heheh if sour does everyone i know will have a gamecube
The Blog at the End of the Universe
TO MEXICO! AND TO FREEDOM!!
12/22/2001
I find it pretty damn funny that even though he has only played Smash Bros once at my place, Sour is one of the highest rankings for Falls, Suicides, and Most Damage Taken.
Hey Sour, you going to get Gamecube as that big Christmas gift?
12/21/2001
12/20/2001
i just got fifa then when i came home my mom asked if i wanted anything for christmas any big gift cause it would be my last real christmas with college and all. i could think about was the fifty dollars i just spent on fifa, instead of buying a gift.
Oh well more money for me thats the real meaning of chistmas.
12/19/2001
The Blog at the End of the Universe
Your forces arrive at Glitter and Gold (37:21), and battle begins quickly...
Our army has emerged victorious on the battlefield!
Your army has taken 176 new acres! Taking full control of your new land will take 24 days. Your new land will be available on March 18th, YR7. 1059 peasants also settled on your new lands.
We lost 689 Elf Lords in this battle. Our forces will be again available on March 18th, YR7.
We killed about 540 enemy troops.
12/18/2001
I have fifa soccer in my possesion for teh period of five days for gamecube
It is the most astonishing game i have ever played
I am in awe
Now to return to fifa
oh and i'd like to thank blockbuster for their mere existence and there vastly deep pockets because they have like every single gamcube game outhtrere
Messge to my regent, when someone told him I was multi who retaled on someone (I think it was really Mehul, who will stop at nothing to make sure I do not complete a round, but anyways . .):
Wow! That's some coincidence.
Death Angel UA was just unlucky enough to be one of the most landfat bastards out there. I admit, though, I have been playing only half-heartedly lately. So you guys want to give me a few days, and then battle to the death, me vs the kingdom? You feeling it?
P.S. Do you happen to have any spare bushels? I can send runes or gc if you want.
P.P.S. You know how many provinces have the word Elven in it??? It's crazy . .
Military Intelligence on Glitter and Gold (37:21)
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Ruler & Race: Mr. Zane, Elf
Personality: Merchant
Total Attack Points: 105,469
Total Defense Points: 92,294
** Standing Army (At Home) **
Soldiers: 1492 (2984 offense and defense)
Elf Lords: 17,862 (89,310 offense and defense)
War Horses: 13,175 (up to 13,175 additional offense)
Total Attack points: 105,469
Total Defense points: 92,294
** Troops in Training **
Elf Lords: 237 (1185 offense and defense)
Next 10 hours: 26 22 21 17 19 23 26 22 16
The Province Of Glitter and Gold (37:21)
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Utopian Date: January 19th, YR7
Ruler Name: The Wealthy Mr. Zane.
Personality & Race: The Merchant, Elf
Land: 1435 Acres
Money: 6,280,057gc
Food: 125,909 bushels
Runes: 30,480 runes
Population: 38,677 citizens (26.95 per Acre)
Peasants: 19,383 (100% Employed)
Jobs: 20,873 (95% Utilization)
Trade Balance: -38,952gc (0.00% tax rate)
Networth: 229,000 (159.58 per Acre)
Thieves+Wizards+Science Networth: 23,221gc
Soldiers: 1243 (49.9% estimated draft rate)
Heroes: 0
Archers: 0
Elf Lords: 14,885 (74,425 offense and defense)
War-Horses: 15,500 (up to 15,500 additional offense)
Total Attack points: 92,411 (64.40 per Acre)
Practical (30% elites): 30,522 (17.29 per Acre)
Total Defense points: 76,911 (53.60 per Acre)
Practical (70% elites): 54,584 (38.04 per Acre)
Maximum Possible Thieves: 4222 (2.94 per Acre)
Estimated Thieves Number: 3166 (2.21 per Acre)
Maximum Possible Wizards: 4222 (2.94 per Acre)
Estimated Wizards Number: 1002 (0.70 per Acre)
This province has not been attacked recently.
** Thievery Advisor: **
Money: 6978 thieves to steal 439,603gc
Food: 454 thieves to steal 45,327 bushels
Runes: 508 thieves to steal 9143 runes
Peasants: 2178 thieves to kidnap 581 peasants
Soldiers: 150 thieves to kill 149 soldiers
Arson: 501 thieves to burn 2 homes
Scorched Planet 37 (37:21) Kingdom Analysis
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** Statistics **
Provinces in Kingdom: 25 (2 dead)
Total Land: 18,206 Acres (Average: 792 Acres)
Total Networth: 2,509,700gc (Average: 109,117gc)
Average Networth per Acre: 137.85gc
Dragon Cost: 4,391,975gc
Reduce 1% of Dragon: 838 soldiers
Dragon Send Range: 2,007,760gc - 3,011,640gc
** Races **
Elf: 11 (44%)
Human: 5 (20%)
Avian: 4 (16%)
Halfling: 2 (8%)
Dwarf: 1 (4%)
Orc: 1 (4%)
Faery: 1 (4%)
