The Blog at the End of the Universe

TO MEXICO! AND TO FREEDOM!!

1/31/2004

http://www.ohare.com/ohare/airlines/airlines_commercial.shtm#delta

click on airline websites and find standby policy

Chicago. Arrived after 5 pm last night. 30+ hours. Reverse, and repeat!! Almost time. Give me a ring if oyu want. I might just fly back, if Amtrak follows through on a refund.

wheres ur progress report josh? Are you at least within 100 hundred miles of chicago?

Are you in cuba?

1/30/2004

yeah read that this morning

stupid people

1/29/2004

Into our nation's heartland!

1/28/2004

"Four years have passed since the aftermath of Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, and a great tension now smolders throughout the ravaged world of Azeroth. As the battle-worn races begin to rebuild their shattered kingdoms, new threats, both ancient and ominous, arise to plague the world once again.

World of Warcraft is an online role-playing experience set in the award-winning Warcraft universe. Players assume the roles of Warcraft heroes as they explore, adventure, and quest across a vast world. Being "Massively Multiplayer," World of Warcraft allows thousands of players to interact within the same world. Whether adventuring together or fighting against each other in epic battles, players will form friendships, forge alliances, and compete with enemies for power and glory.

A dedicated live team will create a constant stream of new adventures to undertake, lands to explore, and monsters to vanquish. This content ensures that the game will never be the same from month to month, and will continue to offer new challenges and adventures for years to come.

Game Features:


Adventure together with thousands of other players simultaneously.
Create and customize your own hero from the unique races and classes of the Warcraft universe.
Explore an expansive world with miles of forests, deserts, snow-blown mountains, and other exotic lands.
Visit huge cities and delve through dozens of vast dungeons.
Enjoy hundreds of hours of gameplay with new quests, items, and adventures every month. "

They turned it into diablo i can't stand that shit.
THey need to turn it into utopia is what they need to do

Anywho official beta testing sign up starts 6pm pacific time tommorow on blizzard site its not first come first serve so sign up any time

1/27/2004

i was reading dilbert and this reminded me of sour for some reason

1/26/2004

I'm looking to make a cup of tea.
Can't. Dennis broke the coffee machine.
What?? What did he do this time?
Well, he was making a cup of coffee, and the machine caught fire. It's pretty badly burned.
IT'S WATER. THERE'S NOTHING TO CATCH FIRE. HOW DID HE MANAGE THAT?
Look, ask me not. All I know is, the firemen said we get the machine back when we prove we can operate it without being a danger.

I can't freakin' believe it. I'm waiting in line, patiently and quietly, not disturbing anyone. SUDDENLY, some punk who can't wait his turn tries cutting in front of me right when it's my turn. I'm like, hey, you can't do that, but does he listen? No. Damn, I told that punk off, and all his friends. I don't put put up with that $*^&.
Ask him where all this took place.
Um, the library. There was milk and cookie in the kids' section. The scene got nasty quick, so we, you know, ran.

At Campus Mental Health Services:
Free Screenings Today
So I passed the exams? Clean bill of health. Every normal answer. Yup, epitome of mental health . . .
Mm. We feel your answers, actually, were too normal. We’d like to run few more tests.
What? Hell no. I want me a free squishy stress ball, now.

How much bleach do I u – shoot. It all dropped in.
Arrgghh. My eyes! IT BURNS.
Hey, Feeling . . . faint . . .

K, There’s an awesome concert downtown Saturday. I’m looking for company, maybe you would like to come with me.
Thanks, but I’m alright.
Look, would you like to grab a cup of coffee?
No.
How about –
I will repel you with every inch of my body.

Economics final exam today. Please fill out and pass in your attendance slips.
Take care to mark your row and seat number. If you are in the Left, Right, or Center sections, indicate with an L, R, or C. Fill in all fields.

Hey, Sour, I’m writing a comic strip. Having trouble with ideas. What can I make a strip about?
I’m sure you can do something with all our wacky adventures. Florida road trip. Incredible Paulk. Running from the cops. The countless exotic dancers living next door.
I don’t remember exotic dancers.
Sure you do. Right before the womens’ skating team wrestled for the rights to tuck you into bed at night.
It’s all coming back to me now.

oh yeah HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOUR FACE SAID WITH MY FIST

just a five minute check to shit online.

Andrew's computer is sad.

:(