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12/21/2002

Shouldn't you be at a party or in trouble or something??

yeah i'm gonna be up all night. cable company added channels galore. I like this on demand stuff. I go to hbo and choose what movie i want to see and watch it and puase it and rewind it. i can choose like 30 different movies...yeah definately an all nighter.

12/20/2002

yeah definately killing dungeon he has the power of two votes and put them on dragons. so he dies. Sour keep attacking DEMONS CITY he has a vote for dragons as well. hehehe this fun...all his votes are belong to us. garr look at the time.

lol CAMORANESI is getting called for argentien national team by bielsa out of spite apprently to deny him the chance to play for ITALY. HAHAHAHAHHAHA funny.

looook at this threat lol

On April 1st, YR8, we received this note...
To My Hated Enemy King Kumbakarna
Touch Dragons of Heaven and you'll have to answer to me and this Kingdom.

I'm debating with myself wether or not to just kill you from what Dragons of Heaven has told me.

Unless you present me some evidence that you don't do the things he says, kiss your province good-bye.
Signed, Sir Diablo the Warrior of Hells Demons (1:18)

hahah so i laughed in his face and messaged his monarch guess what the monarch told me!

On April 2nd, YR8, we received this note...
To The Honorable King Kumbakarna
I have not a single relation with that province, if Hells Demons does what he says, me and my KD will make sure he gets razed, we don't want no multi's in our KD.
Signed, King Kuja the Rogue of Volrath (1:18)

AND

To The Honorable King Kumbakarna
I put it in the forum that he had to make a choice, if he was a friend of the person, do not take mutliple actions against anyone, do not threaten with our KD.

And if he was a multi he could better just leave and have fun in his own utopia world which consists of his lame little world of multi provinces.
Signed, King Kuja the Rogue of Volrath (1:18)

U guys need to read kd forum. and paul don't erase dragons heavens rebuttal. i want to wreck him. i won't attack him like i messaged josh i would but i'm gonna attack dungeon zero. i wanna see how empty dragons threat is. I want to make him look like a fool in the forums and if i convince people to believe me we buy more time...if not it opens up a spot for mike to run for monarchy.

LOL BaOzIn (12:00:28 AM): please explain.
BaOzIn (12:00:56 AM): please explain what on earth you are doing
BaOzIn (12:04:55 AM): Even though your friend has been killed by two guys from your KD, you have no right to bring in your personal problems into the game.
BaOzIn (12:05:09 AM): Everyone dies in the game, and you can always start over
BaOzIn (12:05:57 AM): But if you decide to bring in this personal problem, which you shouldn't have, but you did. You have made a wrong move to this KD
BaOzIn (12:06:46 AM): The KD is in total chaos now because of what? and why? Because of you! You and 2 others gang- banged one guy because he and theotherwhite meat killed your friend.
BaOzIn (12:07:33 AM): Then you decide to lie about dungeon zero- him thefting you. You should show some decent proof on when.
BaOzIn (12:07:44 AM): From what you did. was unacceptable
BaOzIn (12:07:59 AM): Step down from you kingship now, or face the consequences
BaOzIn (12:09:21 AM): The only thing that you saw that dungeon zero did was send aid to a needy person who needed aid from a brutal assult from a sensitive person who turns out to be the king of this certain KD.
BaOzIn (12:10:47 AM): Then you call him a traitor for what he did. Bull Shit!
BaOzIn (12:10:59 AM): then you lie about other things
BaOzIn (12:11:14 AM): You do not deserve to be king
BaOzIn (12:11:58 AM): You hear me?! You do not deserve to be king.
BaOzIn (12:12:04 AM): You know why?
BaOzIn (12:14:23 AM): 1.) You attacked someone without reasoning.
2.) You attacked someone without reasoning without proof.
3.) You betrayed your own KD.
4.) You put your KD into chaos
5.) You put your personal problems into the KD where you shouldn't have.
BaOzIn (12:14:46 AM): And if you have personal conflicts, don't bring it in the KD.
BaOzIn (12:14:58 AM): as in when your friend had died
BaOzIn (12:15:16 AM): well oh well.. he died.. so what? he can always start over.
BaOzIn (12:28:19 AM): You can't just ignore me
BaOzIn (12:28:24 AM): You know I'm right
BaOzIn (12:28:42 AM): You know you had brought your problems into the KD
BaOzIn (12:29:07 AM): and that's why you called Le Reprugateur, and dungeon zero a betraitor
BaOzIn (12:29:55 AM): You despicable idiotic person. You do not. I repeat. You do not have the right, or privilege to be the monarch. You do not know how to be a monarch.
BaOzIn (12:30:30 AM): You should step down, and let someone experienced enough to be monarch
BaOzIn (12:30:59 AM): And if you do anything against me without reasoning, you will face the consequences.
BaOzIn (12:43:45 AM): If you tell the others that I had thefted from you, and I am considered as one of the traitors.. you should provide some evidence. I don't even want to hear you say, my words are the evidence.
BaOzIn (12:44:05 AM): your words are complete false and lies, it's bunch of bull shit
BaOzIn (12:44:40 AM): you dirty sack of bum. why have you not responded to me?
BaOzIn (12:45:00 AM): is it because what I say is true, and that you don't want to face it.
BaOzIn (12:46:13 AM): You Triggutary. You have NO right to be king.
BaOzIn (12:48:20 AM): Face it! if you hit me, without reasoning of what you say.. You WILL BE SCREWED! I repeat. YOU WILL BE SCREWED!!! And if I do, YOU WILL BE SCREWED!!!
BaOzIn (12:49:08 AM): SO becareful of what you do. make one false move, you will be screwed
BaOzIn (12:49:19 AM): and WHAM! no turn backs
BaOzIn (12:51:36 AM): and if I find out in the paper tomorrow. that you had hit the other people, and you wouldn't leave any of them alone. Your outcome and the others who does this will be.. .
BaOzIn (12:51:59 AM): Don't think I'm bluffing.. I have my ways through this game
BaOzIn (12:52:41 AM): SO WHAT FOR YOUR BACK! AND FOR WHAT YOU DO!!
BaOzIn (12:52:59 AM): hope you have a nice day.
good bye.
BaOzIn signed off at 12:53:10 AM.

