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11/02/2002
Holy crap. 'Sall I can say.
ANTANANARIVO (Reuters) - Newly-crowned Madagascan champions AS Adema thrashed their opponents 149-0 in a
top national league soccer match after the opposition deliberately scored one own goal after another in
a protest over a refereeing decision.
Radio Madagascar reported Friday that Stade Olympique l'Emyrne scored the own goals against Adema as a
protest after SOE's coach Ratsimandresy RaCzarazaka lost his temper with the referee.
Spectators told the radio that following the row Thursday between RaCzarazaka and the referee at Adema's
home ground in the port of Toamasina, SOE repeatedly kicked the ball toward their own goal after each
kickoff and scored 149 own goals in the process.
Adema's players reportedly stood around looking bemused, doing nothing to stop the opposition from
self-destructing.
Radio Madagascar claimed the result represented a new world record score in a first class match.
SOE were last year's Malagasy champions who surprisingly won through to the second round of the African
Champions League this season. Adema clinched the Malagasy title last weekend.
Uh oh could it be? One of the worlds best national soccer teams coming to the US? Could it possibly be? Oh my. Argentina is gonna play the US, Mexico, Costa Rica, and Honduras one game a month starting early next year, and what better neutral ground to play all those teams then the US? US doesn't count cause when they play here its like they are playing away. Hmm maybe if i'm lucking they'll end up somewhere along the eastern seaboard and i'll go.
Paul whats the story? What happens to you?
Nope, means you get kicked out of college.
Now you kill yourself, because you have nothing left to live for.
11/01/2002
Yeah umm heres my official order with the possibility as many as 5 more. MAYBE
But so far this is what i want if Piang confirms that all nike jerseys are xl like US nike jersey.
Barcelona 02-03 away code BL-10 with text SAVIOLA and number 7 (there is no hero print code)
Inter Milan 02-03 with 9 CRESPO code IN-13N2 (code is for the hero printed)
Manchester Utd. With 4 VERON code MU-03N3 (code is for the hero printed)
The other jerseys would most likely be US jerseys but thats still up in the air. Also how do we work the money thing out? should we deposit it to an account( i think this is the best option unless theres another one thats as quick and requires no extra money)? And to who's? Also if theoreticly we do get the jersey order out by next friday and it atkes 3 weeks to get here that would be beginning of december. Who is gonna recieve the shipment? And what happens to us who want the shirts as soon as they arrive. (i think all of them should jst come to me and fuck all of you, but thats just me.) Maybe its best for josh to recieve them fi hes not dead, or maybe we should just have them sent to SOUR ANDERSEN and never get them. Either way if it arrives in way it would be arrivin close to thanksgiving if it does take 3 weeks so ....maybe jsut to me would indeed be better. hehehehehe. The point is the sooner we order them the more likely it will arrive for thanksgiving making it a heck of alot easier for everyone to get their jersey.
Also josh did u convince emilio to buy an adidas jersey with name/number? so we could see what its like.
I got spidey on dvd Time to go watch it.
10/31/2002
10/30/2002
One of the greatest musical artists of all times has died, Jam Master jay from run dmc.
why the fuck would they kill jam master jay fucking bastards. shot in the head in his queens studios. fucked up.
Courtesy of Efrain at Tufts:
> MMMMWAAHHHHH IT IS I THE GREAT PUMPKIN!!!!
>
> I have been lying in wait for an entire year and this Wednesday is my time
> to strike! Every Halloween morning when the good little boys and girls of
> Tufts wake up they are greeted by the sight of lovely bright orange
pumpkins
> on the rooftops of every building on campus! It is an amazing sight to be
> sure.
> For this magical event to happen I need minions!! And you my daring
> adventurers will be the elevators for my pumpkin children. I, THE GREAT
> PUMPKIN, NEED YOUR HELP
>
> Details:
> -this event will start at 10pm (Wed Oct 30th) , with carving and
organizing
> first and then the rooftop missions will depart.
> -it will go down at 56 Upland Street (Yellow house on the corner of Upland
> and Hillsdale) (Upland is the street to the left of Carpenter House off of
> Curtis St.)
> -some suggestions...dress in very dark clothes, put on freakish Halloween
> makeup, bring a backpack to carry your pumpkins, bring a knife so you can
> carve your pumpkins and adjust their shape so they stay on the roof.
> -a wide variety of danger is involved here, from easy to poop in the
pants.
> -no climbing experience required
> -bring friends
> -If you are captured I will disavow all knowledge of your existence.
>
Damn snow. Hate extreme cold weather. If I ever take over the world, I'm going to get FIFA to red card that, too. No snow south of Canada without explicit written permission, not implied oral consent.
