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1/19/2002

Highest Networth 376,774 gc
Highest Land Area 2616 acres
Highest Honor 1488 points
Total Land Explored 1606
Total Attacks Made 19
Total Wins 16 (84.2%)
Wins Against Larger Opponents 7 (36.8%)
Average Relative Opponent Networth 88%
Total Land Gained in Combat 2844 acres
Attacks Suffered 23
Times Defeated 22 (95.7%)
Total Land Lost in Combat 2666 acres
Thievery Operations Attempted 380
Successful Thievery Operations 256 (67.4%)
Enemy Operations Attempted 122
Successful Enemy Operations 122 (100.0%)
Spells Attempted 435
Successful Spells 291 (66.9%)
Enemy Spells Attempted 21

i forgot to add what my current networth is... heheheheh 161k OH YEAH man is it hard to die in utopia especially when u want to. I keep growing when i just wwanna die hmm
Successful Enemy Spells 17 (81.0%)

1/18/2002

Highest Networth 149,456 gc
Highest Land Area 1036 acres
Highest Honor 1203 points
Total Land Explored 554
Total Attacks Made 40
Total Wins 35 (87.5%)
Wins Against Larger Opponents 18 (45.0%)
Average Relative Opponent Networth 91%
Total Land Gained in Combat 3206 acres
Attacks Suffered 45
Times Defeated 40 (88.9%)
Total Land Lost in Combat 3328 acres
Thievery Operations Attempted 645
Successful Thievery Operations 446 (69.1%)
Enemy Operations Attempted 202
Successful Enemy Operations 202 (100.0%)
Spells Attempted 187
Successful Spells 108 (57.8%)
Enemy Spells Attempted 72
Successful Enemy Spells 72 (100.0%)

i literally kicked the crap out this comp and then it just turned on and it worked


HAHAHAHAHAH ur province sucks and i still haven't died yet

damn utopia damn it!
Yes i'm not going to be active in utopia until i get really bored in like a year or so

1/17/2002

As the round comes to a close, I thought it might be intersting to share some of my province's current stats. The best numbers are in bold.

The Province of Holy Elven Bunkers (37:21)
[http://www.UtopiaTemple.com Angel v1.24 Beta]

Utopian Date: March 18th, YR11
RL Date: January 17th, 2002 (23:00 GMT)

Ruler Name: Mr. Qianlong the Warrior
Personality & Race: The Warrior, Elf
Land: 1,259 Acres
Money: 10,400gc
Food: 144,911 bushels
Runes: 2,267 runes
Population: 34,429 citizens (27.35 per Acre)
Peasants: 2,081 (100% Employed)
Jobs: 16,186 (39% Utilization)
Trade Balance: -100,675gc (0% tax rate)
Networth: 261,638 (207.81 per Acre)
Thieves+Wizards+Science Networth: 66,191gc

Thieves: 5,944 (4.72 per Acre / 56% Stealth)
Wizards: 3,151 (2.50 per Acre / 100% Mana)

Our Income9018gc 181,942gc 420,757gc
Our Expenses 10,953gc 197,154gc 269,791gc
Draft Costs 0gc 0gc 0gc
Net Change -1935gc -15,212gc +150,966gc

1/16/2002

Apparently I don't know even know the half of it.

Good to see you back. New comp or what?

IT WORKS HAHHAHAHA IT WORKS


okay

josh go back to work on wing designs

The Cult and the crazy girls stalking Etrain and Asia. Those two are going to end up either dead or married, and I don't see them winning in either.
i never heard that story

1/14/2002

Hell, herbivore, carnivore, the more bites, the better.

I watched Jurassic Park 3 this weekend with my aunts, Zach, and Scott. That was some movie. It was like the Parent Trap, but with dinosaurs. The Jurassic Parent Trap. While watching it, all I could think about was more people who deserved to be in that film and eaten by dinosaurs. The names I came up with:

Tea Leoni
William Macy
the boy, just because he survived alone for eight weeks. That ticks me off.
blah, blah, the writers, directors, etc., naturally
Mary Kay and Ashley Olsen. In case anyone actually takes the Jurassic Parent Trap idea serious.
The Jets Defense. Come on, they blew big time.
All descendants of Michael Crichton. The man himself is still too good to go, but he lost all rights to any future descendants for this one.
Michael J. Fox You go back in time 3 times, and still allow this movie to happen? No, sorry, dinosaur food.
The President of the United States, but only after the Secret Service saves his life from choking to death on a piece of pretzel.
The Cult and the crazy girls stalking Etrain and Asia. Those two are going to end up either dead or married, and I don't see them winning in either.
Charles Dickens. A Tale of Two Cities was good, but it could have been even better with dinosaurs.
Dean Mandell, but only if we get all his business and resources.
Ivan the Terrible. He was a crappy tsar, anyway. Maybe that other guy, too . .
Our server, and those magic little gnomes of the Pearl programming language.
People who believe themselves to be Super-saiyans, and this is a phenomena way beyond just Emilio.
Anyone who mocked Dante for wearing that crazy red cap.

People who came close, but did not quite make the cut:
Snarf from the Thundercats. Despite it all, you still have to love him.
The people who brought us Police Academy. David Spade was in the 2nd one??
Damn, I can't remember now.

Yeah, there are definitely more, but I'll think of them later.