12/19/2002

lol INS is getting more clever...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=564&u=/nm/20021219/ts_nm/attack_immigration_dc_3&printer=1

12/18/2002

Forum control?

LOL BAD BOYS 2 TRAILER AND TERMINATOR 3 LOL

12/17/2002

You know, in regards to Operation Blitzkrieg, these fools may not even realize they are in danger.

i am gay
this is andrew sayign this

not paul who is struggling to keep typing

the idea that it is me, i mean paul typing this while fending off and rew is prepostre

HAHAAHA I HIT YOU!!!! AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!! TRY TO KILL ME!!! HIT ME BACK IF YOU DARE!!!! HAHAHAHAHA !!!!
HIT ME!!! TRY IT!!!!!
I ONLY COME BACK FOR YOU!!!! AND NEXT TIME I WILL KILL YOU!! TROOPS IN TRAINING!!!! HOW MANY HOURS TILL I GET YOU?????
HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
DO IT!!!!!!
COWARD!!!!!


Military Intelligence on Ungwe (37:13)

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[http://www.UtopiaTemple.com Angel v1.38 Beta 2]

Ruler Name: The Wise Lord Raven
Personality & Race: The Sage, Human
Total Attack points: 37,943
Total Defense points: 65,130

** Standing Army (At Home) **
Swordsmen: 314 (1,256 offense points)
Archers: 13,008 (52,032 defense points)
Knights: 10 (50 offense / 60 defense)
War Horses: 173 (up to 173 additional offense)
Total Attack points: 1,479
Total Defense points: 52,092

** Armies #2/#3/#4/#5 (Back in 3:34 hours) **
Soldiers: 96 (192 offense and defense)
Swordsmen: 5,574 (22,296 offense points)
Knights: 2,141 (10,705 offense / 12,846 defense)
War Horses: 3,271
Total Attack points: 36,464
Total Defense points: 13,038
Captured Land: 114 Acres

** Troops in Training **
Swordsmen: 214 (856 offense points)
Next 13 hours: 16 18 13 14 18 16 12 11 14 18 12 19 15
Archers: 150 (600 defense points)
Next 15 hours: 12 9 10 10 14 12 12 8 11 12 8 12 12 8 0
Knights: 3 (15 offense / 18 defense)
Next 22 hours: 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

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yes paul we can see he lives in jersey. shh or i will break the blog to make it impossible to post

That looks like it could be the funniest piece of sacrilege I have seen. Bruce Almighty. You know you have to see it if the pope gives it two thumbs up, or the equivalent number of excommunications thereof.