NERV EMPIRE 14 :15. Good target, if you get to him in time. He keeps suiciding with all his troops. Man wants to die, so take a grab and help finish him quick, if you can.
Fuck games u have to keep paying for even after you PAID for it. FUCK THEM FUCK THEM TO HELL.
Anyway has anyone seen jackass? any commnets? Wanna know if i should spend 10 bucks on that or IMAX attack of the clones. Unless of course i can find a good version online.
10/29/2002
Fuck Phantasy star online. Fuck it. In fact i encourage everyone to encourage others to boycott it. Theres a montly fee. EAT ME!
WHY THE FUCK IS IT SNOWING OUTSIDE! WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD! JOSH YOU BETTER TAKE OVER BEFORE THERE"S NOTHING TO RULE.
achoo. yeah paul lost monarchy. the funny thing is they are doing everything we supposedly did wrong.
My moms watching channel 41 univision and they are playing some sort of stupid spic music i think merengue or something like that crap and the lyrics are "la vaca" repeated every 5 seconds. The guys is saying "the cow". have that shit stuck in my (la vaca!) head i just can't get (la vaca!) it of my head. ..
http://www.lucasarts.com/products/starwarstheclonewars/gallery.htm Clone wars looks amazingcheck out hte videos
10/28/2002
http://www.rebelscum.com/photo.asp?image=http://www.rebelscum.com/toys2/swkitjangofett.jpg
how cool is that?
Oh yeah i forogt to mention. Star wars: Clone wars, Star wars: Bounty hunter, and maybe Star wars: Jedi Knight 2
Fucking so many games i want to buy but i can only afford half. Half a game that is not half of what i want.
E not a chance to trade into that kingdom huh?
I plan on getting...Timesplitters 2, Fifa2003, Burnout 2 (whever that comes out) Metroid prime, maybe NBA live 2003 and a few other games i can't think of right now.
10/27/2002
I love adventures in doing laundry. I tried pouring bleach into the washer measuring by eye, and wouldn't you know it, a significant portion of the bottle ends up in the machine. The stupid fumes were overpowering, and damned everywhere. Even back in my room, that is all I can smell, feel, or think. You walk one step into the laundry room, and YOU CAN FEEL YOUR EYES BURNING. Arrrrgghh, my head hurts.
When I went back to the laundry room to move the clothes to the dryer, I found one empty dryer, and so I opened the door to be ready. When I walked over to my machine I found it had 4 minutes still left, and so I watched and waited for it to finish. In the meantime, I see this one guy walk into the room, and I know he wants my dryer. I'm watching him go over to a washer, pull out his clothes, and sure enough, he wants that dryer. Since his machine was right there next to it, I could only think of one way to stop this in time, open the washer, grab any article of clothing, and throw it into the open dryer before he got there. Unfortunately, the washer was in the final ultrafast spin cycle, and apparently laundry spinning really fast can hurt you. I think a button cut my finger or something. The guy could hear me cursing, but for the life of him could not understand why I was angry.
28:24 province name dog check that out
HEHEHEHEHE
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orwheeler man (37:13)
Delete June 1st, YR0
Mr. Shrye the Warrior POSTED THIS I'm reposting it to show how flawed his logic is. It is completly unedited and if he reads it himself i'm sure he'll agree.
Mr. Shrye the Warrior
Eruohini (37:13)
Greetings,
Allow me to introduce myself first, so you will at least be able to acknowledge my experience first: I'm a 20 year old bloke from Denmark, who created his first province back in 1998, in the first official Age of Utopia. I've played consistently till Age 8, where I decided to quit Utopia - later, in Age 11, I started playing again, as I was contacted and got offered a spot in Legoland (aka Sinless - the name we were holding when we all got deleted in Age 12)
Till the time where I joined Legoland, I have consistently been leading the kingdoms of which I've been playing in, getting them from the bottom kingdoms on the island, to the top5. After the Legoland incident, the majority of us went legit (many of us ending up legitly together with another from our previous SK) - myself included. Again, by taking interest in the individual person in the kingdom and helping them INDIVIDUALLY instead of simply slacking everyone off if they don't submit to your whip, they ended up with several provinces above 5k acres and none below 2k, from a previous position where the largest of them barely could hold onto 1k - not to mention, that they actually began enjoying to log on more often, not to mention that they were /thinking/ on their own, always asking questions as to "how", "why", "wouldn't /this/ be better?".
Due to time restraints and losing interest in the game, I quit Utopia two ages ago - returning to the game two days ago. Now, to the leadership of this kingdom:
I got no whatsoever clue what's going on in your mind, however your decisions and actions is becomming more and more ridiculous. You demand that people post in a certain thread, or else they're labelled inactive - no matter what their current status is, or without even trying to take contact with them through in-game messages.
