin?
BaOzIn (8:46:13 PM): but my friend who is in another KD has played more than me.
BaOzIn (8:46:18 PM): nope
BaOzIn (8:46:22 PM): why do you ask?
Papa n0eI (8:46:31 PM): no reason
BaOzIn (8:47:11 PM): Well I have a prescription drug- an inhaler, been using that for 6 years, the next 2 years- didn't need it as much.
BaOzIn (8:47:13 PM): yep
BaOzIn (8:47:59 PM): well the speed I'm typing is 50wpm
BaOzIn (8:48:04 PM): 50 words per minute
Papa n0eI (8:48:12 PM): average speed
BaOzIn (8:48:17 PM): half the speed my sis types
BaOzIn (8:48:18 PM): yea
Papa n0eI (8:48:20 PM): you just don't write it all at once
BaOzIn (8:48:24 PM): nope
Papa n0eI (8:48:24 PM): you keep iming
Papa n0eI (8:48:25 PM): over
Papa n0eI (8:48:27 PM): and over
Papa n0eI (8:48:30 PM): you should
Papa n0eI (8:48:32 PM): write it
Papa n0eI (8:48:33 PM): all at
Papa n0eI (8:48:34 PM): once
Papa n0eI (8:48:36 PM): its easier
Papa n0eI (8:48:37 PM): to read
Papa n0eI (8:48:39 PM): and you don't
Papa n0eI (8:48:40 PM): appear
Papa n0eI (8:48:41 PM): hyper
Papa n0eI (8:48:45 PM): get me?
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BaOzIn (8:48:55 PM): well I don't just type it- one to two words per IM
BaOzIn (8:49:04 PM): I type one sentence per IM
BaOzIn (8:49:06 PM): ^_^
Papa n0eI (8:49:13 PM): well its exaggerated but its to make a point
BaOzIn (8:49:22 PM): as for smiley faces, sometimes it's alone and sometimes it's not
Papa n0eI (8:49:28 PM): ok
BaOzIn (8:49:28 PM): well sorry
Papa n0eI (8:49:35 PM): i'll talk to you later i've got work to do
BaOzIn (8:49:45 PM): I just type fast.. and you'll need to keep up with that
BaOzIn (8:49:46 PM): lol
BaOzIn (8:49:49 PM): sure

BaOzIn (8:50:00 PM): talk to you later
BaOzIn (8:50:21 PM): about plans in the future developments you need to to on the KD
Papa n0eI (8:50:48 PM): what?
BaOzIn (8:50:51 PM): ?
BaOzIn (8:50:54 PM): what?
Papa n0eI (8:50:58 PM): BaOzIn (8:50:21 PM): about plans in the future developments you need to to on the KD
Papa n0eI (8:51:35 PM): what does that mean
BaOzIn (8:51:40 PM): well nothing realy
BaOzIn (8:51:43 PM): *really
BaOzIn (8:52:07 PM): Have you planned out what we're going to do in the future right>?
Papa n0eI (8:52:10 PM): no what did u say?
Papa n0eI (8:52:18 PM): u meant something by it
Papa n0eI (8:52:20 PM): what did u mean by it
BaOzIn (8:52:41 PM): I mean what are you planning to tell us, what are we going to do?
BaOzIn (8:52:47 PM): War?
BaOzIn (8:52:51 PM): anything?
Papa n0eI (8:52:53 PM): I think i've stated taht
BaOzIn (8:53:00 PM): kill the inactives
Papa n0eI (8:53:02 PM): yes
Papa n0eI (8:53:05 PM): than we move on from there
BaOzIn (8:53:10 PM): but almost all the inactives are killed
Papa n0eI (8:53:14 PM): we have 5 inactives
Papa n0eI (8:53:19 PM): they are not almost all killed
BaOzIn (8:53:28 PM): have you planned out how to deal with certain conflicts like
Papa n0eI (8:53:34 PM): what conflicts
Papa n0eI (8:53:37 PM): the plan is clear
Papa n0eI (8:53:41 PM): there are no conflicts
BaOzIn (8:54:12 PM): (41:13)
Papa n0eI (8:54:20 PM): there are no plans for that kingdom
Papa n0eI (8:54:26 PM): they are too big surely you would know that
Papa n0eI (8:54:39 PM): i've gotta get to work but you sound very arrogant maybe thats not who u are or ur intention but its rude and i don't appreciate it. Anyway i shall see you around good luck
BaOzIn (8:54:50 PM): sorry
BaOzIn (8:55:18 PM): sometimes I'm like this.. annoying.. yes.. inquizzable.. yes... sadly
BaOzIn (8:55:25 PM): but I am who I am. ^_^
BaOzIn (8:55:29 PM): c ya

Catholic School Experience

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic School.

After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room and starts studying, Books and papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down for dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before.

This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books. With great trepidation, his mom looks at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math. She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his room and says: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"

Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head. "Well then." she replies, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms. WHAT was it?"

Little Tommy looks at her and says, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."


check out hte kingdom graphic 37:13

I am monarch....now to abuse my power.

http://www.miami.com/mld/miami/news/breaking_news/4665830.htm

12/03/2002

January 9th, YR6 Alas, the once proud province of Sifter (37:13) has collapsed and lies in ruins.

12/02/2002

hehe yeah but thats not exactly five seconds ... how long hve u had that jersey?

TheOtherWhiteMeat is now smaller than Le Repurgateur, the monarchy is open again, and I am hoping I have a third trade.

Sour, start rebuilding.

This is a very proud day for our people. Vengeance is indeed as sweet as they say.

Your forces arrive at TheOtherWhiteMeat (37:13), and battle begins quickly...

A tough battle took place, but we have managed a victory!
Your army has taken 23 new acres! 2 buildings survived and can be refitted to fit our needs. Taking full control of your new land will take 14 days. Your new land will be available on January 4th, YR6. 26 peasants also settled on your new lands.

We lost 124 Heros and 4 Elf Lords in this battle. 57 of our Heros have been trained into Elf Lords. Our forces will be again available on January 4th, YR6.
We killed about 90 enemy troops.

Your forces arrive at TheOtherWhiteMeat (37:13), and battle begins quickly...

A tough battle took place, but we have managed a victory!
Your army has taken 29 new acres! 3 buildings survived and can be refitted to fit our needs. Taking full control of your new land will take 14 days. Your new land will be available on January 4th, YR6. 7 peasants also settled on your new lands.

We lost 125 Heros and 4 Elf Lords in this battle. 58 of our Heros have been trained into Elf Lords. Our forces will be again available on January 4th, YR6.
We killed about 130 enemy troops.