12/16/2002

[http://www.UtopiaTemple.com All-in-One v2.16]

** Legend **
¤¤ Intra-Kingdom Conflict
!!! Actions against our Kingdom
&& Actions by our Kingdom
>> Relations News
*!* Dragon News
@ Obituaries
$$ Aid

** June YR7 **

&& 1st: Quebec City (11:13) razed
..............Brother Voodoo (20:13): 43 acres.
!!! 1st: UERMMMC 2004A (2:1) attacked
..............69 Fillers (11:13): 103 acres.
!!! 1st: Willow Hand (15:4) attacked
..............Mt Fartopia II (11:13): 211 acres.
!!! 1st: Skyline Pigeon (20:13) attacked
..............Master of Mythology (11:13): 216 acres.
$$ 2nd: Sacrosanct (11:13) sent aid
..............to Mt Fartopia II (11:13).
$$ 2nd: Sacrosanct (11:13) sent aid
..............to Mt Fartopia II (11:13).
$$ 3rd: United Lands (11:13) sent aid
..............to Mt Fartopia II (11:13).
&& 3rd: MT Lua Pele (11:13) attacked
..............Skyline Pigeon (20:13): 78 acres.
$$ 4th: CGI Error (11:13) sent aid
..............to Mt Fartopia II (11:13).
&& 6th: Willow Marsh (11:13) attacked
..............Brother Voodoo (20:13): 84 acres.
!!! 8th: Realm of Comrades (20:31) attacked
..............Mt Fartopia II (11:13): 132 acres.
&& 12th: Quebec City (11:13) attacked
..............Realm of Comrades (20:31): 100 acres.
$$ 13th: CGI Error (11:13) sent aid
..............to Shadow Storm (11:13).
$$ 13th: CGI Error (11:13) sent aid
..............to Mt Fartopia II (11:13).
&& 13th: CGI Error (11:13) attacked
..............Realm of Comrades (20:31): 100 acres.
&& 13th: Brigany (11:13) attacked
..............hicksville (40:16): 17 acres.
&& 13th: Brigany (11:13) massacred
..............hicksville (40:16): 91 people.
&& 14th: Sacrosanct (11:13) failed to attack
..............Brother Voodoo (20:13).
&& 15th: An Unknown Province from 11:13 failed to attack
..............Brother Voodoo (20:13).
$$ 15th: Willow Marsh (11:13) sent aid
..............to Smiley Town (11:13).
!!! 15th: Giulesti (23:13) attacked
..............Bezymianny (11:13): 112 acres.
&& 16th: Willow Marsh (11:13) failed to attack
..............Dominus Myrdraalia (20:13).
&& 17th: Master of Mythology (11:13) attacked
..............Trekland ER (9:13): 71 acres.
&& 20th: Hopkinsia (11:13) failed to attack
..............Brother Voodoo (20:13).
!!! 22nd: Ice Forests (37:13) attacked
..............United Lands (11:13): 114 acres.
&& 22nd: United Lands (11:13) attacked
..............Ice Forests (37:13): 173 acres.

