heh i explored 130 acres acidently with one of my startup provinces. I have 411 acres and 28k networth. Are 1000 elites with another k enough to protect it. I hope so because i have no money to build on it.

heh i explored 130 acres acidently with one of my startup provinces. I have 411 acres and 28k networth. Are 1000 elites with another k enough to protect it. I hope so because i have no money to build on it.

utopia whats utopia? OH SHIT I FORGOT!

Fuck me i don't have enough i came up short fucking shit i hate tax motherfuckers

i'm gonna have to buy the fucking gc without a game god damn it oh well i 'll rent one

Does anyone know what the hell is happening with this war?!? What's going on??
How about that John Walker? What was an American doing fighting for the Taliban?
I really need to look into this . . .

hehehhehe you have 5k of your soldiers out and 6k home i could crush you twice

yes yes u will get retaled on cause i know where u are now

Your forces arrive at FaLaS (36:21), and battle begins quickly...

A tough battle took place, but we have managed a victory!
Your army has taken 123 new acres! Taking full control of your new land will take 14 days. Your new land will be available on February 10th, YR6. 656 peasants also settled on your new lands.

We lost 53 Soldiers and 371 Elf Lords in this battle. Our forces will be again available on February 10th, YR6.
We killed about 530 enemy troops.

Whoops. Those are going to need an update.

Sir Qianlong the Warrior, it is my job to keep track of our history and some of our greatest moments. Below are some of the measures I have been tracking over time.

Highest Networth 193,474 gc
Highest Land Area 1264 acres
Highest Honor 1088 points
Total Land Explored 778
Total Attacks Made 10
Total Wins 8 (80.0%)
Wins Against Larger Opponents 5 (50.0%)
Average Relative Opponent Networth 93%
Total Land Gained in Combat 411 acres
Attacks Suffered 6
Times Defeated 5 (83.3%)
Total Land Lost in Combat 296 acres
Thievery Operations Attempted 155
Successful Thievery Operations 93 (60.0%)
Enemy Operations Attempted 13
Successful Enemy Operations 13 (100.0%)
Spells Attempted 84
Successful Spells 71 (84.5%)
Enemy Spells Attempted 2
Successful Enemy Spells 2 (100.0%)

Your forces arrive at Kalprucian Forest (18:9), and battle begins quickly...

A tough battle took place, but we have managed a victory!
Your army has taken 145 new acres! Taking full control of your new land will take 18 days. Your new land will be available on February 6th, YR6. 777 peasants also settled on your new lands.

We lost 2 Soldiers, 252 Swordsmen, and 146 Knights in this battle. Our forces will be again available on February 6th, YR6.
We killed about 300 enemy troops.

i can see me losing 245 acres as a result of this.
WHY CANT I LEARN!!!

heh too bad YOU NEVER DID IT!!!!!!

yes indeed it is

being admin is fun

hehehhehehehe

yo national lampoons christmas vacation has got to be the funniest chrismas movie followed closely by a christmas story.

December 10, 1983

Almost eighteen years to the day!!

Because my brother's birthday is December 8, and I am December 10, December 9 is a traditional joint celebration date.

Few more hours and it will be eighteen years of life for Joshua Michael Tesoriero

Oh yeah its josh's B DAY TODAY so i forgot to tell him fuck you too

well fuck you

and happy b day especially since when i asked if i could drop by to play gamecube u sign off heheheheeh i'll get you back

Josh got gamecube with smash bros

Now it will be my turn

where is big pimpin he never responds to his IMs and there is never an away message and it never goes idle fuckin bitch