** Land **
1. Glitter and Gold [EL] - 1,432 Acres (7.9%)
2. Ming Dinasty [AV] - 1,421 Acres (7.8%)
3. RJs Province [HA] - 1,365 Acres (7.5%)
4. Holy Elven Bunkers [EL] - 1,309 Acres (7.2%)
5. The power of avian [AV] - 1,267 Acres (7%)
6. Anduran [HU] - 1,214 Acres (6.7%)
7. TheMirkwood [EL] - 987 Acres (5.4%)
8. Lonely Mountain Army [HU] - 978 Acres (5.4%)
9. Gracards [EL] - 952 Acres (5.2%)
10. id rather be better [EL] - 917 Acres (5%)
11. Cumalot [OR] - 864 Acres (4.7%)
12. The Drunken Inn [HU] - 815 Acres (4.5%)
13. Berq [EL] - 582 Acres (3.2%)
14. Dudettes [HU] - 545 Acres (3%)
15. Darigaazs Caldera [EL] - 523 Acres (2.9%)
16. Ultima Aggressors [HU] - 493 Acres (2.7%)
17. Rakvattnet [AV] - 451 Acres (2.5%)
18. Mountains of Keil [DW] - 432 Acres (2.4%)
19. The AMD Corps [AV] - 425 Acres (2.3%)
20. Terranigma [EL] - 377 Acres (2.1%)
21. Adarkar [FA] - 351 Acres (1.9%)
22. Valdemar [EL] - 281 Acres (1.5%)
23. The stone fist [EL] - 225 Acres (1.2%)
** Networth **
1. Glitter and Gold [EL] - 229,949gc (9.2%)
2. Ming Dinasty [AV] - 205,608gc (8.2%)
3. Holy Elven Bunkers [EL] - 203,879gc (8.1%)
4. The power of avian [AV] - 197,834gc (7.9%)
5. RJs Province [HA] - 195,430gc (7.8%)
6. Anduran [HU] - 157,658gc (6.3%)
7. Cumalot [OR] - 138,472gc (5.5%)
8. Lonely Mountain Army [HU] - 138,270gc (5.5%)
9. TheMirkwood [EL] - 137,452gc (5.5%)
10. Gracards [EL] - 129,991gc (5.2%)
11. The Drunken Inn [HU] - 113,479gc (4.5%)
12. id rather be better [EL] - 99,667gc (4%)
13. Dudettes [HU] - 95,632gc (3.8%)
14. Berq [EL] - 73,157gc (2.9%)
15. The AMD Corps [AV] - 65,209gc (2.6%)
16. Darigaazs Caldera [EL] - 63,571gc (2.5%)
17. Mountains of Keil [DW] - 55,508gc (2.2%)
18. Ultima Aggressors [HU] - 53,992gc (2.2%)
19. Rakvattnet [AV] - 42,074gc (1.7%)
20. Adarkar [FA] - 34,849gc (1.4%)
21. Terranigma [EL] - 33,455gc (1.3%)
22. Valdemar [EL] - 27,932gc (1.1%)
23. The stone fist [EL] - 16,632gc (0.7%)
** Networth per Acre **
1. Dudettes [HU] - 175.47gc
2. Glitter and Gold [EL] - 160.58gc
3. Cumalot [OR] - 160.27gc
4. The power of avian [AV] - 156.14gc
5. Holy Elven Bunkers [EL] - 155.75gc
6. The AMD Corps [AV] - 153.43gc
7. Ming Dinasty [AV] - 144.69gc
8. RJs Province [HA] - 143.17gc
9. Lonely Mountain Army [HU] - 141.38gc
10. TheMirkwood [EL] - 139.26gc
11. The Drunken Inn [HU] - 139.24gc
12. Gracards [EL] - 136.55gc
13. Anduran [HU] - 129.87gc
14. Mountains of Keil [DW] - 128.49gc
15. Berq [EL] - 125.7gc
16. Darigaazs Caldera [EL] - 121.55gc
17. Ultima Aggressors [HU] - 109.52gc
18. id rather be better [EL] - 108.69gc
19. Valdemar [EL] - 99.4gc
20. Adarkar [FA] - 99.28gc
21. Rakvattnet [AV] - 93.29gc
22. Terranigma [EL] - 88.74gc
23. The stone fist [EL] - 73.92gc
** Ranks **
1. RJs Province [HA] - King
2. Ming Dinasty [AV] - Lord
3. Gracards [EL] - Knight
3. Ultima Aggressors [HU] - Knight
3. TheMirkwood [EL] - Lady
3. Terranigma [EL] - Knight
3. Anduran [HU] - Knight
3. Valdemar [EL] - Knight
3. The power of avian [AV] - Knight
3. Cumalot [OR] - Knight
3. The stone fist [EL] - Knight
3. Adarkar [FA] - Knight
3. Holy Elven Bunkers [EL] - Knight
3. The Drunken Inn [HU] - Knight
3. Lonely Mountain Army [HU] - Knight
3. The AMD Corps [AV] - Knight
3. Rakvattnet [AV] - Knight
3. Berq [EL] - Knight
3. Darigaazs Caldera [EL] - Knight
20. id rather be better [EL] - Peasant
20. Mountains of Keil [DW] - Peasant
20. Glitter and Gold [EL] - Peasant
20. Dudettes [HU] - Peasant
** Miscellaneous **
DEAD: killchopchop [HA]
DEAD: chylskys [EL]
12/17/2001
hmmm. that could be a problem
how about finding an abandoned warehouse kick out the bums and use it as an office with zany adventures involving hot chicks
scratch that screw the warehouse just the hot chicks
for me to pimp
scratch that
FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!!
dammit my immune system kicks ass
Oh, that's right . .
In my ardor to recruit a web design client, I agreed to see a potential client traveling from upstate for a meeting at some undetermined time on Wednesday. In addition to any slight problems that may incur, I also entirely forgot THAT I HAVE NO OFFICE.
DANG.
12/16/2001
I think yesterday my streak of luck was slightly daunted, though not entirely. I spent several hours sitting in the cold and wandering Times Square while Andrew and E-train went to see the Broadway show Rent. Sophia could not attend, and then we lost the other two tickets we could have won, so I was the only person who could not get into the show. However, I still consider it a fair accomplishment I successfully planned for any tickets at all. At least someone got what they wanted yesterday.