Let me tell you this: You'll get nowhere with your shoot-first/ask-later policy, there'll be no one who will enjoy playing in a kingdom being run like Stalin's third nephew would do. Nor are you likely to get any good players this way either - 99% of them cheat back into top50 kingdoms anyway and the last remaining 1% will take offense in the way you're running this dictatorship.
In other words; Either you change your attitude, take an active role in leading the kingdom (having your page fill in for you while yourself is semi-inactive? hah!) and teaching everyone /individually/ on how to become, not only a better at managing their province, but also on how to become a better teamplayer - or, you'll deal with the consequences.
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Oh, and before doing anything stupid, like deleting this thread: It's a common trick made by dictators, to moderate those who doesn't hold up to the same opinions as yourself - therefore, I've saved a copy of this post. Should it be deleted, I'll upload it on my website and send everyone in the kingdom a message, containing the url to it.
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Leyla yo Sed,
- Mr. Shrye the Warrior
Eruohini (37:13)
May 24th, YR0
I seem to have forgotten to mention this:
Taking out unwanted provinces *THIS* early? Even some of the worst strategists is able to acknowledge that the early stage of the game is the most important one, when it comes to success. However, seeing that you ain't cleaning out inactives yourself, I begin to doubt your sincerity towards the others - you're securing your own province from the rest, while they're doing something which ain't in the interest of the kingdom in terms of success.
- The Heroic Mr. jordan
forwheeler man (37:13)
Delete June 2nd, YR0
Now to show how flawed his logic is.
- Taking interest in individual provinces is all very nice and peachy but it does you no good if they have no interest in getting help. They show this by not reading/participating in the forums AND by not growing. If someone needs help thats what the forums are for. Thats what messaging is for. Its really easy. Your pointing something out that is obvious and DOES NOT APPLY TO WHAT IS HAPPENING.
- In game messaging to alert people of posting in the forums should not be necessary. Any player of any online game with forums knows by logic to post in them. Either to check in see whats up and to say hi or just to see if the direction of the kingdom and what they can do to help. ESPECIALLY IF THERE IS A FORUM ENTITLED INACTIVES
- Our monarchs actions are clear. No province that is inactive or EVEN semi inactive can grow so quickly and efficiently as he has.
- The only semi inactive person is you. These are your only post. Your arguement has less credibility when you do not do as you tell others to do.
- When you say "you will suffer the consequences" you mean you and your multiple provinces will come and get the entire kingdom? You should not be cheating.
- If you notice the only one declared inactive is DRAGONS MIST. There was a reason for that. He was land fat and not growing and has never made an attack and is now suffering attacks. He never posted and NEVER appeared in the paper. So i stress that you should not speak before knowing the facts. Your previous expierience is filled with cheating and multiple provinces. You destroyed your own credibility and you expect people to believe you? To trust you? That you know what you are talking about?
- Wonderful story about your life. But no one cares. If you ahve a problem with this kingdom then get out. It's really easy. Lookat you, you JUST started playing this round. Your still under protection. I don't know but for someone who likes to play utopia and played it often you seemed to have join the game late this age. Not to mention you are growing pretty slow.
I'm sure the monarch will have something funny as heck to say about this.
- The Heroic Mr. jordan
Eruohini (37:13)
Delete June 4th, YR0
Lets see... You delete my thread, and re-post it - why? Better not let others start threads, it might hurt other more "prominent" players self-projected image. If you wish to debate, then do it in the thread *I* re-create.
Hah... Any whatsoever "rights" given to you surely is mis-placed.
- Mr. Shrye the Warrior
Paradise hunter (37:13)
Delete June 5th, YR0
Yo Maybe it isn't me to say but Shrye he has a point, what is the use of talking about that the way you did??? You have no idee what's going on in this kd and the monarch is good, on the other hand you have sertain points that seems logick, but you have lost your belevabilety to say that you have CHEATEND your way in the top 5 so think about that
- The Great Mr. Pinpointer
TheOtherWhiteMeat (37:13)
Delete June 7th, YR0
Cheating is only relative. Trading accounts to play with your friends is against the rules. But it's not that much of a crime. Plus our own beloved monarch already suggested giving him the account info if someone here decided to leave. Now and that our own selfchosen god given king De Cock...
As for mr. Jordan, you really are pathetic. You still judge people on their nw on how good a player they are. Then why am I not monarch? It's good to have a different opinion, however you are just plain ignorant.
