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TO MEXICO! AND TO FREEDOM!!

4/05/2002

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late"

funny
That guy writes some funny shit

4/03/2002

i was suppose to post someting funny and clever for the florida peeps about 26 hours ago but i didn't so fuck em

well if you wanna know thye made it in 24 hours without a hitch and it is hot there.

clever this message was? no. Funny not yet?
funny and clever? you let me know

http://iworktoomuch.com/images/best_picture_ever.jpg
how about now?

4/01/2002

apple juice kicks ass last time i spoke to the florida bunch they were in virginia

April fools! Nobody hates pizza. I hate apple juice. That stuff sucks

I HATE PIZZA

3/31/2002

http://www.stickerguy.com/stikweek/bothwantwar-big.gif

http://iworktoomuch.com/images/godkills.jpg

Who saw the Simpsons tonight?

All they have done is awaken a sleeping giant.

I agree with the godzilla suggestion

also a "life less normal" is pretty funny. I saw parts of it, it reminded me of raising arizona and ewan mcgregor is in it with cameron diaz what else could u ask for?

ALL WE HAVE DONE IS AWAKEN A SLEEPING GIANT

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I got waitlisted at Holy Cross with a 1520 SAT. They must accept on personality.

Happy easter ya friggin bastards