** July YR7 **

&& 1st: 69 Fillers (11:13) attacked
..............Beboton (12:13): 150 acres.
&& 2nd: MT Lua Pele (11:13) attacked
..............Unbreak (38:13): 131 acres.
!!! 3rd: Ignus Reef (36:13) attacked
..............Shadow Storm (11:13): 145 acres.
&& 4th: Willow Marsh (11:13) attacked
..............Lonstarishmar (9:13): 220 acres.
$$ 4th: CGI Error (11:13) sent aid
..............to Mt Fartopia II (11:13).
>> 8th: The Greek Gods (6:26) declared hostilities
..............with us.
!!! 8th: Primal Forces (6:26) attacked
..............land of ruins (11:13): 86 acres.
!!! 10th: Xanadu (15:16) attacked
..............Brigany (11:13): 92 acres.
!!! 10th: Hells Grip (11:41) attacked
..............Mt Malinao (11:13): 114 acres.
&& 10th: An Unknown Province from 11:13 attacked
..............Primal Forces (6:26): 3 acres.
>> 12th: Declared peace
..............with The Greek Gods (6:26).
!!! 13th: Pat and Marios (6:26) attacked
..............Mt Fartopia II (11:13): 78 acres.
$$ 14th: CGI Error (11:13) sent aid
..............to Mt Fartopia II (11:13).
$$ 14th: Hopkinsia (11:13) sent aid
..............to Mt Fartopia II (11:13).
>> 15th: The Scribes (20:13) declared hostilities
..............with us.
!!! 15th: Undead Legions (2:13) attacked
..............Mt Demise (11:13): 155 acres.
¤¤ 15th: Hopkinsia (11:13) failed to attack
..............Bezymianny (11:13).
!!! 15th: HeavyD (20:13) attacked
..............United Lands (11:13): 167 acres.
&& 16th: Mt Malinao (11:13) attacked
..............ZEUS RULER OF GODS (6:26): 97 acres.
!!! 16th: Gamwich (6:26) attacked
..............Sacrosanct (11:13): 165 acres.
!!! 17th: Tainmarken (20:13) attacked
..............Brigany (11:13): 77 acres.
&& 17th: Mt Demise (11:13) attacked
..............Undead Legions (2:13): 137 acres.
!!! 17th: Akaren (6:26) failed to attack
..............land of ruins (11:13).
!!! 17th: Akaren (6:26) failed to attack
..............land of ruins (11:13).
!!! 17th: Akaren (6:26) failed to attack
..............land of ruins (11:13).
&& 18th: Brigany (11:13) attacked
..............Xanadu (15:16): 112 acres.
&& 19th: United Lands (11:13) attacked
..............HeavyD (20:13): 130 acres.
&& 19th: Sacrosanct (11:13) attacked
..............I hate work (6:26): 74 acres.
&& 19th: Willow Marsh (11:13) failed to attack
..............Dominus Myrdraalia (20:13).
!!! 20th: The Lost Light (18:12) attacked
..............Willow Marsh (11:13): 102 acres.
!!! 21st: HEPHAESTOS (6:26) attacked
..............Smiley Town (11:13): 108 acres.
&& 21st: Master of Mythology (11:13) attacked
..............Dominus Myrdraalia (20:13): 95 acres.
!!! 21st: VC Andrews (20:13) attacked
..............Willow Marsh (11:13): 208 acres.
*!* 22nd: Got a dragon
..............from The Scribes (20:13).
!!! 22nd: Flaming in SHE (6:26) attacked
..............Mt Malinao (11:13): 44 acres.
!!! 22nd: Sun Zi (20:13) attacked
..............Shadow Storm (11:13): 123 acres.
!!! 22nd: Tasinia (20:13) attacked
..............land of ruins (11:13): 75 acres.

** Summary **
We lost 2627 acres.
We gained 1772 acres.
We razed 43 acres.
Aid packets sent: 10.
We failed 5 attacks.
Our enemies failed 3 attacks.
Intra-kingdom: Failed 1 attacks.
July 8th, YR7: (6:26) declared hostilities with us.
July 12th, YR7: Declared peace with (6:26).
July 15th, YR7: (20:13) declared hostilities with us.
July 22nd, YR7: Got a dragon from (20:13).

Your forces arrive at Master of Mythology (11:13), and battle begins quickly...

A tough battle took place, but we have managed a victory!
Your army has taken 205 new acres! 42 buildings survived and can be refitted to fit our needs. Taking full control of your new land will take 13 days. Your new land will be available on January 12th, YR8. 394 peasants also settled on your new lands.

We lost 525 Warriors and 47 Ogres in this battle. 432 of our Warriors have been trained into Ogres. Our forces will be again available on January 12th, YR8.
We killed about 750 enemy troops.

Dragons heaven's stupidity almost got us in deep shit with some big ass kd in a war. I've straigtned it out and been offered a NAP with 13:29 and been talking with monarch.

I told Dragons heaven to follow the more than obvious rules of engagement to not attack kds in war. this is his response.

On July 22nd, YR7, we received this note...
To The Honorable King Kumbakarna
I am very sorry, but some people do all these vicious things all the time.. so get use to it. When I was in war, 5 people invaded me from outside of the KD. I was nearly killed, my runes has been gone, my peasants wre distgruntled, my economy was falling, my soldiers were dying, a dragon was on my land burning everything. I had no gc to support any of my things, and then after that war was over, some other KD decides to pick on us the next minute we were out. Then after that I got hit again, and again. My wizards were enabled to cast spells, my thieves were exposed. I couldn't do a single thing except hardly defend myself and defect to another KD finding out that they were in WAR suffering from a gang- bang war.
Signed, The Wise Sir Falcon of Dragons of Heaven (37:13)
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On July 22nd, YR7, we received this note...
To The Honorable King Kumbakarna
Well a lot of people would've hit him. Everyone's name has been listed in the Target Finder. I mean, if I hit him when he was out of war, I could've gotten more than 26 acres. He doesn't feel that much pain at all from that assult, compared to the one that I had experienced. I had no one helping me, no one supporting me, no aid. None of the other mates in my KD could hardly defend themselves, until we ended up surrendering. Most of the people in the KD I was in was killed/ massacred. Some defected, because of this horrible mess. I could never forgive that horrible experience.
Signed, The Wise Sir Falcon of Dragons of Heaven (37:13)

Then i sent him this

Thats all nice and dandy but ur not in that kingdom any more.