- Mr. Jules the Sorcerer
forwheeler man (37:13)
Delete June 11th, YR0
You are not a monarch beause you are a land farm. You do not know how to play. You simply build defenses only and grow that way. You are a cowardly player. I dunno but i think that makes the monarch BETTER when you have 250 or more acres than him and the SAME networth. Maybe its just me but i think THATS OBVIOUS.
- The Heroic Mr. jordan
forwheeler man (37:13)
Delete June 12th, YR0
Your thread was deledted ONCE again because it has no place in the forums. Your argument is flawed and is dealt with point by point with my previous post.
Once again if you can't deal with this than LEAVE.
- The Heroic Mr. jordan
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Damn last night was perfect for warcraft. The clocks went back an hour but noooo joshs computer must always lag and drop out of games. oh well. Inter games was ok. The first hafl was horrible. Second was much better but it was still decent . Now to watch River vs boca at 2 followed by Lazio vs Roma afterwards.
That's a problem you have on your hands. I'm feeling a full revolt followed by some royal executions. Or is it worse if they just remove your power?
Making headway on the paper. Hopefully, I'll be done soon so I know what my thesis is. At this point, I really have no clue.
Hey paul we might have a mutiny on our hands. this guy messaged everyone and posted this in the forum which i erased. But i reposted pointing out how wrong he is on everything.
Greetings,
Allow me to introduce myself first, so you will at least be able to acknowledge my experience first: I'm a 20 year old bloke from Denmark, who created his first province back in 1998, in the first official Age of Utopia. I've played consistently till Age 8, where I decided to quit Utopia - later, in Age 11, I started playing again, as I was contacted and got offered a spot in Legoland (aka Sinless - the name we were holding when we all got deleted in Age 12)
Till the time where I joined Legoland, I have consistently been leading the kingdoms of which I've been playing in, getting them from the bottom kingdoms on the island, to the top5. After the Legoland incident, the majority of us went legit (many of us ending up legitly together with another from our previous SK) - myself included. Again, by taking interest in the individual person in the kingdom and helping them INDIVIDUALLY instead of simply slacking everyone off if they don't submit to your whip, they ended up with several provinces above 5k acres and none below 2k, from a previous position where the largest of them barely could hold onto 1k - not to mention, that they actually began enjoying to log on more often, not to mention that they were /thinking/ on their own, always asking questions as to "how", "why", "wouldn't /this/ be better?".
Due to time restraints and losing interest in the game, I quit Utopia two ages ago - returning to the game two days ago. Now, to the leadership of this kingdom:
I got no whatsoever clue what's going on in your mind, however your decisions and actions is becomming more and more ridiculous. You demand that people post in a certain thread, or else they're labelled inactive - no matter what their current status is, or without even trying to take contact with them through in-game messages.
Let me tell you this: You'll get nowhere with your shoot-first/ask-later policy, there'll be no one who will enjoy playing in a kingdom being run like Stalin's third nephew would do. Nor are you likely to get any good players this way either - 99% of them cheat back into top50 kingdoms anyway and the last remaining 1% will take offense in the way you're running this dictatorship.
In other words; Either you change your attitude, take an active role in leading the kingdom (having your page fill in for you while yourself is semi-inactive? hah!) and teaching everyone /individually/ on how to become, not only a better at managing their province, but also on how to become a better teamplayer - or, you'll deal with the consequences.
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Oh, and before doing anything stupid, like deleting this thread: It's a common trick made by dictators, to moderate those who doesn't hold up to the same opinions as yourself - therefore, I've saved a copy of this post. Should it be deleted, I'll upload it on my website and send everyone in the kingdom a message, containing the url to it.
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Leyla yo Sed,
- Mr. Shrye the Warrior
Eruohini (37:13)
Delete May 24th, YR0
I seem to have forgotten to mention this:
Taking out unwanted provinces *THIS* early? Even some of the worst strategists is able to acknowledge that the early stage of the game is the most important one, when it comes to success. However, seeing that you ain't cleaning out inactives yourself, I begin to doubt your sincerity towards the others - you're securing your own province from the rest, while they're doing something which ain't in the interest of the kingdom in terms of success.
- Mr. Shrye the Warrior
Damn it, I hate Theodicy.
To summarize Plantinga, an omnipotent God can create World W containing a situation, referred to as S’, where person P is free to perform action A or action A’ (the negation of action A). In such a case, an omnipotent God knows which choice actualizes (even if P does not know). So if God creates an alternate world W’ which includes S’, he already knows P chooses A, and so S’, being the free choice of either, is not actualized. The same problem exists if God knows P chooses A’. If A is a moral choice, then an omnipotent God cannot create a world containing only moral good with no morally evil acts, and still keep free will. However, remember that God is free in respects to creating P and whether or not P is free to chose either A or A’ at time t.
I can't even understand my own writing anymore, can you?