I'm not gonna get use to anything you tell me to. You need to start treating me with respect. I will not tolerate your arrogance or your stupidity anymore. "blitz"

and now hes being sarcastic

On July 22nd, YR7, we received this note...
To The Honorable King Kumbakarna
I apologize for my behavior.
Signed, The Wise Sir Falcon of Dragons of Heaven (37:13)
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On July 22nd, YR7, we received this note...
To The Kind King Kumbakarna
Sorry. Shouldn't have done that.. But what about the people who hit us when we were in war?
Signed, The Wise Sir Falcon of Dragons of Heaven (37:13)
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On July 22nd, YR7, we received this note...
To The Honorable King Kumbakarna
Respect, Trust, and Nobility I will show
Invading who're in war, I now know.
My friends told me the same exact thing
As of what you had told me.
Respect, Trust, and Nobility.
I shall show no feelings, no pain.

Signed, The Wise Sir Falcon of Dragons of Heaven (37:13)
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On July 22nd, YR7, we received this note...
To The Great King Kumbakarna
Thanks for telling me.. I will learn from the past, and from the mistakes.
Never shall I hit anyone out-side of war, never shall I lead the KD into war.
Never shall I show no respect, trust, dignity, nobility, and I have 100% loyalty towards you.
Signed, The Wise Sir Falcon of Dragons of Heaven (37:13)

SIEG HEIL!

LoL, funny, Paul. And for all you non-believers, my formerly dangerously-close philosophy has been postponed for about a month. Procrastinate with Hope!!!!!!!!

Rey Ordonez has gone to Tampa. A very sad day, but at least he is with one of my favorite underdogs. Is the world going to come to an end if Tampa ever finishes above last place in the division? The Yankees play Tampa at least 19 times a year, and I think the worst the Yanks have ever done against Tampa since their creation was to win only 16. I think the Yankees go to the playoffs every based solely on those extra wins they get from Tampa.
Man, what shortstop am I going to watch pull off those wacky play-of-the-game jumping throws? He plays better in mid-air than I ever could with both feet on the ground.

Meant more as in I don't get out much, and everyone around me takes it up the ass. Wow, that procrastination bit is so true.

12/15/2002

josh do u say that cause u dropped the soap? josh is gay, nuf said.

Procrastination
P is for the popcorn you pop so you have something to eat in your hands so
you can't type your paper
R is for all of the reading that you are afraid to start because you know
that you won't remember it tomorrow anyway
O is for the overwhelming amount of time that one can manage to waste in an
evening instead of doing work
C is for the crying you will do when you realize what types of grades you
are going to get because you haven't done your work
R is for the radio dial that you are playing with so that you know when you
do start your work there will be good tunes on
A is for the the grade that you won't be getting on the paper that you are trying to avoid writing

S is for the soup that you make when you are done with the popcorn so you continue to have something to occupy your hands

T is for the test that you have at 9:00am tomorrow and you haven't yet began to study for

I is for the insane amount of time that you are wasting by reading this email

N is for the nodding off in class that you will be doing tomorrow after staying up all night avoiding your work

A is for the amazing typing skills that you have developed since you have become an email freak

T is for the terrible grade that you know that you are going to get anyway, so why bother studying

I is for the inevitable fact that you just know that your work isn't going to get done tonight

O is for the outstanding organization of your desk that you have managed to accomplish while "getting ready" to work (we all heard that one before!)

N is for never giving up on the belief that you will eventually do all the work that needs to be done.

College is a suprisingly lot like jail.

I was going to go watch dancing, but I could find the place. Then I realized I still had no reason to leave bed, so I just came back.

wren't u going dancing?

I'm pretty bored. I wonder how difficult it is to write a novel.

Anyone want to co-author?

I konkur with sour.

Hopefull an expansion pack should deal with that navy issue.

I just watched The Hunt for Red October, first time I have seen it all the way through in one sitting. WarCraft III may be pretty sweet now, but it definitely is missing something awesome without the naval battles anymore.